Shout out to the MANY people I've met in my short time being a weird internet goober that are going the extra mile to create spaces for people to be their weird selves. You guys are AWESOME and you make the world better <3

... Now, kobolds, get on my shoulders and wear this trenchcoat >:3

the kobolds kidnap you instead, for bein' too cute >:3

"Snowbolds", I love it omg :3

What sorta environment would ye be talkin' aboot, eh? 😂

IT'S THE KOBUPPY :D

Like a pillow fort only it's warmed by 100's of phones all running Dress-To-Impress on Roblox

I've never had eggnog! I bet the production process is fascinating!

It's multipurpose! A delicious snack, a distraction, makes things sparkly, and confuses people! What more could a kobold need?

*crunches into a handful of sugar*

Well now the kobold's have an infinite supply of phones. They're making buildings out of them. Its terrible but oddly impressive.

Thank YOU for letting me use your character!

Now, uh... You gonna lemme out? 🥹

"This elixir recipe is so precise... But now it's almost complete. Just have to-"
"Hey! Nice soup you're making :3"
"THAT'S NOT A SOUP YOU IDIOT, GET OUT OF THERE!"
"But I'm so cosy~"
"Those reagants were so expensive 😭"

Here's your piece @mystnfernal.bsky.social !

You can either get IN the belly or you can BE the belly they get in.

ANTLER BEANIE, ANTLER BEANIE, ANTLER BEANIE

You could combine yip and ruff to get yi-

... Maybe scratch that one 😅

Unironically, ruff and yip makes RUP (Hard Ruh with the P being more the sound of your lips closing).

Why, yes, I did sit in bed making random yip, ruff, and rup noises to get the best sounding one for you. You're welcome.

They're very busy trying to damage the box as much as possible before delivery

It's actually @akarikaen.bsky.social's kobold puppy, or kobuppy, in this pic!

Until it gets stuck in your antlers/horns 😅 becomes more cute than hot when someone (usually my husband) has to come and untangle me from my own ineptitude