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Joey Tiki ☯️
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Head of Race Strategy and Sporting for Scuderia Ferrari HP 🇮🇹🔴

FC Barcelona | LH44 | Milwaukee Bucks

"I am thinking... I'll get back to you"
"Of course I made the starting lineup. I don't ask for this power, it just happens"
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November 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
'SF-New Regs' is dusting me 😭😭😭😭

Well... Between Ferrari, McLaren, Red Bull and Mercedes... Someone has to botch the regulation changes 😭 Given the fact that Ferrari started 2022 reg changes well I see why you're concerned 😭
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I just remember that thing porpoising all season long, zero side pod trending on twitter and just pain. I guess the pain was from not being able to compete for a title 😭👍

It's interesting how Ferrari will produce an absolute shitbox when they feel like it 😭 Remember the 2014 Ferrari?
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It did...??? Whoooweeeee aaayyyy Id have never thought it the amount of times I saw my goat running in 14th. I remember that car being such a horror show it actually made me sick.

But the SF1000 is surely worse than the LICO.

SURELY
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Don't mind them, they just want to legitimize their FIA sponsored titles 😭
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Ever made? I gotta put the W13 PORPO-PLUS up there
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Maybe I shouldn't use Hamilton as the example because if I use him we'll be here all day

But I just feel like pens were objectively more harsh. If you spun someone they didn't just say "Oh well, it's a lap one incident so who cares"

You were eating that drive through or stop-go penalty
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November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Sorry, had to delete that, I'm looking for Coulthard vs Kovaleinen NOT Hakkinen
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Here you go. This is a 5 second pen today.

This got a drive through in 2011

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November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The incident I'm referring to was literally clipping his front wing into the rear of Massa's wheel btw.
There was nothing "more aggressive" about it. Result was a drive through penalty

If anything today's incident he had with Colapinto was worse
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Mind you, it's the same media that celebrates and actively strokes the tribalism within the fans. It's very deliberate and calculated. Its exhausting to watch in real time as well. There's times I really wish F1 was a little more like football... Which feels less political until a WC needs to happen
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think these poor drivers are repressed af. They have to answer the same boring questions in the same boring way and if they make a statement that even hints at how they really feel - bam. Admonished, dragged all over the papers and fined
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Personally I blame the media surrounding F1 and the FIA 😂 I don't believe for one second that 3 drivers have personality and then everyone else is soulless. It's that the FIA is always ready to punish people for showing personality. If those were the penalties you were referring to then I agree more
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Not the pen, Whitney we can't all be here because we like seeing people get in trouble. Surely not? 😭😭

🤝
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I used to like DRS but I realised its gotta go the moment certain tracks only have one spot to overtake, coincidentally... The one DRS zone.

It certainly wasn't like that in the 2000s. Anytime was tea time and Raikkonen was absolutely gonna punish you for leaving the door open in a random sector
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Cause one thing, fans will always point out when that Honda dude is in the stewards room and rightfully so because he has interviews where he's clearly pro 33. The bloody FIA attire is Alpha Tauri brand ffs like even if there isn't corruption, they certainly aren't escaping allegations
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
LITERALLY THIS AND PLEASE can they be actual people with racing credentials and aren't affiliated with any of the teams/ sponsors?

Cause I'm sorry but a steward shouldn't be from any of the engine manufacturers and I'm tired of F1 pretending it doesn't make a difference. No team ambassadors either
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Is it the penalty that's fun to watch or the battle? Or the crash? Cause I don't think (again just me here) that a penalty itself is fun... I think the racing is. But today we don't have racing, we have lunges and inconsistent stewarding 😂

For what it's worth your opinion is respected 😂
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It comes back to consistency (at least for me, can't speak for anyone else)

If something is a race incident today but it's judged a 5 second pen next week... Or worse within the same race... I can't really blame the fans. It's a sporting issue surely?
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I genuinely think the racing as a whole becomes better when the cars get smaller. Cause I miss the long drawn out battles that seemed to go on for an entire sector, sometimes two. Side by side. Today it's just one lunge into the corner from a different post-code and that's it
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm not painting you specifically, I know I said "y'all" and that's on me 😂

You're spot on about rain, full wet tyres are as real as unicorns now.

But this kind of hard, argey-bargey racing... I'm happy to be wrong here but I think these fat ass cars are too fragile for it 😂😂
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November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM