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karadactyl.bsky.social
University of Shit
@karadactyl.bsky.social
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I was born at a very young age
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It’s Friday night, boys.
Image of Samantha Eggar in David Cronenberg’s “The Brood” where she opens up her gown, like wings, to show off her external womb
August 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Thinking about havin someone eat my pussy
Picture of myself in a thoughtful gaze looking off camera while laying in bed. Finger to my cheek. Hair is orange and I am wearing a hot pink tank top.
August 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
karadactyl.bsky.social
This is what they’re gonna do to me tomorrow
The human body broken up onto each individual component, resulting in a nightmare image of psychedelic horrors
July 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I respect that they want the sauces to go to a good home rather than the dumpster.
Facebook marketplace post advertising “free assortment of unopened sauces” and the picture is a pile of Taco Bell sauce packets, McDonald’s ketchup packets, and other dipping sauces from fast food establishments.
June 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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When you’re poor but it’s payday
Picture of me smoking a cigarette I should NOT be smoking while holding a bottle of Espolõn tequila. Pay no attention to the zit on my chin.
April 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Baseball is on the radio baaabeeeyyyy
Me chugging a 24 ounce PBR
March 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
karadactyl.bsky.social
Off work two days in a row be like
Screen still from Sex & The City featuring Samantha doing a shot while Carrie says “Oh my God, you’re doing tequila shots?”
March 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Image of Tim Robinson, from an I Think You Should Leave sketch, where he “doesn’t wanna hear any questions about the tables.”
March 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Doing this every day to feel like I live in a democracy.
Image reads: “thank you for casting your fan vote for the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame;” images of Joy Division, Cyndi Lauper, Outkast, and Mariah Carey.
March 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Oh thank fucking gods
Headline reading. “Asteroid triggers global defense plan amid chance of collision with earth in 2032” accompanied by an image of an asteroid next to a satellite
February 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Making someone’s name t-boy is so insane
Casey Jones, Mr. O’Neil, and a shop owner are about to fight the Hun while text implies an onlooker addresses another onlooker as “t-boy”
January 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Painting I did of David Lynch about 13 years ago.

And yeah that’s Igor Stravinsky, Macaulay Culkin, and Bill Hicks around him. (John Cage and Aretha Franklin just outside frame)
Painting of David Lynch, Igor Stravinsky, Bill Hicks, and Macaulay Culkin.
January 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Vibes
Living room at mom’s, all decorated for Christmas, with Gremlins on the television.
December 25, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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lol. Lmao.
Headline reading, “The Onion wins Alex Jones’ Infowars in bankruptcy auction”
November 14, 2024 at 4:36 PM