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"Kapura" - Max Golden - "Do Not Eat"
@kapura.bsky.social
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gameplay programming (spider-man, fortnite, apex legend). Car looker-at. expressed opinions non-representative of employers'.
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cant wait for my long weekend in southern california. maybe i will go to the beach.

hmm? whats that?
five day forecast, in celcius. friday and saturday both have a 95% chance of rain. the temperatures consistently fall until next monday.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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went driving this morning
a white lexus LC500 parked in front of a chaparral hillside
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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all ads are bad. sometimes they are also baffling.
a black hat with teal text in chinese and english, presumably the same in both: "hello, i am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?"
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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glad they added the inner edit
Killing Me Softly with His Song spelled out in a font reminiscent of Mamadani campaign ads
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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i am a menace who should not be allowed near computer

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a sign in the style of Mamdani campaign signs that reads "Dixout For Harambe"
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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i left my big tupperware at a friends and now i dont have enough space for all of my cookies :(
six pumpkin cookies sitting on a parchment-covered baking sheet
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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one of these little guys.
screencap from the simpsons. two monkeys are smoking and chained to typewriters. evil greedy villain mr. burns is reading off a page. overweight buffoon homer simpson stands behind mr. burns with a beer stein.
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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one underdiscussed benefit to the north american grands prix is that we were able to harvest fresh lando juice
a grocery store endcap display of lando norris monster energy
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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my newly minted phd friend is enjoying the gift i gave him at his defense

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screenshot of a text thread where the owner of the frog facts calendar discloses his intent to reveal one fact per month
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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you can never be so smart that you can't also be stupid
discord text screenshot: "i said the word oligosaccharide and docbon said 'you can liggo my sack alright'" "dude he got you" "so bad"
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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presented without additional context
ving rhames wearing a pair of c*nty white sunglasses
October 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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reading last night about how the look of The Mystery Man wasn't described in the script so the actor thought about it, put this together, went to david lynch and said "what do you think?" and lynch said "this is perfect, i love it"

ai could never
Robert Blake as The Mystery Man in Lost Highway. he has no eyebrows and is wearing kabuki makeup, giving him an otherworldly appearance
October 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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now playing ui showing the chance the rapper mixtape 'acid rap'
October 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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a photo of two corgis. below it, three people comment "wadup corgs" and then the robot also posts "wadup corgs"
October 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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folks, its time for Demolition Man
a shot of a burning building with the text "Los Angeles 1996" superimposed
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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"your current password has been found on the dark web after a billion dollar company leaked it. please change your password now."
clip form Office Space where Michael Bolton is saying "No way! Why should i change? He's the one who sucks."
October 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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absolutely wild shelf to be under the "business" heading
a bookshelf at a bookstore featuring, all on one row, The Road, Atlas Shrugged, Blood Meridian, Infinite Jest, and The Stranger
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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cookin today
three blu ray cases: the first only shows SCHWARZENEGGER, the second shows CAGE CUSACK MALKOVICH, the third says STALLONE SNIPES
October 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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new annoyance unlocked: using my wired headphones makes ios send me this notification once every 20 minutes.

anybody know how to fix this? my headphones are literally 1-2 notches above zero so this is clearly a bug
stupid motherfucking popup on my homescreen telling me to turn down my min volume headphones
October 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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how it started / how it's going
android updated and these are icons from the new ui a new iphone in hand
October 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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also frogposting on main
a small brownish-yellow frog is hanging onto the edge of a wet stone step the frog has its center of mass above the step, and is pulling its backlegs up the frog stairs up at the next stone step in contemplation the frog has found another way up the stairs. shot mid leap, so the front half of the frog is extremely blurry.
September 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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had to find a place to put these photos from Watkins Glen State Park. you're welcome.
A path next to a small stream in rural New York. There are small waterfalls as the stream carves over the layers of shale. a shot of a path next to a stream. there is a small stone wall along the path, and a fallen log sits across the stream. on either side of the stream are trees, most of which are green but some of which are turning yellow. a paved switchback path halfway up the side of a canyon. the day is damp, and the paving stones are wet brown and grey. there are stairs leading further up the canyon. across the other side of the ravine, the striated layers of sandstone and shale are visible under an overgrown new england deciduous forest A photo of the town of Watkins Glen taken from the top of a nearby hill in Watkins Glen State Park. the foreground is mainly deciduous trees, some of which are starting to turn for autumn. the town can be seen peaking through the trees that slope down, and in the background rural upstate new york farm country is visible.
September 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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they don't really have this in California, I'll give u that
a photograph of upstate new york in early autumn. there are green trees trees just string to turn yellow, and some with orange leaves. the sky is cloudy. in the foreground is a gravel road
September 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Orwell did have some bars
a passage of text from Nineteen Eighty Four: "They could be made to accept the most flagrant violations of reality, because they never fully grasped the enormity of what was demanded of them, and were not sufficiently interested in public events to notice what was happening. By lack of understanding they remained sane. They simply swallowed everything, and what they swallowed did them no harm, because it left no residue behind, just as a grain of corn will pass undigested through the body of a bird."
September 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM