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This would just remind me of all the years I spent tripping on acid and shrooms with my friends all day. Either way, I'd be charmed 💖
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This would just remind me of all the years I spent tripping on acid and shrooms with my friends all day. Either way, I'd be charmed 💖
My strategy is to just stand outside and look vexed and older neighbors just walk up and tell me what I ought to do with my house
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My strategy is to just stand outside and look vexed and older neighbors just walk up and tell me what I ought to do with my house
I like to use "queer" like "cool". As in: this person isn't going to be weird about whatever your situation is. Most of the time I say queer, it's like "don't worry they're queer"
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I like to use "queer" like "cool". As in: this person isn't going to be weird about whatever your situation is. Most of the time I say queer, it's like "don't worry they're queer"
I can't play Tavern Keeper anymore because it makes me want to do weird things to my house. I have a two-car garage and no car. My neighborhood yearns for a speak-easy
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I can't play Tavern Keeper anymore because it makes me want to do weird things to my house. I have a two-car garage and no car. My neighborhood yearns for a speak-easy
Me fucking my hot coworker: Haha yes awesome!
Me seeing the person I'm fucking at work: OH, I should die...
Me seeing the person I'm fucking at work: OH, I should die...
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Me fucking my hot coworker: Haha yes awesome!
Me seeing the person I'm fucking at work: OH, I should die...
Me seeing the person I'm fucking at work: OH, I should die...
I'm not your boss, actually
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm not your boss, actually
I have never once in my life seen a veggie lover's pizza called a vegetarian pizza. They're always called veggie lover's. Is this a regional thing?
November 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I have never once in my life seen a veggie lover's pizza called a vegetarian pizza. They're always called veggie lover's. Is this a regional thing?
You're just inventing gig-economy checking: which I would 100% sign up for
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
You're just inventing gig-economy checking: which I would 100% sign up for
Worth considering doing just one side. It gives you variable sensitivity. I had an ex do that, and it's nice to have one to tease and one more biteable
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Worth considering doing just one side. It gives you variable sensitivity. I had an ex do that, and it's nice to have one to tease and one more biteable
If you're from here, I'll allow it. But, if someone not from Missouri uses that fucked pronunciation, I'll shut them down
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you're from here, I'll allow it. But, if someone not from Missouri uses that fucked pronunciation, I'll shut them down
Jackfruit
October 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Jackfruit
Ooh! What kind of events? I'd love to visit when you're up and rolling
October 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Ooh! What kind of events? I'd love to visit when you're up and rolling
Nothing is more sensual and spiritually fulfilling than raising millions of little ones to provide sustenance. I love it
October 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Nothing is more sensual and spiritually fulfilling than raising millions of little ones to provide sustenance. I love it
Olives stuffed with a single roasted peanut
October 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Olives stuffed with a single roasted peanut
Omg! That's exactly how I sat when I was 10! Congratulations, darling!
October 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Omg! That's exactly how I sat when I was 10! Congratulations, darling!
Can confirm. I'm 30 and have never seen the ocean. I hear it's wet
September 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Can confirm. I'm 30 and have never seen the ocean. I hear it's wet
I worked with a guy who said it was unfair that they wouldn't let him work the fryer after his seventh time reaching into the oil because "I can't even feel it anymore"
August 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I worked with a guy who said it was unfair that they wouldn't let him work the fryer after his seventh time reaching into the oil because "I can't even feel it anymore"
Sorry, but I'm still not stopped. Art is interpreted by the viewer not the artist
August 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Sorry, but I'm still not stopped. Art is interpreted by the viewer not the artist
I'm headcanoning a boots, pants, belt, shit-hanging-off-belt, fit that turns this into HIGHkey dykemoding and no one can stop me
August 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm headcanoning a boots, pants, belt, shit-hanging-off-belt, fit that turns this into HIGHkey dykemoding and no one can stop me
Of course it's St Louis. When I was a CHILD my parents tried to take me to the chiropractor that sold them quack diet drugs. Closest thing to medicine in this city...
August 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Of course it's St Louis. When I was a CHILD my parents tried to take me to the chiropractor that sold them quack diet drugs. Closest thing to medicine in this city...