🍂🌻August🌻🍂
@kaptainarby.bsky.social
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the most irritating thing about IBS for me is not the intense need to shit your brains out, but instead the loud asf noises your body makes in preparation for said shit, regardless of where you are
I'm in a quiet waiting room I DON'T NEED PEOPLE TO HEAR MY STOMACH NOISES AT 8:30AM
I'm in a quiet waiting room I DON'T NEED PEOPLE TO HEAR MY STOMACH NOISES AT 8:30AM
August 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
the most irritating thing about IBS for me is not the intense need to shit your brains out, but instead the loud asf noises your body makes in preparation for said shit, regardless of where you are
I'm in a quiet waiting room I DON'T NEED PEOPLE TO HEAR MY STOMACH NOISES AT 8:30AM
I'm in a quiet waiting room I DON'T NEED PEOPLE TO HEAR MY STOMACH NOISES AT 8:30AM
gang, why do I remember red bull being better than this... I downed these CONSTANTLY during a road trip a few years back and now it tastes like dookie water
August 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
gang, why do I remember red bull being better than this... I downed these CONSTANTLY during a road trip a few years back and now it tastes like dookie water
Rescheduling for tomorrow night 😭 damn I was in a Minecraft mood too
I'll be going LIVE tonight @ 9:30pm EST!! Playing some hardcore Minecraft ⛏️😎
twitch.tv/kaptainarby24
#minecraft #live #twitch #gaming
twitch.tv/kaptainarby24
#minecraft #live #twitch #gaming
a pink sheep with its mouth open is standing in the grass
ALT: a pink sheep with its mouth open is standing in the grass
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April 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Rescheduling for tomorrow night 😭 damn I was in a Minecraft mood too
I'll be going LIVE tonight @ 9:30pm EST!! Playing some hardcore Minecraft ⛏️😎
twitch.tv/kaptainarby24
#minecraft #live #twitch #gaming
twitch.tv/kaptainarby24
#minecraft #live #twitch #gaming
a pink sheep with its mouth open is standing in the grass
ALT: a pink sheep with its mouth open is standing in the grass
media.tenor.com
April 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'll be going LIVE tonight @ 9:30pm EST!! Playing some hardcore Minecraft ⛏️😎
twitch.tv/kaptainarby24
#minecraft #live #twitch #gaming
twitch.tv/kaptainarby24
#minecraft #live #twitch #gaming
life's a bitch and you're a bathtub
February 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
life's a bitch and you're a bathtub
it's so silly but I love when dogs take a piece of food too big for their mouths and they just pause for a moment like "shit now what" and try to puzzle out where to go from there
January 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
it's so silly but I love when dogs take a piece of food too big for their mouths and they just pause for a moment like "shit now what" and try to puzzle out where to go from there
it's 11:40 pm, someone save me my brain can't handle this
January 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
it's 11:40 pm, someone save me my brain can't handle this
I hate the whole "don't respond too quickly to DMs or you'll look desperate" assumption. I hate notification clutter and if I clear my notifs w/o actually responding, I'll forget to respond altogether. Idgaf if I look desperate. It's either this or you don't get a response for 3 days, sorry man 🤷
December 23, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I hate the whole "don't respond too quickly to DMs or you'll look desperate" assumption. I hate notification clutter and if I clear my notifs w/o actually responding, I'll forget to respond altogether. Idgaf if I look desperate. It's either this or you don't get a response for 3 days, sorry man 🤷
made cafeteria noodles for dinner (iykyk 😋😍)
I'll update on how they turned out once they've cooled down a bit
I'll update on how they turned out once they've cooled down a bit
December 22, 2024 at 11:06 PM
made cafeteria noodles for dinner (iykyk 😋😍)
I'll update on how they turned out once they've cooled down a bit
I'll update on how they turned out once they've cooled down a bit
the irony of an adblocker promoting itself with countless ads is insane
December 21, 2024 at 6:13 AM
the irony of an adblocker promoting itself with countless ads is insane
Posted a new vid on my YT channel playing Fast Food Simulator!
youtu.be/e4AA_cVAzpo
youtu.be/e4AA_cVAzpo
We Opened A Restaurant In FAST FOOD SIMULATOR
YouTube video by Kaptain Arby
youtu.be
December 11, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Posted a new vid on my YT channel playing Fast Food Simulator!
youtu.be/e4AA_cVAzpo
youtu.be/e4AA_cVAzpo
CANNOT wait to get this video out, it's so fucking funny imo
December 10, 2024 at 9:02 PM
CANNOT wait to get this video out, it's so fucking funny imo
the downside to fixing my sleep schedule is that I now feel tired at normal times. what do you mean I'm about to pass out @ 11pm?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T EASILY STAY UP UNTIL 6AM WITHOUT FEELING AN OUNCE OF EXHAUSTION???
December 8, 2024 at 4:56 AM
the downside to fixing my sleep schedule is that I now feel tired at normal times. what do you mean I'm about to pass out @ 11pm?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T EASILY STAY UP UNTIL 6AM WITHOUT FEELING AN OUNCE OF EXHAUSTION???
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Recently obtained a new client and it's such deja vu interacting with her. She reminds me *so* much of a college friend, it's kinda scary
December 7, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Recently obtained a new client and it's such deja vu interacting with her. She reminds me *so* much of a college friend, it's kinda scary
Friend: "How many times have you watched Markiplier's playthrough of The Forest?"
Me: "Yes."
Friend: "..."
Me: 🙂
Me: "Yes."
Friend: "..."
Me: 🙂
December 4, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Friend: "How many times have you watched Markiplier's playthrough of The Forest?"
Me: "Yes."
Friend: "..."
Me: 🙂
Me: "Yes."
Friend: "..."
Me: 🙂
things I viewed as "rich people things" as a kid that now seem silly:
- finished basements
- 2+ floors
- pools
- large living rooms
- white/cold lighting
- granite countertops
- finished basements
- 2+ floors
- pools
- large living rooms
- white/cold lighting
- granite countertops
December 3, 2024 at 11:32 AM
things I viewed as "rich people things" as a kid that now seem silly:
- finished basements
- 2+ floors
- pools
- large living rooms
- white/cold lighting
- granite countertops
- finished basements
- 2+ floors
- pools
- large living rooms
- white/cold lighting
- granite countertops
and you might be like "but August, it's just a silly lil life simulation game"
and you'd be right! however, it has me screaming at 3am bc my Sims won't do what I tell them to and then either die or get their kids taken from them as a result. JUST DO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU TO DO FFS 🤬
and you'd be right! however, it has me screaming at 3am bc my Sims won't do what I tell them to and then either die or get their kids taken from them as a result. JUST DO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU TO DO FFS 🤬
I don't get gamer rage almost ever, but damn does the Sims bring it out in me
December 3, 2024 at 8:35 AM
and you might be like "but August, it's just a silly lil life simulation game"
and you'd be right! however, it has me screaming at 3am bc my Sims won't do what I tell them to and then either die or get their kids taken from them as a result. JUST DO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU TO DO FFS 🤬
and you'd be right! however, it has me screaming at 3am bc my Sims won't do what I tell them to and then either die or get their kids taken from them as a result. JUST DO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU TO DO FFS 🤬
I don't get gamer rage almost ever, but damn does the Sims bring it out in me
December 3, 2024 at 5:40 AM
I don't get gamer rage almost ever, but damn does the Sims bring it out in me
ever since i realized i have free will, I've started eating pierogi and hot dogs with my hands and it's such a small thing but it's SO fun and weirdly enriching
December 2, 2024 at 1:22 AM
ever since i realized i have free will, I've started eating pierogi and hot dogs with my hands and it's such a small thing but it's SO fun and weirdly enriching
made mac and cheese for dinner 😋
November 30, 2024 at 12:00 AM
made mac and cheese for dinner 😋
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Reposted by 🍂🌻August🌻🍂
This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
This needs to be said, loud, and often.
Sorry for the lack of content recently! My mom's health has been bad recently and a lot of my mental and emotional energy is going toward her atm. Hoping to edit some footage and go live at least once this week
November 26, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Sorry for the lack of content recently! My mom's health has been bad recently and a lot of my mental and emotional energy is going toward her atm. Hoping to edit some footage and go live at least once this week