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January 9, 2026 at 7:25 AM
YO WHAT?!?!

RUN ROACH!!!
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Sometimes you just gotta channel your inner Sidious.
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 AM
damn, we're getting ambitious over here
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Almost destroying the world: Meh
Forgetting your lines during the fifth-grade school play: No one must ever know
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
All of the other reindeer used to call him names. Some of them were hard to pronounce, and they sure as hell were not laughing while speaking them.
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THEM MR. FAHRENHEEEEEEIT!!!!!

(Disclaimer: No one calls Bip that)
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"Mh-hm, farewell."
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
big chubby guys
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Mel is the kind of person who wants to be helpful but only in a way that suits them, without dealing with the delicate, uncomfortable nuances of a problem. Gives a cardboard solution, pats themselves in the back and moves on.
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
facts
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
He knows Talita has so much more to lose by engaging with him physically, and harassment directed to stronger individuals is never treated as seriously as the other way around. In this specific situation, her physical prowess ironically makes her less dangerous to him.
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
What kind of soup was it?
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
My name is Bambi Allen
And I'm the fastest deer alive!
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Be it ever so humble!
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
brain implosion
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
For once, he has a pretty good grip on reality. This is exactly what would happen!
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It's real-life canon that all nutcrackers have One Piece mouth-gaping reactions
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Never tried them, but I bet my ass they're not worth all the goodies you could buy with that money.
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
One interpretation could be that the more desperately we want something, the more impatient and reckless we can become in it's pursuit, thereby failing to follow the proper process of achieving it.

Also, we tend not to greatly desire anything accessible, because we practically already have it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Which is worse, a guy who hasn't washed or changed clothes in months, or an overdose of perfume? In the first case the smell is still penetrative and it does correspond to objective filth, but there is something in perfumes that feels more...focused, like inhaling chemicals.
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You can't cage the goblin!!!
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
It do be like that sometimes
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM