Kale
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Kale
@kapmando.bsky.social
I’m mostly here to piss off Elon.
Ladies and gentleman, a message from the fucking President of the United States:

Holy shit can we get rid of him now?
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
This is Gregory Bovino. He looks like every evil military man in a movie. He is the one calling the shots when Renee Good was killed.

Until we learn who shot Alex Pretti (by which I mean until they release the name), we should all assume it was him.
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
January 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Presidential tweet or skeletor meme? Same vibe.
January 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I love New Orleans sometimes.
December 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Anybody ever notice that Stephen Miller looks like if Dr Evil was on Ozempic, and someone on his staff sewed a needle infacing into the back lining of his suit and put on a comically oversized tie?
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Things make more sense in context.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This man, who looks a little bit like if Steven Spielberg were left in the oven too long and melted, is Russell Vought. The Project 2025 guy, and the director of the office of management and budget. And turns out he was the one running DOGE all along.

Once again, Elon is the bitch of MAGA.
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
You know, I could shout into the void forever, but nothing would be more a damning condemnation of a metaphor for what MAGA has done to the government than this image of the White House:
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
September 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is Bob Iger, CEO of Disney. He looks like if a young Bill Gates were the villain principal in a teen sports movie. He rolls over and gives his belly to authoritarians until it bothers his shareholders.
September 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The founder and CEO of Nexstar looks like if Alex Jones decided to skin and wear Alec Baldwin.

But yeah, If we find out later that this guy is a sophisticated animatronic controlled by Mr Burns, I will not be surprised.
September 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sinclair Media is run by a guy who looks like if George McFly never stopped peeping on girls, and only has an issue with Biff because he’s competition.
September 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Lemme make this shit crystal clear for everyone since legacy media has abdicated the job:
September 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Now I know who he reminds me of!
September 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Some things to help get through the year with a clear goal in mind:
September 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
September 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This guy was shot.
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you wanna know how poisonous this has gotten, this came up on my feed in YouTube before I crash course video.
September 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
September 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM