Kaplin "Candy Kapple" Zerda
@kaplin.bsky.social
She/They/It - 29 - 🏳️⚧️ - Seattle - Washington’s strongest deer enjoyer
I'm a dog lol (pfp by saltmalkin)
💊 4/28/25
I'm a dog lol (pfp by saltmalkin)
💊 4/28/25
through the clouds
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
through the clouds
Lmao yeah Seattle moment
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Lmao yeah Seattle moment
dude I love being a girl
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
dude I love being a girl
this goth girl shit easy
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
this goth girl shit easy
what the hell i’m pretty??
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
what the hell i’m pretty??
sorry I’m spamming it but oh my dog this rocks
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
sorry I’m spamming it but oh my dog this rocks
high key now that its settled this morning this came out so stunning and vibrant and I am LITERALLY vibrating from excitement about how good this looks
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
high key now that its settled this morning this came out so stunning and vibrant and I am LITERALLY vibrating from excitement about how good this looks
they made my son evil and red
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
they made my son evil and red
many of you i think
November 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
many of you i think
makeup for a party tn
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
makeup for a party tn
happy that my employer uses on prem infra
October 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
happy that my employer uses on prem infra
make soup Naomi
October 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
make soup Naomi
cw food: I make a pretty good potato leek soup btw
October 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
cw food: I make a pretty good potato leek soup btw
irritating, this is the exact way my family texts me about the ravaged wasteland of Seattle, as you can see from the chaos below I have drank the kool aid cause I don’t see the chaos. 😔
October 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
irritating, this is the exact way my family texts me about the ravaged wasteland of Seattle, as you can see from the chaos below I have drank the kool aid cause I don’t see the chaos. 😔
almost got tricked by the fae last night
October 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
almost got tricked by the fae last night
they’re doing it again
August 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
they’re doing it again
how I look still using he/him at work
July 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
how I look still using he/him at work
go there, to that place.
July 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
go there, to that place.
businesses after the 2024 election
July 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
businesses after the 2024 election
lets get it, monday crew
July 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
lets get it, monday crew
when the mommy dom absolutely cannot clutch
July 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
when the mommy dom absolutely cannot clutch
