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The Kanto Legally Distinct Monsters
@kantomonsters.bsky.social
A top 10 placing MMOLB team in the Psychic Lesser League!

Team Owned by @vaporstrike.bsky.social‬
We are proud to announce that, after a brief bout of corruption, our two corrupted players, Kobe Liriano and Dana Kubo, are expected to make full recoveries. Kobe has already been cleared by our medical staff, and Dana is expected to be cleared shortly. We appreciate your well wishes for the team!
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It's with a sad heart that we announce that relief pitcher, Wilma Petrenko, has been given the opportunity to play first chair violin at the Kanto Symphony Orchestra. While she only had a short one-season stint with the Monsters, she managed to pitch 31 innings with our team.
July 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Happy opening day folks! You may notice some bot posts giving info about our games. We are helping test a bot by @dirtylinecooks.bsky.social . Thanks and enjoy the game!
July 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Well, while we did not end up having a great season despite our promising start, we have made strides towards our new offensive strategy, and we are excited to see how that pans out in season 4! Enjoy the Greatest Series, and see you all on Monday!
July 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's with a sad heart that we announce the early retirement of relief pitcher , Xavier Singles. He was a long time player for our team pitching 200 innings in his 3 season career. But we are excited to announce he has decided to follow his dream of LARPing around the globe!
July 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Public Service Announcement: We have been made aware of a string of pickpocketing occurring in Success Street Stadium. We would like to let everyone know we take these matters seriously, and our security officer, Doug, is on the case!
July 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Happy MMOLB opening day for Season 3! Some new things have been added, and one of them is the ability to name our own stadium! With this, we'd like to announce the opening of our own baseball field! Kanto's own Success Street Stadium!
July 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Our Base Stealing game is gonna go hard in season 3. Be prepared for all kinds of crime.
July 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Looking into the data, the 100 stolen bases mark was broken in seasons 0 and 1, but the top stealer only stole 59 in season 2.
We've been training Lance to be a nightmare once they're on base. So far, it's been working. Hopefully, with a bit more ninja school and track meets, we can be the first team with a player with over 100 stolen bases in a season. (A record I'm just assuming currently is unbroken)
July 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
We've been training Lance to be a nightmare once they're on base. So far, it's been working. Hopefully, with a bit more ninja school and track meets, we can be the first team with a player with over 100 stolen bases in a season. (A record I'm just assuming currently is unbroken)
July 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hey folks! Share your MMOLB lesser league team with us, and we'll share an idea for a legally distinct monster to be your mascot!

#MMOLB #Baseball
June 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We're so proud of Anna Little for pitching the second perfect game in MMOLB history!
Day 30, Anna Little of the Kanto Legal Distinct Monsters

mmolb.com/watch/685a93...

Day 54, Andre Bateman of the Nashua Pride

mmolb.com/watch/685be4...
June 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Reposted by The Kanto Legally Distinct Monsters
Sometimes we don't find things until we just happen to look later on. Season 2, Day 2 ... Opening Day for the Lesser Leagues, and Aurora Extra Sad Jesters' ace Gil Jaffray has what appears to be MMOLB's 1st PERFECT GAME.

mmolb.com/watch/6858fb...

(And there have been TWO MORE since then...)
June 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Here's the top 10 teams in the Psychic League!

Congrats to the Sportsman's Park Broadcast Sports Experts for their #1 spot!

We're super happy to have a top 10 finish in Season 1 of the MMOLB!

#MMOLB #PsychicLeague
June 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM