Maurice Styles
@kansascitymissouri.bsky.social
Your local drag bar bouncer!
Not even your typical Hollywood ugly
Not even your typical Hollywood ugly
@heroesforhire.bsky.social thanks for the follow heroes for hire podcast. Have you ever thought about doing an episode in loudest bar/club you could find?? I think it’d be a real attack on the listeners’ senses
July 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@heroesforhire.bsky.social thanks for the follow heroes for hire podcast. Have you ever thought about doing an episode in loudest bar/club you could find?? I think it’d be a real attack on the listeners’ senses
Someone should rewrite the Bible but like Jesus is a cool high school quarterback. Thoughts?
July 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Someone should rewrite the Bible but like Jesus is a cool high school quarterback. Thoughts?
Oh so when I try to make discourse about not liking Wicked, people on here go nuts and call me a troll and other swear words but when the Telebuddies podcast say they don’t like it, there’s no backlash or rudeness towards them. Screwed up man! Don’t be rude to them but here’s the episode:
The Telebuddies episode 1 - We watched Wicked!
YouTube video by Telebuddies Podcast
youtu.be
February 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Oh so when I try to make discourse about not liking Wicked, people on here go nuts and call me a troll and other swear words but when the Telebuddies podcast say they don’t like it, there’s no backlash or rudeness towards them. Screwed up man! Don’t be rude to them but here’s the episode:
Am I wrong for pronouncing the “th” sound in butthole? That’s how you say it right? Anyways epic weekend ahead!!!! Peace and love!!!
February 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Am I wrong for pronouncing the “th” sound in butthole? That’s how you say it right? Anyways epic weekend ahead!!!! Peace and love!!!
Maleja Santos! More like FEMALEja Santos
Jape!
Second joke: imagine all the fellas who passed on a date with Maleja Santos because they thought she was man because of the word “male” in her name. Those fellas probably regretting that now LOL.
Jape!
All love! All peace! #MauriceStyles
Jape!
Second joke: imagine all the fellas who passed on a date with Maleja Santos because they thought she was man because of the word “male” in her name. Those fellas probably regretting that now LOL.
Jape!
All love! All peace! #MauriceStyles
February 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Maleja Santos! More like FEMALEja Santos
Jape!
Second joke: imagine all the fellas who passed on a date with Maleja Santos because they thought she was man because of the word “male” in her name. Those fellas probably regretting that now LOL.
Jape!
All love! All peace! #MauriceStyles
Jape!
Second joke: imagine all the fellas who passed on a date with Maleja Santos because they thought she was man because of the word “male” in her name. Those fellas probably regretting that now LOL.
Jape!
All love! All peace! #MauriceStyles
“I’m a gay white woman and I can play rock n roll music on a electric guitar just like any man”
Well I’ve seen a black trans woman play better than any man so shove it loser, your point is mute
Turns out it is “moot” point. Moot point makes as much sense tho. Anyways welcome back Bluesky
Well I’ve seen a black trans woman play better than any man so shove it loser, your point is mute
Turns out it is “moot” point. Moot point makes as much sense tho. Anyways welcome back Bluesky
February 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“I’m a gay white woman and I can play rock n roll music on a electric guitar just like any man”
Well I’ve seen a black trans woman play better than any man so shove it loser, your point is mute
Turns out it is “moot” point. Moot point makes as much sense tho. Anyways welcome back Bluesky
Well I’ve seen a black trans woman play better than any man so shove it loser, your point is mute
Turns out it is “moot” point. Moot point makes as much sense tho. Anyways welcome back Bluesky
Why can’t the nfl be more about bitter lovers rather than bitter rivals. I’ll drop the link, but I saw an insta post about Giants fans rooting for division rival Commanders bc both franchises have had a lot of uncertainty and pain recently but to uplift your rival and root for strong competition
January 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Why can’t the nfl be more about bitter lovers rather than bitter rivals. I’ll drop the link, but I saw an insta post about Giants fans rooting for division rival Commanders bc both franchises have had a lot of uncertainty and pain recently but to uplift your rival and root for strong competition
The only performance enhancing drug I need for sex is a good conversation ❤️
-Peace and Love
#MauriceStyles #Sex #Men #women #LGBTQ+ #BonerPill #VaginaPill #Horny #InnerPeace
#Tomorrow #Today #Happy #Tuesday #Wednesday #aliens #MonsterTruck #Trump #Kamamala #Pizza #Gym #Love #Learning #Computer
-Peace and Love
#MauriceStyles #Sex #Men #women #LGBTQ+ #BonerPill #VaginaPill #Horny #InnerPeace
#Tomorrow #Today #Happy #Tuesday #Wednesday #aliens #MonsterTruck #Trump #Kamamala #Pizza #Gym #Love #Learning #Computer
January 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The only performance enhancing drug I need for sex is a good conversation ❤️
-Peace and Love
#MauriceStyles #Sex #Men #women #LGBTQ+ #BonerPill #VaginaPill #Horny #InnerPeace
#Tomorrow #Today #Happy #Tuesday #Wednesday #aliens #MonsterTruck #Trump #Kamamala #Pizza #Gym #Love #Learning #Computer
-Peace and Love
#MauriceStyles #Sex #Men #women #LGBTQ+ #BonerPill #VaginaPill #Horny #InnerPeace
#Tomorrow #Today #Happy #Tuesday #Wednesday #aliens #MonsterTruck #Trump #Kamamala #Pizza #Gym #Love #Learning #Computer
Could we foist all of the United States debt onto one guy and then have him move to China permanently and get married and start a family and then let all the debt go to his poor Chinese kid. It would be hilarious to see a little tiny Chinese baby 5 Trillion Dollars in debt
January 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Could we foist all of the United States debt onto one guy and then have him move to China permanently and get married and start a family and then let all the debt go to his poor Chinese kid. It would be hilarious to see a little tiny Chinese baby 5 Trillion Dollars in debt
Creature Talk number 111 is what I’m listening to currently. They explode a fake cat early on in the episode. Fun :)
Hopefully I die soon because who cares
Hopefully I die soon because who cares
January 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Creature Talk number 111 is what I’m listening to currently. They explode a fake cat early on in the episode. Fun :)
Hopefully I die soon because who cares
Hopefully I die soon because who cares
I think all my followers and everyone who sees my tweets on here are bots. If someone real sees this and wants to have a convo let me know! I would literally talk about any of your interests or anything you want, I just have talked to another human today.Hopefully my neighbor turns on his light soon
January 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I think all my followers and everyone who sees my tweets on here are bots. If someone real sees this and wants to have a convo let me know! I would literally talk about any of your interests or anything you want, I just have talked to another human today.Hopefully my neighbor turns on his light soon
I’m in my mid 20s, it’s insane for someone my age to say they’ve already failed life but I did. I wasted 20 some odd years chasing an unachievable dream. Now what? Like at point do I get told by like a doctor or something to do assisted suicide. Ive wasted everything i had and have nothing to show
January 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m in my mid 20s, it’s insane for someone my age to say they’ve already failed life but I did. I wasted 20 some odd years chasing an unachievable dream. Now what? Like at point do I get told by like a doctor or something to do assisted suicide. Ive wasted everything i had and have nothing to show
I’m in my 20s and this is probably the 10th Friday night in a row that i didn’t do anything. Today was worse than most fridays though, I got denied a promotion and didn’t get a different job I applied for. I’ve eat one slice of white bread and tired to lay down all day hoping it would pass faster
January 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m in my 20s and this is probably the 10th Friday night in a row that i didn’t do anything. Today was worse than most fridays though, I got denied a promotion and didn’t get a different job I applied for. I’ve eat one slice of white bread and tired to lay down all day hoping it would pass faster
It’s honestly therapeutic to talk about #nfl #football on here. Could Derrick Henry could really have a chance to be top 5 all time rushing leaders, he has 2 more good seasons and maybe 2 more mid seasons and boom retire. 2,000 more yard in 2 years, he’s top ten. There’s a lot of ways he gets there
January 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Bo nix isn’t a rookie, dude had all of world breathing down his neck for all his college years and he got pr/media team early and got married, and before you call me a hypocrite, so did Caleb. Rumors are so did cj stroud and he intentionally failed that qb IQ test. All I’m trynna say is let Caleb
January 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Bo nix isn’t a rookie, dude had all of world breathing down his neck for all his college years and he got pr/media team early and got married, and before you call me a hypocrite, so did Caleb. Rumors are so did cj stroud and he intentionally failed that qb IQ test. All I’m trynna say is let Caleb
Why was I blocked? I don’t even know who I replied to but I was asked what they should draw and i recommended something. The artist must suck to not convey my meaning or they hate big boobs which is equally as concerning. I understand big boobs are impractical for a human but drawing should be fine
January 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Why was I blocked? I don’t even know who I replied to but I was asked what they should draw and i recommended something. The artist must suck to not convey my meaning or they hate big boobs which is equally as concerning. I understand big boobs are impractical for a human but drawing should be fine
Why does every weirdo just claim Autism nowadays. No dude, you just like a weird soundtrack from a 2002 pc game bc your parents put you in front of the computer so they could sit in the car in the garage and scream at each other in peace. Everyone likes weird shit, if everyone is on the spectrum
January 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Why does every weirdo just claim Autism nowadays. No dude, you just like a weird soundtrack from a 2002 pc game bc your parents put you in front of the computer so they could sit in the car in the garage and scream at each other in peace. Everyone likes weird shit, if everyone is on the spectrum
Say Obama ten times and let me know how you feel:) goodnight LA
January 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Say Obama ten times and let me know how you feel:) goodnight LA
Why people be hating gay peoples in Star Wars and ABC shows?!?!!
I’ve had HBO my whole life and they force a gay person into every show like holy cow
That Larry David show probably has the least gay sex for any hbo show but still feels mad gay. Mad props to hbo for liking gay people!!
-Peace and Lo
I’ve had HBO my whole life and they force a gay person into every show like holy cow
That Larry David show probably has the least gay sex for any hbo show but still feels mad gay. Mad props to hbo for liking gay people!!
-Peace and Lo
January 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Why people be hating gay peoples in Star Wars and ABC shows?!?!!
I’ve had HBO my whole life and they force a gay person into every show like holy cow
That Larry David show probably has the least gay sex for any hbo show but still feels mad gay. Mad props to hbo for liking gay people!!
-Peace and Lo
I’ve had HBO my whole life and they force a gay person into every show like holy cow
That Larry David show probably has the least gay sex for any hbo show but still feels mad gay. Mad props to hbo for liking gay people!!
-Peace and Lo
Everyday of my life sucks
January 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Everyday of my life sucks
Dick Van Dyke. Hahaha I just said two bad words but since it’s a name it’s alright. Chim chim cherry.
Really though, real minute real fast. Kinda funny for DVD (Dick Van Dyke) to be like “yeah my last name is inappropriate, let me make my first name inappropriate in a completely different way.”
Really though, real minute real fast. Kinda funny for DVD (Dick Van Dyke) to be like “yeah my last name is inappropriate, let me make my first name inappropriate in a completely different way.”
January 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dick Van Dyke. Hahaha I just said two bad words but since it’s a name it’s alright. Chim chim cherry.
Really though, real minute real fast. Kinda funny for DVD (Dick Van Dyke) to be like “yeah my last name is inappropriate, let me make my first name inappropriate in a completely different way.”
Really though, real minute real fast. Kinda funny for DVD (Dick Van Dyke) to be like “yeah my last name is inappropriate, let me make my first name inappropriate in a completely different way.”
Me being silly at work! LOL
January 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Me being silly at work! LOL
My neighbor finally gave me my Christmas gift. I opened it and it was a box with an action figure. The box said Han Solo but the action figure didn’t have any words so I wasn’t really sure what it was
January 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My neighbor finally gave me my Christmas gift. I opened it and it was a box with an action figure. The box said Han Solo but the action figure didn’t have any words so I wasn’t really sure what it was
I’m not rich enough to sympathize with that ceo that died but I wish I was
January 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m not rich enough to sympathize with that ceo that died but I wish I was