KAP
@kannedo.bsky.social
weight watchers pushing glp-1's is so laughable, like, so the system never worked? we knew.
December 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
weight watchers pushing glp-1's is so laughable, like, so the system never worked? we knew.
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AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
isn't turning off the shower always such an act of willpower?
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
isn't turning off the shower always such an act of willpower?
ticks are the new roaches
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
ticks are the new roaches
up up down down left right left right b a start / just because we use cheats doesn't mean we aren't smart
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
up up down down left right left right b a start / just because we use cheats doesn't mean we aren't smart
sorry i'm 6 years late on this masterpiece youtu.be/yPPt56j14LY?...
Julia Nunes - No Sudden Moves (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Julia Nunes
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
sorry i'm 6 years late on this masterpiece youtu.be/yPPt56j14LY?...
i had a customer come in today and we were talking about scams.
"I wish they would find a way to scam the billionaires and not the little guy," I said.
"i hope not, the billionaires are generous!" she replied, deadass, completely sincere.
FAM WE ARE COOKED #🇺🇲
"I wish they would find a way to scam the billionaires and not the little guy," I said.
"i hope not, the billionaires are generous!" she replied, deadass, completely sincere.
FAM WE ARE COOKED #🇺🇲
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i had a customer come in today and we were talking about scams.
"I wish they would find a way to scam the billionaires and not the little guy," I said.
"i hope not, the billionaires are generous!" she replied, deadass, completely sincere.
FAM WE ARE COOKED #🇺🇲
"I wish they would find a way to scam the billionaires and not the little guy," I said.
"i hope not, the billionaires are generous!" she replied, deadass, completely sincere.
FAM WE ARE COOKED #🇺🇲
modular couches are fckn awesome. do not @ me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
modular couches are fckn awesome. do not @ me.
dang judy hates my duck shirt
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
dang judy hates my duck shirt
slava ukraini and steve witkoff is a russian shill. can america come back from this? can we ever root out the foreign control in our own government? sickening to watch and be able to do nothing. nauseating to look around and see the general public couldn't be bothered to care
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
slava ukraini and steve witkoff is a russian shill. can america come back from this? can we ever root out the foreign control in our own government? sickening to watch and be able to do nothing. nauseating to look around and see the general public couldn't be bothered to care
"you sent it straight down the gullet! put a little arc in it!"
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"you sent it straight down the gullet! put a little arc in it!"
it's like, we're slow as fuck and we're bad at defense #hartfordroses
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
it's like, we're slow as fuck and we're bad at defense #hartfordroses
this holiday season please remember to keep the "christ" in jfc 🙏🏽
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
this holiday season please remember to keep the "christ" in jfc 🙏🏽
*raises hands up defensively* i just think a side part looks better than a center part
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
*raises hands up defensively* i just think a side part looks better than a center part
practicing pike pushups solely to be able to bend over and give my puppy a kiss!
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
practicing pike pushups solely to be able to bend over and give my puppy a kiss!
"we could just kiss our lips..."
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"we could just kiss our lips..."
LONG LIVE SHIRA PERLMUTTER
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
LONG LIVE SHIRA PERLMUTTER
on hold with the IRS over 3 hours because no one fckn works there anymore THANKS TRUMP
October 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
on hold with the IRS over 3 hours because no one fckn works there anymore THANKS TRUMP
"16 cigarettes?? that's like 5 cigarettes!"
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"16 cigarettes?? that's like 5 cigarettes!"
bruce lee's on my head, but don't call me a lee-head
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
bruce lee's on my head, but don't call me a lee-head