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Kevin
@kangus.bsky.social
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I am the Kevin you’re looking for (he/him)
(or my tortoise, also named Kevin.)
Mostly posting #TheWheelOfTime & #WotSkies
Rings of Power enthusiast 💍
Host: @TheKevinPodcast.bsky.social
Co-Host: @TarvalonDark.bsky.social
Admin: @dragonmount.com
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future archaeologists unearthing the sacred texts from the long forgotten year of 2023
Three photos attached top to bottom Top photo shows Rosamund Pike as Moiraine Damodred, from season 2 of the wheel of time, starting to look at the contents of a faded piece of parchment Middle photo shows a faded parchment paper with the words “PUSSY IN BIO” in large capital letters, with a weird box between each letter, which is how Twitter spam replies from porn bots looked in mid 2023 Bottom photo again shows Moiraine reading the paper, except now her brow is extremely furrowed in distress
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
kangus.bsky.social
pennywise gamgee be like
“we all float like potatoes down here mr frodo”
Scene from the move It by Steven King, showing Georgie in a yellow raincoat from behind as he leans towards a sewer grate which is occupied inside by the Pennywise clown form of It. However, pennywise has instead been replaced by Samwise Gamgee from the lord of the rings trilogy of movies with a red clown nose on his nose.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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they be callin me the kris kringle of creepy 👻
Two side by side photos of me (Kevin) in a red and white stylized Santa Claus onesie as a Halloween costume. The photo on the left shows me inside of a room with modest Halloween decor. I’m standing with my arms stretched to the side, my forearms pointing down, with my legs spread wide apart, and inside the Santa hood is a jack-o’-lantern balloon resting on top of my head, making it look like that is my head. On the right side, I am outside next to a car, leaning back with my hands on my rump, and instead of the balloon as my head, I’m wearing a decrepit old man mask with long white hair and beard somewhat like Santa but much creepier than santa should ever be
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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only 600 hours to go 😼
(apology for my intermittent absences during this current Hades 2 fixation 🙇🏼‍♂️)
A screenshot from my Nintendo switch play activity showing that I played Hades 1 for “695 hours or more”, accumulated over the course of a few years, as well as showing that I’ve also played “95 hours or more” of Hades 2, the sequel, accumulated over the last 7 days since it was released
October 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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that face when it’s birthday 😩☺️
Me (kevin) during the WoT Ones panel at the 2025 WotCon, a parody of the popular YouTube show Hot One’s. I am wearing a royal Elayne Trakand dress, but my blond wig is off my head and resting on my shoulder, as my head is pulled back, my eyes are shut, and my mouth is slightly agape as I ride the intense heat of the wing I ate. This moment occurred shortly after I told the crowd “I have ascended”
September 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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maybe I’ll feel differently when they get closer release, but until then, my pre-season hype days seem over 🤷‍♂️🫤
Two panel meme that shows the dad from fairly odd parents gesturing towards an empty, roped off pedestal. He says “and this is where I’d put my hype for fallout season 2 and rings of power season 3” He then looks manic and angry in the second pane saying “IF PRIME HADNT CANCELLED THE WHEEL OF TIME, KILLING ANY HYPE I HAD FOR THEIR OTHER SHOWS I LOVED”
September 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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me when I see a volcano erupt
A cropped photo of a bottle of ground cumin from a spice rack, except the joke is that I pronounced it like “ground cumming” as if the ground is having an orgasm whenever a volcano jizzes lava all over the place
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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it’s simply the Eye of Sauron, naturally
A closely cropped image of the eye of Sauron, an eye made of flames with a cats eye pupil that rests between two spires, with the map of tar Valon faintly super imposed over the pupil as if the 6 streets exiting the isle city are a reference to the flamy veins of the eye of Sauron
September 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the first Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose over North Harbor…
A map of the city of Tar Valon from the wheel of time book series. The city itself resides on an island surrounded on both sides by a river which splits along the northern tip of the island, and combines again after the southern tip of the island. There is also no denying that it resembles an anatomical image of a woman’s vagina, with North Harbor looking distinctly like the clitorus
September 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Penultimate post in this thread, the video description can be found both in the video details on YouTube, and in the AltText of this image. Go to the final post in the thread for the link of where to vote!
Even if it’s not for me, don’t forget to vote!
🧵 6 of 7
video fades in on two side by side video feeds. The left video shows me (Kevin) with a large curly white hair wig under a top hat and sunglasses as Thom Merrilin singing the vocals for the song. On the right side is me again, in a cowboy hat, sunglasses, and a scarf holding a trumpet as Mat Cauthon. Trumpet Kevin gets increasingly more distressed as the song goes on, with the quality of trumpet notes produced remaining extremely subpar the entire time. Full lyrics: Well, he was the Horn Man from the land of Emond's Field First blew in valere's horn and drove the seanchan back to sea, in falme And when he blew into that horn, all the heroes gather round Horn sounder is on the scene, i said "Boy, i gotta hear that sound!" Scream "Time to roll the dice", but in a tongue thats kinda old Everybody gotta freeze in place when the horn man started to blow Now blow it Horn Man! (Extremely cowardly trumpet note) (A couple of even sadder notes) Nnnn, 'kay, he's a little shy, but his luck he cannot hide 'Cause when the Horn Man rolls to win, he gonna take you on a ride Take it, Horn Man! (Regrettable trumpet sounds) Ow! Take it, Horn Man! He'll be right with you folks! (Desperate cry for help via trumpet sound) All right, Horn Man, that's my fault, I put you on the spot With those memories in yo head, this next one's gonna be hot Kick it Horn Man! Angry whisper: (Come on!) (Successively worse trumpet sounds) (What the bleep are you doing?) (Probably the best so far but still bad trumpet notes) Haha, okay! Why don't we have a little inspiration now You know this game, Horn Man! Repeat after me, here we go, and Shibidi bop bop, buda bop bop (Single wet fart trumpet sound) nip nip nipnip, nip nip nipnip nip (Two notes that do not sound like the prior nips) Aridididi bop bududidadi Bloody play something, Horn Man Okay, move it on! Horn Man Horn Man! Both sides fade away, then the trumpet player side comes back to play one last note with the caption: (Legally a trumpet note)
August 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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*flicker*
You are here too strongly, Young Boar
A large formidable brown bear on a grassy field, with a pinewood forest behind them, rolling hills in the distance, and a massive snow covered mountainside. Photoshopped onto the back of the bear is Marcus Rutherford as Perrin Aybara from the Wheel of time in a dark coat with fuzzy cuffs, and brown pants. He has dirt on his face and a confused/discerning expression
August 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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the cube and nipple crisis (I misplaced it)
A three dimensional cube seen at an angle to show the front face, a face on the side, and the top face of the cube. On each side of the cube is a closely cropped photo of a supple and hairy trolloc nipple, as seen on the wheel of time, thus creating the pun “cube and nipple crisis”, a play on the Cuban missile crisis
August 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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shrinking the heads of wheel of time characters to idk find myself I guess [Day 4]
A still image from season 3 of the wheel of time showing Nynaeve al’Meara and Elayne Trakand sneaking around in the streets of Tar Valon with thick coats over their accepted robes looking like detectives. However both of their heads, and the head of a random person on the street behind them, have all been shrunken down to a humorous scale while leaving everything else in the scene unaltered
August 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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shrinking the heads of wheel of time characters to idk find myself I guess [Day 3]
A still image from the wheel of time season three that shows 7 aes sedai of the black Ajah in the streets of tar Valon, after their attack on the hall of the tower. Left to right they are an unnamed aes sedai, Chesmal Emry, Liandrin, Jeaine, Nyomi, another unnamed aes sedai, and Ispan. However each of their heads have been shrunken down to a comedically small size while leaving the rest of their bodies unaltered.
August 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Meme of Leonardo DiCaprio holding out a Martini glass while dressed in a tuxedo, except his head has been replaced with Ceara Coveney as Elayne Trakand from the wheel of time giving a cheeky and knowing smile
August 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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A black background that features a tiny tentacle like creature known as lucky the lucky tentacle. A tiny hand has been photoshopped under their chin as if they are deep in consideration
August 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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shrinking the heads of wheel of time characters to idk find myself I guess [Day 2]
A still image from season 3 of the wheel of time showing Padan Fain in bloodied white cloak armor with a large Trolloc at his side during the large trolloc attack of the battle of the two rivers, buildings burning behind them. However both Padan Fain and the trolloc have been edited so that their heads are extremely small atop their bodies, leaving everything else about them unaltered
August 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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🤔
A closely cropped photo of Robert Strange in full costume as the Eelfinn from the wheel of time, making him a fur covered man with fox like features, and a large hand has been photoshopped over his chin in a position that implies he is diligently considering the possibility presented before him
August 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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A small futuristic person sitting on a floating golden throne with a futuristic city scape in the background. The entire body of the person is a face, which has been changed into the face of Kevin (me) giving a cheeky and knowing smile, and a golden circlet contains the head at the top with a purple gem in the center. Small purple arms come from the side of the face, and small purple legs come from the bottom of the face and through the bottom of the golden throne, dangling in the air.
August 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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shrinking the heads of wheel of time characters to idk find myself I guess [Day 1]
A still from season 3 of the wheel of time showing Elaida Sedai standing beside a young Morgase Trakand just before her crowning as Queen of Andor, with servants in red livery behind them. However the heads of Morgase, Elaida, and the two servants in the background have been edited and shrunken down to a ridiculously small size while still leaving everything about them the correct and original size
August 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Full Video Description in AltText
video fades in on two side by side video feeds. The left video shows me (Kevin) with a large curly white hair wig under a top hat and sunglasses as Thom Merrilin singing the vocals for the song. On the right side is me again, in a cowboy hat, sunglasses, and a scarf holding a trumpet as Mat Cauthon. Trumpet Kevin gets increasingly more distressed as the song goes on, with the quality of trumpet notes produced remaining extremely subpar the entire time. Full lyrics: Well, he was the Horn Man from the land of Emond's Field First blew in valere's horn and drove the seanchan back to sea, in falme And when he blew into that horn, all the heroes gather round Horn sounder is on the scene, i said "Boy, i gotta hear that sound!" Scream "Time to roll the dice", but in a tongue thats kinda old Everybody gotta freeze in place when the horn man started to blow Now blow it Horn Man! (Extremely cowardly trumpet note) (A couple of even sadder notes) Nnnn, 'kay, he's a little shy, but his luck he cannot hide 'Cause when the Horn Man rolls to win, he gonna take you on a ride Take it, Horn Man! (Regrettable trumpet sounds) Ow! Take it, Horn Man! He'll be right with you folks! (Desperate cry for help via trumpet sound) All right, Horn Man, that's my fault, I put you on the spot With those memories in yo head, this next one's gonna be hot Kick it Horn Man! Angry whisper: (Come on!) (Successively worse trumpet sounds) (What the bleep are you doing?) (Probably the best so far but still bad trumpet notes) Haha, okay! Why don't we have a little inspiration now You know this game, Horn Man! Repeat after me, here we go, and Shibidi bop bop, buda bop bop (Single wet fart trumpet sound) nip nip nipnip, nip nip nipnip nip (Two notes that do not sound like the prior nips) Aridididi bop bududidadi Bloody play something, Horn Man Okay, move it on! Horn Man Horn Man! (Legally a trumpet note)
August 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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It’s my honor to finally share the sequel to “The Dragon Anonymous vs Mr Dice-A-Lot”

Presenting: Horn Man (ft. Mat Cauthon)
The story goes that after their reunion & recap in Tanchico, this was Thom & Mat’s first performance together as Gleeman & Apprentice. Enjoy 🫶
#TheWheelOfTime #WotIdol2025
August 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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…hang on let me cook…
🏃🏼‍♂️💨💨💨
A screenshot of a notepad message I left for myself on September 4th 2024 at 10:37 PM The first line says “green man group”, as a combination of the blue man group and the entity known as the green man from the wheel of time The second line says “Swedish chef trolloc”, as a combination of the Swedish chef from the muppets and a monster called a trolloc, also from the wheel of time
August 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Video Description in AltText
A wheel of time parody music video of Flight of the Conchords song “The Hiphopopotamus vs the Rhymenosaurus” called The Dragon Anonymous vs Mr Dice A Lot, by me Kevin Angus. The video shows Thom Merrilin as he strums his guitar in the background in an inn, while the top of heads of Rand al’Thor and Mat Cauthon (played by Barney Harris) from the mouth up bobs up and down as they alternate rapping the lines spoken. A second Mat (played by Donál Finn) appears briefly, as does Phil Snowden Aka Steve. there are also hidden Easter eggs in the scene, such as a waygate, a supple and hairy trolloc nipple, and a closely cropped photo of me (Kevin) giving a cheeky and knowing smile
August 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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SO HYPE for #WotIdol2025 finale this Saturday 🤩
My entry this year is the spiritual sequel to last year’s parody (the dragon anonymous vs mr dice-a-lot) and you’ll finally get to learn whether Thom chose Rand or Mat as his gleeman apprentice 😏
any theories? here’s a song refresher 😘
#TheWheelOfTime
August 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM