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kanavus.bsky.social
@kanavus.bsky.social
These people all individually believe they are gods, and until somebody cuts em down they won't be changing. Obviously being hated by most of the world doesn't matter to them
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
He's SUCH a loser too, imagine having to not only bend the knee to a pedophile, but one that looks like baked Jabba the Hutt and has the brain of an 80 year old 6th grader

I at least expected America to be taken down by a conniving, manipulative genius evil villain, but instead we get this. SAD!
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
She doesn't even make it that far. She's like "yeah child sex trafficking whatever DOW???"
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Based Connie??
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Very confident Trump did not choose all these people himself. Each member of his cabinet is uniquely awful and unqualified, someone with some degree of intelligence definitely planned it that way

It's literally like a Saturday morning cartoon villain roster
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Imagine spending your childhood as a fleshlight for the most powerful men alive on a secret sex slave island and spending your adulthood trying to tell people it happened, while the entire government of your country actively tries to stop you and spits in your face like this
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
They probably top Watergate once a month at this point, at minimum
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The smartest thing Eric and his daughters could possibly do is drop the Epstein info they know and bail, he's practically obliterating any chance they have of a life that isn't miserable
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 AM
We really have to accept these people, we certainly can't get rid of them and hating them for their stupid mistakes will only leave them jaded

It'll push them from thinking this tweet is gross shit to thinking "well maybe Trump is right after all maybe it isn't so bad it's just a meme"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
This is smart because no one would ever actually believe the government would do this, they can skate by on people being like "anyone can post a craigslist ad!!"
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Tell you who you won't find in that shit, my boy Goku
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 AM
It really almost makes me feel bad. It makes me wonder if he even knows anyone is patronizing him, especially when a lot of the time he doesn't even seem to know where he is

It definitely doesn't make me feel bad, but almost.
January 29, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I cannot genuinely believe this 80 year old man who was born rich thinks he earned it. Like not one time in 80 fuckin years has he ever stopped to think about it
January 29, 2026 at 9:58 PM
He finally achieved the success his father always wanted to see from him, and all he had to do was completely shit on the entire country to do it! It should've been his brother, always should've been
January 29, 2026 at 9:56 PM
They'll sit in their trailers watching Fox on their little satellite television and when he says this they'll be like "haha, fuckin libtards, work harder next time!!"
January 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Honestly surprised Noem was the first one down, unless you count Musk. I really expected it to be the alcoholic idiot or the brain worm guy
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Can they even do that anyway? My understanding was that ICE literally cannot arrest anybody except for immigration related issues
January 29, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Cops and ICE speedrunning an entire upcoming generation of radicalized adults
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
America simulator
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Curious if these guys have seen the photos of Mussolini after he was captured. It's a good teaching experience, they've forgotten
January 24, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I just imagine them watching the footage of what happened, thinking "how am I gonna spin this one"

It's fuckin disgusting shit. Any independents or Dems running on a "make sure they are publicly hanged" platform?
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 PM
"violence is what they want" is what I would've said a few months ago, we are definitely far past that point now. I was wrong
January 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
They literally aren't dealing with rough people, they're dealing with old dudes in pajamas, small children and soccer moms
January 24, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Do other country's leaders laugh at this guy behind closed doors? I feel like they have to, he's just so fuckin stupid
January 23, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Gotta find a way to get Citizens United the fuck outta here for that to happen
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 AM