My god, his hands really are tiny! But he should keep them out of other countries nonetheless.

Why wouldn’t he? He’ll be pardoned again.

They’ll never get the orange off their lips, either.

My family is one that will be taxed, and you bet your arse my wife, daughter, and I all voted for it.

Is he the Bubble Boy or something? He hasn’t seen or heard anything.

Eew, there's some pubic hair on that hat.

I don’t know, they might be for DEI in this case. You know, for the sacrifices to the supervolcano god.

This is clearly a ridiculous scenario. The one person should own 99% of the properties and not even need a loan.