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kamerlort.bsky.social
@kamerlort.bsky.social
27 / pnw / any pronouns
goddamn i hate the white pikmin !
told myself i wasn’t gonna be annoying and i lied. i’m going to trap him in my gaping maw for the rest of eternity MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD
December 29, 2024 at 9:47 PM
i need it to be 2025 already so i can psychologically convince myself a new leaf has turned and therefore have the energy to actually manifest what i want to accomplish in life next year
December 29, 2024 at 9:44 PM
squid game season 2 FLOPPED!!!! but who was expecting any different sorry i was laughing half the time
December 28, 2024 at 6:53 AM
breaking my silence to say i was right about being insane shipping random crack ship in a certain popular netflix tv show that just released second season. the way i am always right about everything ever is scary
December 28, 2024 at 3:08 AM
immediately waked and baked then watched superman trailer and bawled my eyes out. wtf is going on
December 21, 2024 at 6:35 PM
god is real just for today because survivor 47 finale and new defunctland upload .. universe is throwing me a bone
December 19, 2024 at 12:46 AM
OMFGGGGG YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO EM 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY???????
December 18, 2024 at 7:42 PM
tfw i completely forgot about this app. sorry tweeting just isn’t fun anymore 😢
December 17, 2024 at 5:44 PM
SPOTIFY WRAPPED IS A FUCKING LIAR AND I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT
December 5, 2024 at 12:39 AM
whenever i remember i’m going to sea school i get so excited then have a simultaneous panic attack because what the fuck
December 4, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Reposted
they will save us
December 4, 2024 at 5:10 AM
here’s how obsessing over peep show will save 2025
December 4, 2024 at 4:58 AM
getting back into dan and phil in 2024 is actually incredible and amazing and if any of you even think of replying to this tweet. i’ve loved them since 2012 and i will defend them with my life i’m not kidding
December 3, 2024 at 6:16 PM
barbie nutcracker is responsible for my old man fucker tendencies because when they made him human and younger at the end even 4 year old me wanted to kms. i was so fucking mad and i still am
December 3, 2024 at 2:08 PM
choosing sobriety this holiday season has been epic but now i noticed i already have over 100 posts here on bluesky now. and is that really much better
December 3, 2024 at 7:51 AM
i need mattel to rerelease all the old barbie movie soundtracks but with the instrumentals included because barbie nutcracker 2001 is somehow the absolute best version of the nutcracker soundtrack. i’m sure tchaikovsky would weep if he heard it
December 3, 2024 at 7:11 AM
do i need to catch up on cobra kai. did johnny and daniel kiss yet or are they still making us suffer
December 3, 2024 at 6:33 AM
tfw they don’t make music like this anymore…..
December 3, 2024 at 2:01 AM
the way i browse r/dumbphones daily and am either disappointed at my own ineptitude with technology (because i know i would fuck up setting up a japanese import) or just hate the availability of options atm. i hate the jelly i hate the cat phones i hate all of them they’re ugly and useless
December 3, 2024 at 12:03 AM
regan’s favorite irrational fears:
- scary old movie sets
- queen mary’s propeller underwater
- being forced to evacuate a realistic water-based disneyland ride
- orca whale eyes
- giant aquarium tanks that can hold whale sharks and other big animals
December 2, 2024 at 4:09 AM
someone please tell me they understand me when i say that the 1939 wizard of oz film set is somehow so unsettling and scary to look at. like it’s beautiful and well-made but also something about old warehouse film sets just give me the fucking creeps like they’re queen mary propeller scary
December 2, 2024 at 3:52 AM