The original Kamalama
@kamalama.bsky.social
Backend software engineer
Full stack pancake engineer
Professional axe thrower*
Crazy dog lady
I'm probably buried in a vine of some sort.
Durham, nc
*It's not hard
Full stack pancake engineer
Professional axe thrower*
Crazy dog lady
I'm probably buried in a vine of some sort.
Durham, nc
*It's not hard
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Happy Halloween!
6-ft Skelly dog is my favorite indulgence this year.
I like to think it's my dog that passed a few years ago. And Hiro is ignoring him just like the old times 🥹
I like to think it's my dog that passed a few years ago. And Hiro is ignoring him just like the old times 🥹
October 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
6-ft Skelly dog is my favorite indulgence this year.
I like to think it's my dog that passed a few years ago. And Hiro is ignoring him just like the old times 🥹
I like to think it's my dog that passed a few years ago. And Hiro is ignoring him just like the old times 🥹
First in the uncategorized cookies and 3rd in sandwich!
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
First in the uncategorized cookies and 3rd in sandwich!
The Oreos are where it's at. About 15 years ago I had a milky way which was also amazing.
This is what I send people in California when I explain the state fair and the varieties of things we will throw into a fryer
This is what I send people in California when I explain the state fair and the varieties of things we will throw into a fryer
October 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The Oreos are where it's at. About 15 years ago I had a milky way which was also amazing.
This is what I send people in California when I explain the state fair and the varieties of things we will throw into a fryer
This is what I send people in California when I explain the state fair and the varieties of things we will throw into a fryer
I entered my macarons into the NC state fair this year. Sweet potato pie flavored.
October 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I entered my macarons into the NC state fair this year. Sweet potato pie flavored.
Your know it's real because ..
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Your know it's real because ..
When you're a dog owner, that feeling that someone's watching you is pretty much always accurate.
July 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When you're a dog owner, that feeling that someone's watching you is pretty much always accurate.
Amongst all the terrible news a small inkling of light.
April 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Amongst all the terrible news a small inkling of light.
FUCK YOU SHOVEL!
January 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
FUCK YOU SHOVEL!
Good morning from SNOW.
December 24, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Good morning from SNOW.
Dropping in on a friend's cats for a couple of days. This one is the one that would make me consider a cat again.
December 21, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Dropping in on a friend's cats for a couple of days. This one is the one that would make me consider a cat again.
How do you make a cyber truck more douchey?
Paint it *that* blue
Paint it *that* blue
December 1, 2024 at 2:31 PM
How do you make a cyber truck more douchey?
Paint it *that* blue
Paint it *that* blue
TFW: there are turkey bones being roasted and boiled for stock and there is no turkey in your mouth in this very moment in time, even if there was 2 minutes ago.
November 28, 2024 at 3:28 PM
TFW: there are turkey bones being roasted and boiled for stock and there is no turkey in your mouth in this very moment in time, even if there was 2 minutes ago.
These are tomatillos plants. They are volunteers that grew in my garden. (Volunteers are plants that grow because inevitably you'll lose a few fruiting bodies to the depths of the vines, and the seeds germinate). There is also a flower.
November 10, 2024 at 3:49 PM
These are tomatillos plants. They are volunteers that grew in my garden. (Volunteers are plants that grow because inevitably you'll lose a few fruiting bodies to the depths of the vines, and the seeds germinate). There is also a flower.
A lot of people complain about how kid ruin the extra hour of sleep from fall back. But at least once their like 3, you can explain what's happening. This dude has been waking me up at 5am for almost 11 years now.
November 3, 2024 at 11:41 AM
A lot of people complain about how kid ruin the extra hour of sleep from fall back. But at least once their like 3, you can explain what's happening. This dude has been waking me up at 5am for almost 11 years now.
Thom tillis doesn't seem to understand that most of he's voted against/for in the NC HoR and US Senate has life changing consequences - mostly negative - for many people. But he really only cares about impact when it hurts his party over country feels.
www.newsobserver.com/news/politic...
www.newsobserver.com/news/politic...
September 27, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Thom tillis doesn't seem to understand that most of he's voted against/for in the NC HoR and US Senate has life changing consequences - mostly negative - for many people. But he really only cares about impact when it hurts his party over country feels.
www.newsobserver.com/news/politic...
www.newsobserver.com/news/politic...
September 6, 2023 at 1:19 AM
No, spectrum. This is not an update.
August 17, 2023 at 8:21 PM
No, spectrum. This is not an update.
Why would I preserve my tomatoes when I can sort them in a pleasing way instead.
August 6, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Why would I preserve my tomatoes when I can sort them in a pleasing way instead.
When you're too lazy to store the other half of the tomato
August 1, 2023 at 7:11 PM
When you're too lazy to store the other half of the tomato
If you've ever wondered what a bee cuddle puddle looks like...
July 17, 2023 at 1:00 PM
If you've ever wondered what a bee cuddle puddle looks like...
Gonna start this whole thing off with a picture of Hiro. I'm sure timeline cleanses are a thing here too right?
June 23, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Gonna start this whole thing off with a picture of Hiro. I'm sure timeline cleanses are a thing here too right?