Calliope Rose
@kalopsiccalliope.bsky.social
“Fuck men. But toxic ass fictional men? Yeah alright, you can have a shot.” -An entire lesbian rewatching garbage nostalgia shows like Teen Wolf and Vampire Diaries
July 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“Fuck men. But toxic ass fictional men? Yeah alright, you can have a shot.” -An entire lesbian rewatching garbage nostalgia shows like Teen Wolf and Vampire Diaries
Why aren’t chocolate coins mint?
July 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Why aren’t chocolate coins mint?
My girlfriend and I were dancing to Soldier Poet King and a crowd formed around us and then Paris FUCKI N PALOMA AND SOFIA ISELLA CAME OUT AND PARIS PALOMA DANCED WITH ME AND I AM GOING TO BE SOBBING OVER THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LOFE AND I NEED TO FIND THE VIDEOS
March 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My girlfriend and I were dancing to Soldier Poet King and a crowd formed around us and then Paris FUCKI N PALOMA AND SOFIA ISELLA CAME OUT AND PARIS PALOMA DANCED WITH ME AND I AM GOING TO BE SOBBING OVER THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LOFE AND I NEED TO FIND THE VIDEOS
“She’s going to bring cheetahs up to the glass-“
My mother: *screaming* I LOVE MONKEYS!”
… mom.
THEY WERE MY FIRST FAVORITE ANIMAL HOW DO YOU MIX THAT UP FOR MONKEYS 😂😭
My mother: *screaming* I LOVE MONKEYS!”
… mom.
THEY WERE MY FIRST FAVORITE ANIMAL HOW DO YOU MIX THAT UP FOR MONKEYS 😂😭
March 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“She’s going to bring cheetahs up to the glass-“
My mother: *screaming* I LOVE MONKEYS!”
… mom.
THEY WERE MY FIRST FAVORITE ANIMAL HOW DO YOU MIX THAT UP FOR MONKEYS 😂😭
My mother: *screaming* I LOVE MONKEYS!”
… mom.
THEY WERE MY FIRST FAVORITE ANIMAL HOW DO YOU MIX THAT UP FOR MONKEYS 😂😭
The beautiful thing about BlueSky is I am able to voice the absolute bullshit in my brain and… usually ignored. Anyways. That said. If you fuck a sentient bear, is it beastiality? But it has sentience and can consent. Would it be monsterfucking? It’s a bear, not a monster. Where is the line?
March 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The beautiful thing about BlueSky is I am able to voice the absolute bullshit in my brain and… usually ignored. Anyways. That said. If you fuck a sentient bear, is it beastiality? But it has sentience and can consent. Would it be monsterfucking? It’s a bear, not a monster. Where is the line?
Hey so remember how my abuser texted me? EVERY Daylist I’ve checked since has been “(Something) Villain”.
I am in my Villain Era, per Spotify
I am in my Villain Era, per Spotify
March 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hey so remember how my abuser texted me? EVERY Daylist I’ve checked since has been “(Something) Villain”.
I am in my Villain Era, per Spotify
I am in my Villain Era, per Spotify
Hey Spotify, quick question, what the fuck?
March 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hey Spotify, quick question, what the fuck?
You ever get that panic out of nowhere that your abuser is going to show up out of nowhere?
I got that in the shower, like, an hour ago.
And he just texted me.
I got that in the shower, like, an hour ago.
And he just texted me.
February 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You ever get that panic out of nowhere that your abuser is going to show up out of nowhere?
I got that in the shower, like, an hour ago.
And he just texted me.
I got that in the shower, like, an hour ago.
And he just texted me.
I am begging for help to find Battle Royale subbed. Like. It’s available so many places, but every SINGLE one of them is dubbed 🥲
February 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I am begging for help to find Battle Royale subbed. Like. It’s available so many places, but every SINGLE one of them is dubbed 🥲
I sent this to my platonic life party who, amidst giggles, calls me a dork
And then continues to giggle for several minutes
I’m CLEVER dammit
And then continues to giggle for several minutes
I’m CLEVER dammit
Considering egg prices right now, I think it’s the perfect time to bring back my substitute for “Oof”
Œuf. Simply 🥚 is also acceptable
Œuf. Simply 🥚 is also acceptable
February 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I sent this to my platonic life party who, amidst giggles, calls me a dork
And then continues to giggle for several minutes
I’m CLEVER dammit
And then continues to giggle for several minutes
I’m CLEVER dammit
Revisiting this: since going through and deleting everything, and blocking all the senders, I checked again today. 26 Trump emails, even ones noting the sender had already been blocked. It’s been 10 days.
Out of sheer curiosity:
Has anyone else had an influx of spam emails related to Trump? Cleaning out ONE of my accounts, I just had to delete hundreds. And they only started after the elections… it is January. Why do I have 300 emails praising him?
Has anyone else had an influx of spam emails related to Trump? Cleaning out ONE of my accounts, I just had to delete hundreds. And they only started after the elections… it is January. Why do I have 300 emails praising him?
January 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Revisiting this: since going through and deleting everything, and blocking all the senders, I checked again today. 26 Trump emails, even ones noting the sender had already been blocked. It’s been 10 days.
I’m introducing my girlfriend to Guilty Crown, which is one of my favorite series. In doing so, I’m remembering that Gai’s Japanese VA… is Gojo, AND Greed, AND Hawks. And his English VA is Soul. Amazing.
January 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’m introducing my girlfriend to Guilty Crown, which is one of my favorite series. In doing so, I’m remembering that Gai’s Japanese VA… is Gojo, AND Greed, AND Hawks. And his English VA is Soul. Amazing.
Hot grandma is just old Nobara
January 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Hot grandma is just old Nobara
Y’all swear DanDaDan gets better? Because like. Based on episode one, I absolutely would not be continuing it.
I have a 3 episode rule, so I’ll continue for now, but like. People are pushing so hard and it’s just not the vibe.
I have a 3 episode rule, so I’ll continue for now, but like. People are pushing so hard and it’s just not the vibe.
January 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Y’all swear DanDaDan gets better? Because like. Based on episode one, I absolutely would not be continuing it.
I have a 3 episode rule, so I’ll continue for now, but like. People are pushing so hard and it’s just not the vibe.
I have a 3 episode rule, so I’ll continue for now, but like. People are pushing so hard and it’s just not the vibe.
The best parts of AOT are when Eren isn’t there.
January 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The best parts of AOT are when Eren isn’t there.
I’m watching the No Regrets OVA and. Damn. I want his outfit
January 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m watching the No Regrets OVA and. Damn. I want his outfit
Considering egg prices right now, I think it’s the perfect time to bring back my substitute for “Oof”
Œuf. Simply 🥚 is also acceptable
Œuf. Simply 🥚 is also acceptable
January 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Considering egg prices right now, I think it’s the perfect time to bring back my substitute for “Oof”
Œuf. Simply 🥚 is also acceptable
Œuf. Simply 🥚 is also acceptable
I will say, it’s oddly validating to be getting so many compliments from people about my tattoo and its meaning. Granted it was on a post where I started the process of covering it, but someone even pointed out it still works just with the Arabic numeral instead of Chinese character lol
January 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I will say, it’s oddly validating to be getting so many compliments from people about my tattoo and its meaning. Granted it was on a post where I started the process of covering it, but someone even pointed out it still works just with the Arabic numeral instead of Chinese character lol
Man, I need to find more to follow on here though. Scrolling through the suggested is boring, and I don’t follow enough people yet. That’s something I enjoy more on Xiaohongshu, without interaction the feed was still interesting to me
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Man, I need to find more to follow on here though. Scrolling through the suggested is boring, and I don’t follow enough people yet. That’s something I enjoy more on Xiaohongshu, without interaction the feed was still interesting to me
Anyways, here I am being a proud mother after she climbed my entire body for shoulder time
January 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Anyways, here I am being a proud mother after she climbed my entire body for shoulder time
I recognize there are social and legal differences in china regarding the LGBTQ+ community. I’m not upset that those beliefs are reflected in a social platform that is theirs; it just means I don’t really want to interact much. It’s their space, not something for me to come change or disrespect.
January 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I recognize there are social and legal differences in china regarding the LGBTQ+ community. I’m not upset that those beliefs are reflected in a social platform that is theirs; it just means I don’t really want to interact much. It’s their space, not something for me to come change or disrespect.
Day 1 on Xiaohongshu and I’m seeing a lot of “no LGBT”
I… think I’ll just largely ghost it to learn things instead of interacting 🫠
I… think I’ll just largely ghost it to learn things instead of interacting 🫠
January 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Day 1 on Xiaohongshu and I’m seeing a lot of “no LGBT”
I… think I’ll just largely ghost it to learn things instead of interacting 🫠
I… think I’ll just largely ghost it to learn things instead of interacting 🫠
Out of sheer curiosity:
Has anyone else had an influx of spam emails related to Trump? Cleaning out ONE of my accounts, I just had to delete hundreds. And they only started after the elections… it is January. Why do I have 300 emails praising him?
Has anyone else had an influx of spam emails related to Trump? Cleaning out ONE of my accounts, I just had to delete hundreds. And they only started after the elections… it is January. Why do I have 300 emails praising him?
January 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Out of sheer curiosity:
Has anyone else had an influx of spam emails related to Trump? Cleaning out ONE of my accounts, I just had to delete hundreds. And they only started after the elections… it is January. Why do I have 300 emails praising him?
Has anyone else had an influx of spam emails related to Trump? Cleaning out ONE of my accounts, I just had to delete hundreds. And they only started after the elections… it is January. Why do I have 300 emails praising him?
Got to visit Beignet over the weekend and was reminded that she is either a graceful supermodel or an absolute menace
Either way, there are absolutely no thoughts in that head of hers
Either way, there are absolutely no thoughts in that head of hers
January 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Got to visit Beignet over the weekend and was reminded that she is either a graceful supermodel or an absolute menace
Either way, there are absolutely no thoughts in that head of hers
Either way, there are absolutely no thoughts in that head of hers
“But Calliope, TikTok was saved!”
Yeah, after being nuked for a few hours and praising Trump.
I’ll take advantage enough to save the things I forgot to, but I no longer care to be on it if this is how things are 🤷
Yeah, after being nuked for a few hours and praising Trump.
I’ll take advantage enough to save the things I forgot to, but I no longer care to be on it if this is how things are 🤷
January 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“But Calliope, TikTok was saved!”
Yeah, after being nuked for a few hours and praising Trump.
I’ll take advantage enough to save the things I forgot to, but I no longer care to be on it if this is how things are 🤷
Yeah, after being nuked for a few hours and praising Trump.
I’ll take advantage enough to save the things I forgot to, but I no longer care to be on it if this is how things are 🤷