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Glad to know I'm not the only one who got a kick about the Kim Jong-Un one. Gee, I wonder which unnamed Southeast Asian dictator that applicant was related to...

Another favorite was some guy getting his clearance yanked after they determined his statement that clouds talked to him was admissible.
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just stick multiple kill vehicles on top of NGI. Please, I am rational and can be trusted with 64 interceptors with 4 uploads apiece. Will it work? Dunno. Is it funny? Yup.
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The three outboards make sense if it’s a go-fast. but aside from that, yeah, weird fucking vibes around this one.
September 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
IYKYK
July 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
How do the Certs respond psychologically to getting ISOTed? Not necessarily talking about just the Defectors, but I'm assuming many Certs had families uptime that they're probably never seeing again.

Did anyone attempt (no matter how foolhardy or impossible) to try and "return" to 2042?
July 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Development’s still ongoing, it seems! Definitely one of the more interesting small arms being developed right now - far more interesting than any Son Of ACR #263 or AR-Pattern Rifle Sold At An Insane Markup (looking at you, KAC).
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Every day we stray closer to Lancer.
June 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I have a new student start on my task next week.

Thanks for putting a new existential terror in my soul.
May 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What happens post-shift in the “original” timeline? Like, what was the reaction to the CTTF going poof?
April 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When I discovered BB.Q it constituted a significant emotional event for me.
March 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
What state is this on the DV election maps?
March 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM