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Kalle Katt
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Just a silly little boi :)

Autistic/ADHD

Swedish

(he/him)
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OK fairly accurate I'd say

poomang.com/en/t/capybar...
Zen capybara "Phone? Nah." Not loud, but real Needs answers fast Hates waiting Doesn't do fake talk Straight to the point Not into people-pleasing this is all on a graphic with a brown background, and a zen looking capybara with an apple on its head in the middle with the phrases in bubbles all around
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Transdermal celebration
Caused a slight mutation in the rift
It toppled down a nation
And left the people running for the hills

But the mutants that I seek
Shine their beauty unto me
I wish you could see them
The pope is talking into a mic, with a whole lot of people standing behind him.
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

And my moral philosophy will apparently make me immune to pepperballs, go figure
Meme, two panels: First panel has a person in an inflatable from costume going: ”What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepperballs?” Second panel has Morpheus from the Matrix responding ”No, Frog. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to”
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Three cats sitting around in a playgound area, looking at me
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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It's giving really strong "scene from a Roy Andersson-movie" vibe imho
A scene from the movie A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence (2014), taking place in the a cafeteria/restaurant area of a passenger ship, all white and sterile looking. We see, next to the serving area, two crew members and the ship's captain standing around the body of a man, who is collapsed on the floor dead. On their right, a red haired woman is standing behind the cash register, with the dead man man's order (a pint of beer and a shrimp sandwich) in front of her. In the background we can see the passenger looking at the dead man and the people around them. As previously mentioned, the colors of the room are very muted, white and sterile, and the people have a similar complexion to their skin, the make up making them looking almost pale.
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Min roll på bluppen
A picture of a cool Pallas cat/manul with black sunglasses. Text above the cat reads "hell yeah" and the text below reads "#2kool4skool"
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90's
A picture of the album cover for Ween's 1997 album The Mollusk. Pictured is a strange amalgamation of several fishes, crustaceans and othersea creatures against a sea green background.
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Så är det!
A pallas cat/manul with it's eyes closed, looking happy and pleased
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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A pallas cat/manul looking really happy
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
A picture of Grodan Boll, a frog who is one of the protagonist of the Kalle Stropp och Grodan Boll series of films. He is wearing a blue shirt and is looking quite happy in this picture (probably cuz it's Friday and he's about to go scare ICE)
October 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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The witch Baba Yaga flying through the woods in her wooden mortar with a grim expression on her face.
October 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
A chonky Pallas Cat/Manul wearing black sunglasses is pointing a gun at you (the gun is also held by a human hand for some reason)
October 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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The world if men on the internet put their energy into learning Discworld lore instead of being misogynistic
A picture of a concept of a futuristic city. The buildings are covered in glass and chrome, and have have a lot of rounded edges to them. Flying vehicles can be seen in the sky.
September 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Posting mound

(and other things too)
A picture of a Viking age grave mound (a man made hill that is filled with bodies, basically). To the side, some stones standing in formation. A closer view of the grass covered grave mound. An overhead view of a large number of rocks, standing in the formation of two ships (even having a rock in middle, representing the mast) A flat grey rock standing upright. It is covered in with a intricate, chain link looking pattern surrounded by a ring of runes, both in the red. In the background there are mounds.
September 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Så är det!
A view of a double rainbow behind some houses, the rainbow on the right is barely visible against the grey backdrop
September 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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A rainbow standing behind some houses against the backdrop of some grey clouds. Along the inner curve of the rainbow some rain is hitting against the light in a way that looks almost ethereal
September 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I'm grass

(apparently)
Your personality type is: Grass Innate personality: uh, what's that? let me help! i can do it! can anyone take care of me, please? inhale, exhale Character traits: thoughtful and sweet, mori style outfits, live like a senior adult, excellent executer, always tired, enjoy holiday gatherings, never get bored eating the same food Most compatible: superpower, feline Least compatible: flying, poison
September 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Like...

LOOK AT IT
A picture of a brown bear/grizzly bear out in the woods. It's laying down on its side, with its paws pointing at the belly and with a goofy expression on its face
September 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Honestly, Swedish food culture without any of these influences would have just been meatballs, pork, potatoes, soup and whatever the fuck we do with fish
A picture of an open can of surströmming (fermented herring) The herring is seen floating in some sort of white, soup looking liquid.
September 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Yup, a pizza covered in slices of banana and curry powder
A picture of a pizza covered in cheese, strings of ham, banana slices and some curry powder.
September 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Yup, banana pizza (with some curry powder on it for good measure)

For those who aren't satisfied with pineapple pizza
An overhead shot of a pizza covered with ham, cheese, slices of banana and some curry powder.
September 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Or like this
That old fish/thing from Spongebob that looks kinda like a shriveled up tadpole sitting in a wheelchair, just staring with her big black eyes
August 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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A black and white picture of of David Lynch (RIP) holding up his open hand towards the viewer. Above him is text that says "Absolute Cinema"
August 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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She either looks like a chess piece or the Svampen water tower
Svampen (In English "The Mushroom"), a grey and white water tower in the city of Örebro, named as such fro it's mushroom shape
August 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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A picture of a comic, showing a person bending over and smacking their fist into a table while laughing and wheezing really hard.
August 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM