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KalicoKobold
@kalicokobold.bsky.social
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Reader, writer, newbie streamer and gamer! They/Them

You can see me live every Tuesday from 10am-2pm central timezone.

Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦄

https://www.twitch.tv/kalicokobold
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I watched the ad nested underneath this post and—
A single piece of cinnamon toast crunch cereal with thick eyebrows and the iconic look of disapproval on its face. Top text reads “what the cinnamon toast fuck is this”
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
Kronk of Disney’s Emperor’s New Groove (a burly himbo with black hair and voiced by Patrick Warburton) with a quill and clipboard. Bottom text reads “That’s another one for apocalypse bingo!”
October 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Beavis (of the cartoon Beavis and Butthead) staring out a window into the middle distance, jaw slightly clenched and his yellow hair vertical. Text along the top and bottom reads “me mentally planning..to leave the house and deal with all the bungholes out there.”
September 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Had a blast at Ren Fest today! Ate good food, saw a mermaid, and had some of the best mead I’ve ever tasted.

And found the tardis. 😸
A familiar blue police phone box, standing innocently before a brick building in a field of grass.
September 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Alright, here is Roku, my basilisk! May he strike fear into all the techbros 😹🐉
An iridescent green and blue dragon on a rainbow flag background. He is a long boi with feathery wings and tail. He is 3D printed, so not actually floofy, but he manages to look it. He is also easily 2 feet long.
July 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Saved my progress in case Power Point Karaoke slays me. 😹

#cvg2025
On a worn wooden desk is a replica of the typewriter from Resident Evil, which is used in the game to save progress. The red and white Umbrella Corporation logo is clearly visible above the keys.
July 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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If you see this, post something you saved that made you laugh.
A scene from the movie Turning Red. A smaller red panda is turned around, showing its butt to a much larger panda behind her. The larger panda is visibly horrified. Text above the small panda reads “my cat” and text below the larger panda reads “Everyone on a zoom call.”
June 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Alright, I finally leveled up enough to run into Minotaurs in Oblivion.

Oh. Oh no.

*ahem*
A ginger cat at a desk with a mic in front of its snoot. Beneath the mic is the word “would”
May 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I know this kobold! 😹
An adorable red scaled kobold from BG3 named Popper, wearing a dapper top hat. Bottom text reads “Have a treato—it’ll make it better.”
February 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Sage. Omg.
A single piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, with comically large angry eyebrows and a perfect expression of shocked disapproval. Tiny black text across the top reads “what the cinnamon toast fuck is this”
February 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I’m….handling it. I think the cold meds help for now. I’ve got a long history of keeping it all inside until I’m in a safe place to have that nervous breakdown.
February 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist

Loooool, I’m either fine or dead. 😹
The Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) grinning from ear to ear and holding up a “badge” that says “shitposter license.”
January 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
The Dude, a man with a scruffy beard and wearing a faded bathrobe, holding a glass tumbler that is clearly full of good shit. He is staring off camera with an exhausted smirk. Text reads “Is fucktastrophy a word? Because I feel like it would be very useful.”
January 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Ahhhh my happy little dumpster fire ornament from @measuredandslow.bsky.social came in!!
A happy little grey dumpster with kawaii eyes and light pink blush sits on a dark table. A cheerful red and orange iridescent fire burns merrily on the left side.
January 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
Beavis, a blond cartoon guy with an underbite an orc would envy, staring off into the middle distance in front of a window. Text reads, “Me mentally preparing myself to leave the house and deal with all the bungholes out there.”
December 28, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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This is how I flirt
Top image is of a book, a finger pointing to a passage that reads “You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.” Bottom image is of an anime woman in an elegant blue dress, ruffled sleeves, and cat ears. She is being smacked in the forehead with an orange slice of cheese, and she is clearly NOT fascinated. It is the platonic ideal of the WTF WHY facial expression.
December 21, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Ayyyyy!!
A ref sheet of a red and blue kobold dragon thing.
December 20, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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Picture from your device, no explanation
This is a biblically accurate furby, it’s many multi-colored eyes staring banefully into your soul. Its many snow-white wings are spread out around it as it perches (somehow…without visible feet) upon a green cushion. It is one of the most cursed images in existence.
December 11, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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I got bubble lights for our tree!

I’m ridiculously pleased with them. My parents had an old string from the 70s and I loved to watch them as a kid. And since I’m a grown-ass adult, I wanted some of my own. 😸
Picture of a fluffy black cat wrapped in bright multicolored lights, a small springy star on its head. It looks vexed, it’s gold eyes very round. Top text reads, “You became the very same thing you sought to destroy”
November 24, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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Advertise your account with one image:
A photo of a badger, above a picture of a bright red mushroom and a smol snake. Text reads, “If you know what these things have to do with each other, it’s time to ice your bad knee.”
November 22, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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An Elcor from Mass Effect, its expression unreadable as it lacks most humanoid facial features. It’s basically just a grey head with a series of vertical slits for a mouth/nose. Two small eyes are above the slits, also devoid of clear emotion. Bottom text reads “Softly but with conviction, what the fuck?”
November 21, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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Name a tv show you’re positive no one remembers but you:
The cast of a tv show called Space Cases. A girl with pink skin is surrounded by a boy with antennas, a girl with rainbow hair, a boy with very curly hair and spiral ears, a woman cyborg, and an alien with grey craggy skin.
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Welp, Menards had these on clearance so we got one! And I put the actual vintage snoopy ornaments on it. 😸
A blue tinsel tree with white lights and a bunch of vintage snoopy ornaments all over it.
November 17, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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If you see this, post a random meme you’ve saved
Astarion from BG3, wearing a fancy red and gold-gilt shirt, a perplexed expression on his face. Bottom text reads “How dare I have to deal with the consequences of my actions.”
November 14, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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A pure black background. Center text, in white, reads “what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck”
November 13, 2024 at 3:08 AM