Hello new year! ✨

You guys my pressure washer came and I’m telling you rn—my weekend just might consist of getting my head clear with cleaning my drive way.

I’m gonna be real with you—20% off does not sound like a deal to me. Issa no for me fam.

I got dip nails for the first time. I kinda really like it. Am I converting from gel x? 😬

I should wash my hair. I’ve stretched it out long enough.

MUSTAAAAARRRRDDDDDD.

Mmm mmm mmm. Today drained me

I actually feel like the load is lifting just a little for my projects. Finally all coming to life!

What does it mean when the Wendy’s guy says “bumb looks good on you” like are you complimenting me or asking to die. I’ll give you 1 chance cause I’m feeling generous today.

If a gas pump asks me to see a cashier inside first, I’ll drive off and find another gas station.

I’m about to order these soufflé pancakes like it’s my job.

Did you realize the acronym for this app is BS. “I’m on BS and saw…” you’re welcome.

Which one do you do believe is my personal anthem:

1. Moonlight Sonata
2. Knuck if you buck
3. I will always love you (Dolly Parton)
4. Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence
5. The light of the seven

Choose WISELY.