Some people just really enjoy being stupid. It makes them feel special.

Gotta bring ‘em down a notch! One of them reads at about a 2nd grade level with comprehension. She’s hyperlexic. She will read my texts over my shoulder out loud like, girl, stay out of my business! 😩

We started reading with our girls day 1. We now have two nearly 4 yr olds who LOVE reading, learning, and are farther advanced than their peers in comprehension. All this to say, they’re smarter than us already and I’m afraid for me and everyone they encounter. 😂

Isn’t she already over budget? JFC. Serious question, when do we all start actually being as big of a problem for them as they are for the entire country?

“Bleach Blonde, Bad Built, Butch Body gremlin shrieks to her dick-tator FREE MY MAN CHAUVIN!” There, fixed it.

I am neither of these things, but can I still apply?

It’s giving North Korea.

So much for PHI. 🙃