Kale
@kalehitsuga.bsky.social
These bands of masked murders need to be removed from our streets, and their ring leaders, starting with Kristi Noem, need to be brought to trail.
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
These bands of masked murders need to be removed from our streets, and their ring leaders, starting with Kristi Noem, need to be brought to trail.
I did! Got a nice LEGO bamboo plant in a fancy pot to put together... Or is this a euphemism? If it's a euphemism... No?
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I did! Got a nice LEGO bamboo plant in a fancy pot to put together... Or is this a euphemism? If it's a euphemism... No?
Neither, Kale's very bad with gifting season. Like he won't turn away a gift, shows thanks, but he's not overly emotional. Same with giving, if he knows something you need, or you either told him or somehow managed to get a subtle hint to stick he'll get it, and just hand it over, no fanfare.
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Neither, Kale's very bad with gifting season. Like he won't turn away a gift, shows thanks, but he's not overly emotional. Same with giving, if he knows something you need, or you either told him or somehow managed to get a subtle hint to stick he'll get it, and just hand it over, no fanfare.
Mostly just uses whatever he finds/is gifted while adventuring. That said, he does have an adopted sister and a family friend that, between the three of them, are the sum total of an omnictafter, and maintain and alter his fit when needed together.
December 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Mostly just uses whatever he finds/is gifted while adventuring. That said, he does have an adopted sister and a family friend that, between the three of them, are the sum total of an omnictafter, and maintain and alter his fit when needed together.
About 5'7, in the top percentiles for male Miqote height, but still average or short by humes, elvaan, and Roegadyn terms.
December 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
About 5'7, in the top percentiles for male Miqote height, but still average or short by humes, elvaan, and Roegadyn terms.
Best Holiday present a person could ask for!
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Best Holiday present a person could ask for!
Some one that can keep up with him, or is content moving their dreams from new base camp to new base camp. He is a traveler, even if not the WoL, and so would need someone equally enthusiastic about not settling down, or at least can resettle when the next horizon calls.
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Some one that can keep up with him, or is content moving their dreams from new base camp to new base camp. He is a traveler, even if not the WoL, and so would need someone equally enthusiastic about not settling down, or at least can resettle when the next horizon calls.
If it is pure luck, loses every time. If it is a bet on judging skills of some contestants in a competition then pretty fair odds. No luck, but a decent eye for skill.
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If it is pure luck, loses every time. If it is a bet on judging skills of some contestants in a competition then pretty fair odds. No luck, but a decent eye for skill.
Honesty is the big one, real lack of patience for fake people. Also, bonus points if they're smarter than him, not a high bar, but he knows his flaws and smart friends really help make up for them.
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Honesty is the big one, real lack of patience for fake people. Also, bonus points if they're smarter than him, not a high bar, but he knows his flaws and smart friends really help make up for them.
Trump incites every single little insecure man child to be their worst possible selves. So tired of this cycle of moronic hate he spews.
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trump incites every single little insecure man child to be their worst possible selves. So tired of this cycle of moronic hate he spews.
Fall, best food, has warm and cool days, trees changing colors. Lot to love about autumn.
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fall, best food, has warm and cool days, trees changing colors. Lot to love about autumn.
No, Kale's of a mind that making an opening move in battle, while tactically sound, isn't sporting. Lost an appetite for surprise attacks the stronger he got. Now he opens mostly with banter. As for romance, also no. Has a hard time being first to organize feelings of affection and then showing them
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
No, Kale's of a mind that making an opening move in battle, while tactically sound, isn't sporting. Lost an appetite for surprise attacks the stronger he got. Now he opens mostly with banter. As for romance, also no. Has a hard time being first to organize feelings of affection and then showing them
Just went through that last night. I figured it would be fine but I stared at it for too long worried it'd burst into flames
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Just went through that last night. I figured it would be fine but I stared at it for too long worried it'd burst into flames
Even assuming 0 starting gear, Kale would go far. He knows how to turn sticks and rocks into usable weapons on the fly, and grew up in the wilds hunting and scavenging. It always comes down to match ups, but I'd say top 10 out of 100 pretty consistently, with solid shots at number 1.
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Even assuming 0 starting gear, Kale would go far. He knows how to turn sticks and rocks into usable weapons on the fly, and grew up in the wilds hunting and scavenging. It always comes down to match ups, but I'd say top 10 out of 100 pretty consistently, with solid shots at number 1.
Kale is sort of already a nickname. He was found by his brothers really young in an over turned produce cart while fleeing the occupation of Ala Mhigo. Not knowing his name, and thinking Cabbage was too silly for a name, his still living to this day brother called him Kale, and that just stuck.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Kale is sort of already a nickname. He was found by his brothers really young in an over turned produce cart while fleeing the occupation of Ala Mhigo. Not knowing his name, and thinking Cabbage was too silly for a name, his still living to this day brother called him Kale, and that just stuck.
It comes and goes. Sometimes he seems to know exactly what to say, other times he is chewing on his foot for awhile. In truth, he just speaks his mind, and in moments when people need tough love or encouragement he's got a solid batting average. Any other times he's more than a little infuriating.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It comes and goes. Sometimes he seems to know exactly what to say, other times he is chewing on his foot for awhile. In truth, he just speaks his mind, and in moments when people need tough love or encouragement he's got a solid batting average. Any other times he's more than a little infuriating.
Spear, Kale is first and foremost a Lancer. He was terrible with a bow, and so had no other choice but to hunt up close and personal.
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Spear, Kale is first and foremost a Lancer. He was terrible with a bow, and so had no other choice but to hunt up close and personal.
Having played through it twice on controller I can confidently say "skill issue, bro". Crystal Project is a great game that captures FFV's character progression and battle loop, and gives you a big open world to navigate with it.
And, importantly, mobility options are part of the progression!
And, importantly, mobility options are part of the progression!
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Having played through it twice on controller I can confidently say "skill issue, bro". Crystal Project is a great game that captures FFV's character progression and battle loop, and gives you a big open world to navigate with it.
And, importantly, mobility options are part of the progression!
And, importantly, mobility options are part of the progression!
Oh hell yeah. The number of times that random chance or some external inspiration saved his life is too high to be anything but good luck. He doesn't rely on it, actively betters himself to not need it. But he should be dead if not for one or the other.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Oh hell yeah. The number of times that random chance or some external inspiration saved his life is too high to be anything but good luck. He doesn't rely on it, actively betters himself to not need it. But he should be dead if not for one or the other.
His first family in ala mhigo were a bunch of war orphans banding together around the oldest kids to survive in the wilds. It was hard, but they always found joy in exploring foot hills for supplies. Hiking and nature have always given Kale a bit of nostalgia for those times.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
His first family in ala mhigo were a bunch of war orphans banding together around the oldest kids to survive in the wilds. It was hard, but they always found joy in exploring foot hills for supplies. Hiking and nature have always given Kale a bit of nostalgia for those times.
1. Un/mis-informed arrogance. Nothing worse than someone who is missing something, refuses to accept new information, and just keeps proudly being wrong.
2. Impolite fight etiquette. My guy/girl, if you wanna, just ask! Don't need to blindside him or provoke him.
3. Cauliflower. Ick, no thanks.
2. Impolite fight etiquette. My guy/girl, if you wanna, just ask! Don't need to blindside him or provoke him.
3. Cauliflower. Ick, no thanks.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
1. Un/mis-informed arrogance. Nothing worse than someone who is missing something, refuses to accept new information, and just keeps proudly being wrong.
2. Impolite fight etiquette. My guy/girl, if you wanna, just ask! Don't need to blindside him or provoke him.
3. Cauliflower. Ick, no thanks.
2. Impolite fight etiquette. My guy/girl, if you wanna, just ask! Don't need to blindside him or provoke him.
3. Cauliflower. Ick, no thanks.