Kalamazeus
@kalamazeus.bsky.social
Sarcasm is my love language.
Slightly below average golfer.
Politics makes me sad these days.
Dogs make me happy, always.
Full heartedly believe 1) we should use the word "bigly" more often, and 2) that we can do much, much, better.
Be kind.
Slightly below average golfer.
Politics makes me sad these days.
Dogs make me happy, always.
Full heartedly believe 1) we should use the word "bigly" more often, and 2) that we can do much, much, better.
Be kind.
This would be great. The problem would be that the 200 "workers" would want to build a bridge to the "rich" to make sure they were okay and help out however they could.
Eventually the rich would fuck over the workers.
Singing voice: its the circle of liiiiiife
Eventually the rich would fuck over the workers.
Singing voice: its the circle of liiiiiife
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This would be great. The problem would be that the 200 "workers" would want to build a bridge to the "rich" to make sure they were okay and help out however they could.
Eventually the rich would fuck over the workers.
Singing voice: its the circle of liiiiiife
Eventually the rich would fuck over the workers.
Singing voice: its the circle of liiiiiife
As you should.... how DARE you...
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
As you should.... how DARE you...
How can we be sure? I cant even see the floor to know if the Rumba is running or not.
That bar, however, totally bad ass.
That bar, however, totally bad ass.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
How can we be sure? I cant even see the floor to know if the Rumba is running or not.
That bar, however, totally bad ass.
That bar, however, totally bad ass.
Why does he always look like he just let a little fart, and knows others can smell it, but refuses to own it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why does he always look like he just let a little fart, and knows others can smell it, but refuses to own it.
How did you like the logo, though....
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
How did you like the logo, though....
Aw. Gram Gram was so mad.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Aw. Gram Gram was so mad.
Not true... he also cares about not going to jail.
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Not true... he also cares about not going to jail.
Trump will say that he ended this war. I think that takes him up to 9 or 30.
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Trump will say that he ended this war. I think that takes him up to 9 or 30.
That dude is shameless... he does not give a shit how it looks.
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
That dude is shameless... he does not give a shit how it looks.
I am sure they are using those funds to purchase their crypto scam.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I am sure they are using those funds to purchase their crypto scam.
I mean, they are Washington fans - they are angry enough already.
That dance was a heartbreaker.
That dance was a heartbreaker.
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I mean, they are Washington fans - they are angry enough already.
That dance was a heartbreaker.
That dance was a heartbreaker.
"This is the first I have head of it... I dont even know what the internet is. I only see things that pop up on my kids corn account, so, how should I know anything about anything. Look! Squirrel!"
- Mike "Prince of Probably" Johnson
- Mike "Prince of Probably" Johnson
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"This is the first I have head of it... I dont even know what the internet is. I only see things that pop up on my kids corn account, so, how should I know anything about anything. Look! Squirrel!"
- Mike "Prince of Probably" Johnson
- Mike "Prince of Probably" Johnson
"we" didnt do shit... he faked a bone spur...
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"we" didnt do shit... he faked a bone spur...
Also
- Will simulate giving a bj to the mic
- Will hold a raffle, winner is the next Sec of Defense
- Show everyone his love letters from KJU
- Give make up tutorials
- Sell watches out of his trench coat
- Try to buy Greenland
- Pick a local lake and blow up a few folks that are fishing
- Will simulate giving a bj to the mic
- Will hold a raffle, winner is the next Sec of Defense
- Show everyone his love letters from KJU
- Give make up tutorials
- Sell watches out of his trench coat
- Try to buy Greenland
- Pick a local lake and blow up a few folks that are fishing
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Also
- Will simulate giving a bj to the mic
- Will hold a raffle, winner is the next Sec of Defense
- Show everyone his love letters from KJU
- Give make up tutorials
- Sell watches out of his trench coat
- Try to buy Greenland
- Pick a local lake and blow up a few folks that are fishing
- Will simulate giving a bj to the mic
- Will hold a raffle, winner is the next Sec of Defense
- Show everyone his love letters from KJU
- Give make up tutorials
- Sell watches out of his trench coat
- Try to buy Greenland
- Pick a local lake and blow up a few folks that are fishing
Crazy that he is on his 3rd marriage... cant imagine why.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Crazy that he is on his 3rd marriage... cant imagine why.
Why does he always look like he just let out a little fart.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why does he always look like he just let out a little fart.
Its fine... people will be able to pull themselves up by their bootstraps by signing up for a 50 year loan.
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Its fine... people will be able to pull themselves up by their bootstraps by signing up for a 50 year loan.
I feel it could have been louder.
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I feel it could have been louder.
Correction: I am only talking to you because you have a huge audience and will not question anything I say... Just like you have done for Aaron Rodgers. Then we can laugh and giggle about things while I totally fuck over the American people. But, youre rich, so you wont care.
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Correction: I am only talking to you because you have a huge audience and will not question anything I say... Just like you have done for Aaron Rodgers. Then we can laugh and giggle about things while I totally fuck over the American people. But, youre rich, so you wont care.
Sports announcers are the new bro-casters. He burned them during the election, and a lot of them caught on (that he was there spreading bullshit lies)...
Fox having him on the game... now McAfee having him on and letting him tell lie after lie.
Shame on all of you.
Fox having him on the game... now McAfee having him on and letting him tell lie after lie.
Shame on all of you.
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Sports announcers are the new bro-casters. He burned them during the election, and a lot of them caught on (that he was there spreading bullshit lies)...
Fox having him on the game... now McAfee having him on and letting him tell lie after lie.
Shame on all of you.
Fox having him on the game... now McAfee having him on and letting him tell lie after lie.
Shame on all of you.
Remove Jeanne Shaheen:
Foreign Relations Committee
Appropriations Committee
Armed Services Committee
Small Business Committee
Foreign Relations Committee
Appropriations Committee
Armed Services Committee
Small Business Committee
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Remove Jeanne Shaheen:
Foreign Relations Committee
Appropriations Committee
Armed Services Committee
Small Business Committee
Foreign Relations Committee
Appropriations Committee
Armed Services Committee
Small Business Committee
ACA and one can of baby formula because my crying baby (heard here in the background) has not had anything to eat since last night.
Currently yy fav social experiment.
Currently yy fav social experiment.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
ACA and one can of baby formula because my crying baby (heard here in the background) has not had anything to eat since last night.
Currently yy fav social experiment.
Currently yy fav social experiment.
Prob cause he stole $3T worth of tariff "income" and he is getting worried he is going to have to pay it back.
Maybe someone should offer him a 50 year loan.
Maybe someone should offer him a 50 year loan.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Prob cause he stole $3T worth of tariff "income" and he is getting worried he is going to have to pay it back.
Maybe someone should offer him a 50 year loan.
Maybe someone should offer him a 50 year loan.