Kaladingus
@kaladingus.bsky.social
38, gainer (SW: 150 CW:235 GW: ???). Actually a dad. Married/taken. Just a shy dumb bi nerd who likes bellies etc. Also lots of esoteric music.
https://cash.app/$Kaladingus
This is a safe space for everyone but fascists, bigots, and cops. Minors DNI.
https://cash.app/$Kaladingus
This is a safe space for everyone but fascists, bigots, and cops. Minors DNI.
You got nothing to feel shy about! You look stunning and are only going to become more so. 😊
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
You got nothing to feel shy about! You look stunning and are only going to become more so. 😊
Yummmm! If you go again I highly recommend trying out a rice dish or stew like fessenjan (pomegranate and walnut with chicken) or khoresh badamjan (fried eggplant and tomato). Those are my favorites 😋
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Yummmm! If you go again I highly recommend trying out a rice dish or stew like fessenjan (pomegranate and walnut with chicken) or khoresh badamjan (fried eggplant and tomato). Those are my favorites 😋
*Persian food mentioned*
As someone with a Persian partner I feel compelled to respond and ask what you had
As someone with a Persian partner I feel compelled to respond and ask what you had
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
*Persian food mentioned*
As someone with a Persian partner I feel compelled to respond and ask what you had
As someone with a Persian partner I feel compelled to respond and ask what you had
The struggle is too real! Finding all of my winter outerwear is, uh...a bit snug this year
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The struggle is too real! Finding all of my winter outerwear is, uh...a bit snug this year
Goddamn you look thick all over
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Goddamn you look thick all over
Oof, hope you feel better soon big guy!
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Oof, hope you feel better soon big guy!
Might as well be a completely different person 😵💫
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Might as well be a completely different person 😵💫
Also breakfast foods are the best so they're just eating inferior breakfast
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Also breakfast foods are the best so they're just eating inferior breakfast
Yessssss congrats! Here's to many more!
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Yessssss congrats! Here's to many more!
Wait are we not all doing that? 😂
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Wait are we not all doing that? 😂
Just a big ol' slab of marbled beef
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just a big ol' slab of marbled beef
Yeah you are. 🥵 But, hear me out. What if bigger?
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Yeah you are. 🥵 But, hear me out. What if bigger?
Happy birthday! Welcome to the 38 club
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Happy birthday! Welcome to the 38 club
Need me to bring you a drink and some snacks?
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Need me to bring you a drink and some snacks?
Yeah, was supposed to be a D+ show, which I gather is also why they didn't bother to bring LMM back to do the music.
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Yeah, was supposed to be a D+ show, which I gather is also why they didn't bother to bring LMM back to do the music.
Squeezing every cent out of an IP as humanly possible. That's the only reason.
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Squeezing every cent out of an IP as humanly possible. That's the only reason.
I've got a windowless office at my job, so very much yes. I've unfortunately dealt with more than my fair share of plant deaths for a number of reasons, but this pothos has gone strong for the 3 years I've been here.
Also working on a new terrarium currently. Just need to get the actual greenery ha
Also working on a new terrarium currently. Just need to get the actual greenery ha
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I've got a windowless office at my job, so very much yes. I've unfortunately dealt with more than my fair share of plant deaths for a number of reasons, but this pothos has gone strong for the 3 years I've been here.
Also working on a new terrarium currently. Just need to get the actual greenery ha
Also working on a new terrarium currently. Just need to get the actual greenery ha
Absolute sociopath behavior
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Absolute sociopath behavior
Join the club. Once you find the first one it'll multiply quickly.
Not sure how I feel about mine (same with facial hair), but trying to lean into my daddy phase.
Not sure how I feel about mine (same with facial hair), but trying to lean into my daddy phase.
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Join the club. Once you find the first one it'll multiply quickly.
Not sure how I feel about mine (same with facial hair), but trying to lean into my daddy phase.
Not sure how I feel about mine (same with facial hair), but trying to lean into my daddy phase.
Dress shirt and suspenders 🥵
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Dress shirt and suspenders 🥵