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kakapo.kawaii.social
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾
@kakapo.kawaii.social
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He/him//trans//leftist//ND (neurodivergent; north dakota)
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Literally Ford Prefect
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And as for Moe? Well... "I heard you like moe anime girls"
Meme where people are dancing and someone is in the corner. The corner has Allen Wrench from the Simpsons saying they don't know I need tungsten to live A screencap of a simpsons episode where grandpa simpson is in the paper yelling at a cloud. The caption originally reads "old man yells at cloud." However, in this version, he is shaking his hand at a twitter logo, a heart, and a retweet button. The caption instead reads "old man yells at clout." Moe's face on an anime girl's body while she's waving. For those using screenreaders, moe is also a Japanese word typically referring to cute anime girls.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Hello. I continue to exist!
Blond white man with a green hoodie and glasses smiling while his hair blows in the wind with the sun behind him. New definitely needs a haircut.
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Fred for the Scooby Doo Crew at work
Fat blond trans man wearing glasses, a beard, and a great Fred costume complete with orange ascot, white sweater, and blue collar
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I made fanart of Sparks
Illustration done by me of the band Sparks. Russell Mael grinning while being held up as a smiling mask by his brother Ron Mael, who stands stoically in a suit against a red curtain backdrop.
October 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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However you imagined this driver to look, you are wrong.

(Seriously worth reading even though it's A Lot. Especially the back)
A dark blue Buick Encore SUV parked in a McDonald’s parking lot. The entire side of the vehicle is covered in white marker text, flags, and slogans. The text on this side reads: “Pick up the bloody mic!!!” “You started this and we will end it!!!” “Don’t be silenced! Speak up!!!” “AMERICANS SPEAK UP!!!” “Killing people who speak the truth shows who is for the people and who isn’t!!!” “USA” written vertically near the rear window “Trump 2028!!! Deal with it!!!” “What if I told you you were the same killers?” Small U.S. flag sticker on the driver’s side mirror An American flag flying from the roof rack The same SUV photographed from behind in the McDonald’s lot, showing the back window, bumper, and flags. The text here includes: “MAGA!!!” written across the back window in large letters “RIP Charlie Kirk!” “Protect America!! This is your home!!” “USA 4 Life” “Fuck U.N.” written on the driver-side rear quarter panel “Wake Up!” near the bottom bumper “Pick up the bloody mic!!!” repeated on the lower edge of the tailgate Multiple stickers including U.S. flags and conservative slogans American flags attached to both sides of the rear Plankton from SpongeBob is also there for some reason Another angle of the same Buick Encore, photographed from the passenger side. Nearly every inch is written on in white marker with political, conspiratorial, and meme-like phrases. The text visible on this side includes: “Fuck Call of Duty” “What the dog doing?” “The JPi Atlas is an alien spacecraft do not believe mainstream media!!!” “Wake up people don’t be sheep!!” “Protect America!!” “Fuck Leftists” “Charlie Kirk was killed for having an opinion, voicing it, and standing behind it!!!” “The Left continues to try to silence us!!! Censor us!!! Fear monger us!!!” “Who’s the real fascists here? The LEFT that’s who!!!” “No one is coming and it shows!!!” (written near front door) “If you don’t stand with the people you stand against them!!!” “It doesn’t show direction!!!” “Trump 2028!!!” repeated on the hood “USA! USA! USA!” along the roofline “Skibid doop dop yes yes skibid dop dop dop” scribbled across the top door frame
October 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Me
A four-panel meme using the “Padmé and Anakin” Star Wars format. 1. In the first panel, Anakin (on the left) asks seriously, “Are you excited about voice changes when you go on T?” 2. In the second panel, Padmé (on the right) smiles brightly and replies, “Yes! I can finally sing songs with both a high and low range!” 3. In the third panel, Anakin stares silently, his expression unreadable. 4. In the fourth panel, Padmé’s smile fades as she looks worried and asks, “I... I will be able to do karaoke, right?”
October 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I got a guillotine off Wayfair.
Wayfair assembly diagram, Step 13. A tall board is shown sliding straight down between two rigid side panels, looking less like furniture and more like a guillotine ready to chop
October 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Feeling myself ig
White blond man in a dragon button up shirt White blond man poses in a parking lot wearing khaki colored jeans that are practically flood pants and a black shirt with a dragon button up over the T-shirt.
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Twenty dollars one hand (2)
Two stark white mannequin hands and firearms rest together against a shadowy, textured background. Their surfaces are worn and scuffed, each marked with a small sticker reading “$20, 1 hand.”
September 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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S E L F P O R T R A I T
(first in years and years and years after doing it as a nearly professional hobby bimonthly when I was female presenting)
White trans man leans casually against the base of a tall lamppost in an empty parking lot at night. The overhead lights cast a warm glow that surrounds him, making him the focal point while the rest of the scene recedes into shadow. It's in an empty parking lot at a church.
September 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Seriously tho, 3 years! I also got this testosterone molecule done the same day :)
White persons forearm (mine) with a simple black tattoo of a testosterone molecule.
September 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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What movie do you consider perfect?

...eXistenZ!
September 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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How bout yours?
Still from the smash mouth video of all Star. The singer is wearing sunglasses in front of a fire. He's mid lyric so his mouth is open awkwardly. Laid over the image is the caption "my world's on fire" over and over again
September 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Reposting with alt text.
This should be A Thing You Say.
My grandfather used to say “and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel” and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.
September 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Phone so big
Big big phone
Phone so big
In big phone zone
Galaxy z fold 7 folded up, showing a fairly normal sized smartphone Galaxy z fold 7 unfolded. It is very large and square and takes two hands to hold.
September 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Hi
White man in a car with glasses, blond hair, and facial hair
September 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I wrote a poem about trains (choo choo)
I wrote a poem about trains (choo choo) Colorful words across the plains Please pass me by, oh metal rainbow of rust Racing a tumbleweed, for a time Man always wins But oh, your markings You chameleon of two lives Between Nowhere and Somewhere You bring me a message 2017 Someone witnessed a California sunset They were moved enough To tell me all about it And so too were you moved Just for a fleeting moment To make sure the message reached me Maybe it also reached you Man always wins But man oh man do I love it when Man creates About the world around And man communicates Bring the plain ol’ plains the joy of a California sunset I'll send it back, rustier than before A gift from the plains So you can know time passed And know that I saw it, too Tell the world you're here I'll spread the word
September 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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People here with NVLD/NLD know that feeling
Meme: I would be rotating this cube in my brain right now (image of cube rotating with colorful sides) but I have Nonverbal learning disorder
September 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I couldn't resist
Same image cropped and zoomed in further Same image cropped and zoomed in even further, now literally only showing Hank's dad Cotton's distorted, pixelated facial features
September 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Highly pixelated and zoomed in image of Hank Hill's dad from King of the Hill
September 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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@billcorbett.bsky.social did I commit a crime
Rifftrax logo with yifftrax instead
August 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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It's time for Yifftrax
Instead of the standard rifftrax logo with the microphone and film around it with bright orange and yellow text that normally says "rifftrax" now says "yifftrax" Tags: furry, furries, rifftrax, mst3k, dumb pun, yiff, yiffing
August 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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They're the same robot
Meme with two stacked images. Top: side-by-side photos of Gundam model kits with slightly different color schemes, separated by a “<” symbol suggesting the left one is inferior. Bottom: a scene from The Office where Pam looks at the camera with the caption, “They’re the same robot.”
August 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Ladies, if your courier talks non-stop about vengeance, ended up injured in a post-apocalyptic wild west world, was fixed up by a doctor for free and given an old jumpsuit, that's not your courier; that's Jiron Amos from cult classic mecha anime Xabungle.
Promotional art of the Courier from Fallout: New Vegas, wearing a trench coat and gas mask, holding a revolver in front of the 'Welcome to New Vegas' sign, covered by a large red X. Jiron Amos from the anime Xabungle, a red-haired pilot with goggles and padded armor, shown sitting determinedly at the controls with a green check mark beside him.
August 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Listen, I have autism so I ranked over 80 styles of "thank you" plastic bags on tiermaker, after making said tiermaker.
A tier list of plastic “Thank You” bags ranked by design. Top tier (“What’s going on, I love this so much”): Features playful or striking designs like purple roses, smiley faces, black and gold print, neon colors, and unusual fonts. Second tier (“Hey this is really great, good job”): Includes classic red or blue “Thank You” prints, some with hearts, bold typography, or unique colors (blue, black, lavender). Middle tier (“You are exactly as expected, well done”): Standard bags with repetitive red “Thank You” text, basic fonts, and plain layouts. Second-to-last (“I really don’t love this I’m sorry”): Plainer or awkward versions, including green eco-themed ones, uneven text layouts, and uninspired fonts. Bottom tier (“I hate you get out of my house”): Designs considered ugly or off-theme, such as generic recycling logos, pastel “thank you” text, medical supply branding, or plain black/white bags with minimal text.
August 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM