I feel like this insinuates the phone ate me. which isn't out of the question

you're welcome scientists 🙂‍↕️

probably the best bed for friends

it's never come up... as long as you like I guess?

I was hoping to insinuate that it could be either or. this throat just takes it all!

this is fact. I'm keeping you for a bit longer tho :P

sometimes it's so quick i don't even know it's you <3

climbing all the way in. squirming at the half-way point until i can push off the back of your teeth. then you can watch my tail slip out of sight :3

you're gonna get SO many burps when they open

coming right up! :3

if something were the size of four soda cans then it would fit in the average stomach since that's the average capacity of the stomach is one soda can but can stretch to fit four.