As my Mema eagerly asks if we will ever be mothers, I look to the stack of children’s books my wife’s mother has been sending her for years and I think, “God, I hate this fucking holiday.”

Booking a vacation to the redwoods a few days after my first earthquake/tsunami warning.. does this make me an official Californian?

how sweet is this face 🥺 #cockapoo

my bluesky algorithm is just cats. like endless cat pics. I’m not mad, I’m just curious how I got here

one day I’ll work for a team that realizes my ‘tism makes me a really good worker and clarifying questions are not an insult to your ego but literally just a question so I can do shit better and faster

will I have to chew the air when I go to #saltlakecity next week? we shall see 🥰

I’m just waiting for a volcano to pop up in downtown San Francisco at this point. Someone call Tommy Lee Jones!

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

I love my dogs to death, but good god they’re expensive. Cats from now on 🫠

I’m getting a professional camera today so if shit hits the fan I can pull a Lee Miller

when I catch people lying at work 😑, have unequivocal proof, they sass me, and I don’t call them out publicly… let’s just say you’re so fucking lucky I’ve gone to therapy.

Hopefully the people who run this platform fully understand the many reasons why a mass exodus of people has fled toxic X, and will do their best to ensure this place never becomes anything like that.