I don't need this kinda energy. 😭 #customerservice

People always ask "What's your favorite dinosaur?" But nobody asks which one is the worst. Because the Hatzegopteryx is one detestable dino (ok pterosaur). I will die on this hill.
#dinosaurs

Apparently, you can visit ssa.gov and find the entire history of your taxed earnings. It's humbling to see where I started, and how hard I worked to put myself through school.

Writers on deadline say what…

Welcome back from parental leave! Did you get my email?

Did someone recently get under your skin? Rather than asking "What is wrong with them?," ask yourself "I wonder what happened to them?"

Great advice from 5xminority’s founder Elaine Montilla. Read the latest issue of the (BAD) ATTITUDE newsletter: open.substack.com/pub/kaitwell...

My job is Pretend Not to Cry. Also, Tired. And Existential Dread.

Tristan had a blast at library story time. He smiled when kids danced around, and even cooed when we played with other babies. We also found A FAMILY LOOKS LIKE LOVE at our local branch! Surreal I can go somewhere, find MY book, and share it with the sweetest little boy in the whole wide wide.