Three blobs in a trenchcoat
@kaitou.org
Hack webcomic blob and degenerate wordsmith.
If I can make a comic, so can you.
https://www.kaitou.org/comic/
If I can make a comic, so can you.
https://www.kaitou.org/comic/
A rogue can do Sneak Attack?
*checks character sheet
It looks like autocorrect changed that on my sheet to "Steak Attack" which I guess means you T-bone the victim when he isn't looking.
*checks character sheet
It looks like autocorrect changed that on my sheet to "Steak Attack" which I guess means you T-bone the victim when he isn't looking.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A rogue can do Sneak Attack?
*checks character sheet
It looks like autocorrect changed that on my sheet to "Steak Attack" which I guess means you T-bone the victim when he isn't looking.
*checks character sheet
It looks like autocorrect changed that on my sheet to "Steak Attack" which I guess means you T-bone the victim when he isn't looking.
Even weirder is that Hellman's swiped Best Foods slogan ("Bring out the Best Foods and bring out the best" -> "Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best" which loses, even more so if you heard the Best Foods version first.)
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Even weirder is that Hellman's swiped Best Foods slogan ("Bring out the Best Foods and bring out the best" -> "Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best" which loses, even more so if you heard the Best Foods version first.)
By including the "Moving day" text, I think the moderation team nailed it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
By including the "Moving day" text, I think the moderation team nailed it.
I'm surprised you didn't just post this on Bumblr.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I'm surprised you didn't just post this on Bumblr.
From Parachute.
Northern lights showing a red glow with a bit of green at the bottom over house across the street.
Northern lights showing a red glow with a bit of green at the bottom over house across the street.
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
From Parachute.
Northern lights showing a red glow with a bit of green at the bottom over house across the street.
Northern lights showing a red glow with a bit of green at the bottom over house across the street.
One must protect oneself from those foot-sucking zombies.
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
One must protect oneself from those foot-sucking zombies.
Oh, just put his remains in a jar, paper bag, martini glass or whatever and change his tagline to "I'm bombed; James bombed."
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh, just put his remains in a jar, paper bag, martini glass or whatever and change his tagline to "I'm bombed; James bombed."
Looks like this fight is going down the Dreen.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Looks like this fight is going down the Dreen.
...when something is incoming, DUCK!
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
...when something is incoming, DUCK!
That, or get a clever monkey to do your drawing.
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
That, or get a clever monkey to do your drawing.
(I'm guessing this is supposed to be part of the "weird.")
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
(I'm guessing this is supposed to be part of the "weird.")
They left off: learned how to count to 19.
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
They left off: learned how to count to 19.
Same.
(Although, right now I'm thinking of lots and lots of replies, but haven't found one funny enough to post.)
(Although, right now I'm thinking of lots and lots of replies, but haven't found one funny enough to post.)
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Same.
(Although, right now I'm thinking of lots and lots of replies, but haven't found one funny enough to post.)
(Although, right now I'm thinking of lots and lots of replies, but haven't found one funny enough to post.)
I guess I'm only wasting *my* life; nobody reads my comics (lucky them).
(Does that make it like a "get out of hell free" card?)
(Does that make it like a "get out of hell free" card?)
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I guess I'm only wasting *my* life; nobody reads my comics (lucky them).
(Does that make it like a "get out of hell free" card?)
(Does that make it like a "get out of hell free" card?)
This is Mike "I don't know" Johnson we're talking about. He "doesn't know" how to get the government back to work, or how to do anything else productive.
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This is Mike "I don't know" Johnson we're talking about. He "doesn't know" how to get the government back to work, or how to do anything else productive.
Instead of LLM, it uses LPM (Large Plagiarization Model) - basically "that looks like something I wrote."
I can believe this came from Marketing: "Hey, I just thought of a way to double our income!"
I can believe this came from Marketing: "Hey, I just thought of a way to double our income!"
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Instead of LLM, it uses LPM (Large Plagiarization Model) - basically "that looks like something I wrote."
I can believe this came from Marketing: "Hey, I just thought of a way to double our income!"
I can believe this came from Marketing: "Hey, I just thought of a way to double our income!"
Have Riker hang ten-forward.
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Have Riker hang ten-forward.
Shuriken Onion Rings.
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Shuriken Onion Rings.
In my case, it was finally figuring out that my pencil was out of lead the first four times.
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In my case, it was finally figuring out that my pencil was out of lead the first four times.
Rumor has it that it has been changed to "Merde".
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Rumor has it that it has been changed to "Merde".
This must be one of those leaks Mike Johnson was talking about.
November 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This must be one of those leaks Mike Johnson was talking about.