Kait Marie
@kaitmarie79.bsky.social
Live, laugh, dismantle the patriarchy.
Liking country wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025, but here we are I guess
a man in a white shirt and black pants is walking in a hallway with a watermark that says shills1987
ALT: a man in a white shirt and black pants is walking in a hallway with a watermark that says shills1987
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April 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Liking country wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025, but here we are I guess
Let me get my life together y'all. 🤣🤣
April 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Let me get my life together y'all. 🤣🤣
April 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Please stop underestimating others. Doesn’t matter what their position in life or business.
#stopplaying
#stopplaying
March 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Please stop underestimating others. Doesn’t matter what their position in life or business.
#stopplaying
#stopplaying
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Today, I learned that even when you are in college, instructional videos are still in the tone of preschool age teaching.
Because why am I learning about something while being talked to like I’m 4 years old? 😩😪
Because why am I learning about something while being talked to like I’m 4 years old? 😩😪
February 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Today, I learned that even when you are in college, instructional videos are still in the tone of preschool age teaching.
Because why am I learning about something while being talked to like I’m 4 years old? 😩😪
Because why am I learning about something while being talked to like I’m 4 years old? 😩😪
February 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I didn’t need another reason to hate Drake, but I’ll take it
#duolingo #drake #drakedidit #justiceforduo
#duolingo #drake #drakedidit #justiceforduo
February 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I didn’t need another reason to hate Drake, but I’ll take it
#duolingo #drake #drakedidit #justiceforduo
#duolingo #drake #drakedidit #justiceforduo
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February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
February 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Life would be ten times better if people actually listened for 5 damn seconds of their life instead of insisting they’re write a shit shit they’re wrong about
February 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Life would be ten times better if people actually listened for 5 damn seconds of their life instead of insisting they’re write a shit shit they’re wrong about
People always ask why I hate Ohio. Specifically, my area.
Because it’s the gentrification station. No culture. No foods to indicate a hint of culture. People turn their noses up at people for trying new foods from other cultures.
I hate it here. Even NC had more variety than this place.
Because it’s the gentrification station. No culture. No foods to indicate a hint of culture. People turn their noses up at people for trying new foods from other cultures.
I hate it here. Even NC had more variety than this place.
January 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
People always ask why I hate Ohio. Specifically, my area.
Because it’s the gentrification station. No culture. No foods to indicate a hint of culture. People turn their noses up at people for trying new foods from other cultures.
I hate it here. Even NC had more variety than this place.
Because it’s the gentrification station. No culture. No foods to indicate a hint of culture. People turn their noses up at people for trying new foods from other cultures.
I hate it here. Even NC had more variety than this place.
I swear moms with fun bumper stickers are the most “don’t play with me” drivers known to mankind.
It’s me. I’m that mom 🤣
It’s me. I’m that mom 🤣
January 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I swear moms with fun bumper stickers are the most “don’t play with me” drivers known to mankind.
It’s me. I’m that mom 🤣
It’s me. I’m that mom 🤣
I feel like petty motivation is more motivational than standard motivation.
Proving people wrong and pissing them off drives me more than anything else
Proving people wrong and pissing them off drives me more than anything else
January 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I feel like petty motivation is more motivational than standard motivation.
Proving people wrong and pissing them off drives me more than anything else
Proving people wrong and pissing them off drives me more than anything else
I feel like no one understands subtly anymore. From bracelets to boots, the “we move in silence” idea skipped a LOT of heads
January 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I feel like no one understands subtly anymore. From bracelets to boots, the “we move in silence” idea skipped a LOT of heads
Movie night and got to FINALLY see Nosferatu!!!!
Was not what I expected, but I’m not disappointed
Was not what I expected, but I’m not disappointed
January 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Movie night and got to FINALLY see Nosferatu!!!!
Was not what I expected, but I’m not disappointed
Was not what I expected, but I’m not disappointed
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RTE::refuse to engage. (Shhh pass it on)….. #refusetoengage
January 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
RTE::refuse to engage. (Shhh pass it on)….. #refusetoengage
The biggest flex of my day was sweating my first paper for this class, basically giving up, but still getting an A 😩😩😩
Okay, that’s not a “flex” but I can stop feeling my ass falling out of my ass.
Okay, that’s not a “flex” but I can stop feeling my ass falling out of my ass.
January 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The biggest flex of my day was sweating my first paper for this class, basically giving up, but still getting an A 😩😩😩
Okay, that’s not a “flex” but I can stop feeling my ass falling out of my ass.
Okay, that’s not a “flex” but I can stop feeling my ass falling out of my ass.
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And a line down their ballsack. That was their vagina before it wasn’t.
January 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
And a line down their ballsack. That was their vagina before it wasn’t.
I really hate when people are right about food. Thanks for the new obsession. Neuro spicy tendencies can’t girl boss in these conditions
January 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I really hate when people are right about food. Thanks for the new obsession. Neuro spicy tendencies can’t girl boss in these conditions
I hate… and I mean HATE 3rd party retailers with a PASSION
January 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I hate… and I mean HATE 3rd party retailers with a PASSION
To everyone that lives up north and voted for the burnt orange marker that’s built like a combination of a toddler and reject of Love is Blind- Alabama Trailer Park Edition
I hope your pee freezes midstream 🫶🏾
I hope your pee freezes midstream 🫶🏾
January 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
To everyone that lives up north and voted for the burnt orange marker that’s built like a combination of a toddler and reject of Love is Blind- Alabama Trailer Park Edition
I hope your pee freezes midstream 🫶🏾
I hope your pee freezes midstream 🫶🏾
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
We are a hop, skip, and rock throw away from Valentine’s Day!!!
And what does my husband get me!???
A VALENTINES DINOSAUR!!!!
Yall are a fart blow away from Valentine’s Day if yall don’t get your other half something that will literally have her as happy as me… you done fucked up A A RONNNN!
And what does my husband get me!???
A VALENTINES DINOSAUR!!!!
Yall are a fart blow away from Valentine’s Day if yall don’t get your other half something that will literally have her as happy as me… you done fucked up A A RONNNN!
January 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We are a hop, skip, and rock throw away from Valentine’s Day!!!
And what does my husband get me!???
A VALENTINES DINOSAUR!!!!
Yall are a fart blow away from Valentine’s Day if yall don’t get your other half something that will literally have her as happy as me… you done fucked up A A RONNNN!
And what does my husband get me!???
A VALENTINES DINOSAUR!!!!
Yall are a fart blow away from Valentine’s Day if yall don’t get your other half something that will literally have her as happy as me… you done fucked up A A RONNNN!