Kain Xavier
@kainxavier.bsky.social
Print, Design & Branding Guru. Girl dad with questionable humor.
Ezekiel 23:20
Ezekiel 23:20
Sooo... did I miss something? When you said "just wait", I didn't realize just how long I'd be waiting for a follow-up.
a man in a crowd with the words well we 're waiting
ALT: a man in a crowd with the words well we 're waiting
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August 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Sooo... did I miss something? When you said "just wait", I didn't realize just how long I'd be waiting for a follow-up.
I could replace the word with any sex-based identification and I'd say the same. Does "straight" sound good? It sounds equally stupid to me. How about replacing it with "white" or "black". Same results - it's stupid. Does that make me racist?
Shitty meme or whatever it's supposed to be.
Shitty meme or whatever it's supposed to be.
July 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I could replace the word with any sex-based identification and I'd say the same. Does "straight" sound good? It sounds equally stupid to me. How about replacing it with "white" or "black". Same results - it's stupid. Does that make me racist?
Shitty meme or whatever it's supposed to be.
Shitty meme or whatever it's supposed to be.
Never buy anything without checking it on camelcamelcamel. Pretty simple.
July 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Never buy anything without checking it on camelcamelcamel. Pretty simple.
I'm sorry, but sexualizing characters (children's characters in this case) needlessly is fucking dumb.
July 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I'm sorry, but sexualizing characters (children's characters in this case) needlessly is fucking dumb.
This is nothing new. Everyone knows conservatives have double-standards. Without them, they'd have no standards at all.
July 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This is nothing new. Everyone knows conservatives have double-standards. Without them, they'd have no standards at all.
Your art is impeccable, but I think you may have an unhealthy Bandit obsession. I showed this to my daughter and I do believe she's scarred for life.
June 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Your art is impeccable, but I think you may have an unhealthy Bandit obsession. I showed this to my daughter and I do believe she's scarred for life.
W-w-w-w-wait a minute. Are you telling me the New Yorker is spewing BS then? Say it ain't so!
June 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
W-w-w-w-wait a minute. Are you telling me the New Yorker is spewing BS then? Say it ain't so!
There is a serious lack of a key detail here. How the hell does said crash equate to sexual gratification?
*CRASH!!*
I CAN'T STOP CUMMING - IT FEELS SO GOOD!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=or-a...
*CRASH!!*
I CAN'T STOP CUMMING - IT FEELS SO GOOD!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=or-a...
grandmas boy can't stop cumming
YouTube video by King of Conservatism
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June 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There is a serious lack of a key detail here. How the hell does said crash equate to sexual gratification?
*CRASH!!*
I CAN'T STOP CUMMING - IT FEELS SO GOOD!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=or-a...
*CRASH!!*
I CAN'T STOP CUMMING - IT FEELS SO GOOD!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=or-a...
Still my favorite Rage-related interactions ever...
June 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Still my favorite Rage-related interactions ever...
Why are we calling it "misinformation"? How bout "full of shit"? "Blowing smoke up your ass"? "A crock of horse shit"? "Lying out your ass"?
June 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Why are we calling it "misinformation"? How bout "full of shit"? "Blowing smoke up your ass"? "A crock of horse shit"? "Lying out your ass"?
Wrong! If someone dies in the hospital, it's gods will. If they live, it's a miracle of god. I don't even know why they bother staffing hospitals with humans!!! At no point are they even part of the equation!!!
June 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Wrong! If someone dies in the hospital, it's gods will. If they live, it's a miracle of god. I don't even know why they bother staffing hospitals with humans!!! At no point are they even part of the equation!!!
B-b-b-b-but nothing says "healthy kids" like steroid and HGH injections! There's a reason that wrestlers live to the ripe age of 50 when they pass away naturally in their sleep... from heart attacks.
June 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
B-b-b-b-but nothing says "healthy kids" like steroid and HGH injections! There's a reason that wrestlers live to the ripe age of 50 when they pass away naturally in their sleep... from heart attacks.
Not an attack! Just a general statement of peace in those moments.
a bald man with a mustache has the words ignorance is bliss above his head
ALT: a bald man with a mustache has the words ignorance is bliss above his head
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June 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Not an attack! Just a general statement of peace in those moments.
Not all heroes wear capes.
June 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
And that literally doesn't change what I said. You would advocate for us to have our military to constantly babysit those who refuse to move past their endless cycles of revenge, misogyny, or theocracies. Fuck that. Blacklist those countries wholly until they grow up.
June 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
And that literally doesn't change what I said. You would advocate for us to have our military to constantly babysit those who refuse to move past their endless cycles of revenge, misogyny, or theocracies. Fuck that. Blacklist those countries wholly until they grow up.
Not having Elong "X-Jumping" is a missed opportunity.
June 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Not having Elong "X-Jumping" is a missed opportunity.
We act as the worlds police force. I served in the military and everything is fine and dandy while we're there. As soon as we pull out, things just go back to the way they used to be. You can't help the helpless.
Am I wrong? Shove your supremacist accusations up your ass.
Am I wrong? Shove your supremacist accusations up your ass.
June 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We act as the worlds police force. I served in the military and everything is fine and dandy while we're there. As soon as we pull out, things just go back to the way they used to be. You can't help the helpless.
Am I wrong? Shove your supremacist accusations up your ass.
Am I wrong? Shove your supremacist accusations up your ass.
Truth be told, I don't give two shits about those living in the sandbox. They've been killing each other for thousands of years, and they'll kill each other for the next thousand.
So I settled? Sure. For the Dem who was most likely to win, but somehow "many more had a higher bar". LoL.
So I settled? Sure. For the Dem who was most likely to win, but somehow "many more had a higher bar". LoL.
June 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Truth be told, I don't give two shits about those living in the sandbox. They've been killing each other for thousands of years, and they'll kill each other for the next thousand.
So I settled? Sure. For the Dem who was most likely to win, but somehow "many more had a higher bar". LoL.
So I settled? Sure. For the Dem who was most likely to win, but somehow "many more had a higher bar". LoL.
Killing the electoral college (in favor of popular vote) along with moving to ranked choice voting would be my first move toward a better system. At least that way I can say "Yeah, I want Bernie, but I'll take Biden in a pinch." and feel good about voting how I really WANT to vote.
June 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Killing the electoral college (in favor of popular vote) along with moving to ranked choice voting would be my first move toward a better system. At least that way I can say "Yeah, I want Bernie, but I'll take Biden in a pinch." and feel good about voting how I really WANT to vote.
Fucked if I know a singular reason, my guy. I could name all the possible reasons, but you likely know them as well as I do. As I said to someone else, I didn't like her (or Biden), but unfortunately votes end up being "strategic decisions". It feels bad, but it is what it is.
June 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Fucked if I know a singular reason, my guy. I could name all the possible reasons, but you likely know them as well as I do. As I said to someone else, I didn't like her (or Biden), but unfortunately votes end up being "strategic decisions". It feels bad, but it is what it is.