Kain R. Heinlein Official
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Official Account Of Kain R. Heinlein.
Crumble Before My Ambition, For I Will Make My Dreams Reality.
Fiat Lux.
Crumble Before My Ambition, For I Will Make My Dreams Reality.
Fiat Lux.
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I Will Change The World. You Need Not Understand Me. Looks At You Like This
Apologies For My Absence. I Have Been In A Coma The Last Several Weeks After Carelessly Speedwalking Between Rock And Vox During A Sparring Match And Getting Hit Directly In The Left Temple. I Am Fine Now, However.
May 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Apologies For My Absence. I Have Been In A Coma The Last Several Weeks After Carelessly Speedwalking Between Rock And Vox During A Sparring Match And Getting Hit Directly In The Left Temple. I Am Fine Now, However.
Wtf Am I Gonna Go To Therapy For??? So I Can Pay Money Just For Some Bitch To Tell Me I'm Gay? To Find Out I'm Gay And In The Closet? To Help Me Discover That Deep Down I'm A Gay Ass Homosexual Man? Lmao Pass. Miss Me With That Shit. I'm Straight. I Am Straight
May 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Wtf Am I Gonna Go To Therapy For??? So I Can Pay Money Just For Some Bitch To Tell Me I'm Gay? To Find Out I'm Gay And In The Closet? To Help Me Discover That Deep Down I'm A Gay Ass Homosexual Man? Lmao Pass. Miss Me With That Shit. I'm Straight. I Am Straight
I Am Suddenly Overcome With The Fear That Everyone In My Family Hates Me. I Am Reluctant To Seek Reassurance Because I Do Not Want My Fears To Be Confirmed. The Most Logical Course Of Action Is To Not Leave My Room Today So That I Do Not Bother Anyone With My Presence.
April 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I Am Suddenly Overcome With The Fear That Everyone In My Family Hates Me. I Am Reluctant To Seek Reassurance Because I Do Not Want My Fears To Be Confirmed. The Most Logical Course Of Action Is To Not Leave My Room Today So That I Do Not Bother Anyone With My Presence.
I Keep Text Messaging Terry Bogard, Yet He Will Not Respond To Me. I Cannot Tell If He Is Ignoring Me Or If He Simply Never Looks At His Cell Phone. I Am Becoming Quite Frustrated With Him.
April 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I Keep Text Messaging Terry Bogard, Yet He Will Not Respond To Me. I Cannot Tell If He Is Ignoring Me Or If He Simply Never Looks At His Cell Phone. I Am Becoming Quite Frustrated With Him.
(cotw eost spoiler)
UPDATE: Kain R. Heinlein has given Rock Howard two (2) headpats.
UPDATE: Kain R. Heinlein has given Rock Howard two (2) headpats.
April 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
(cotw eost spoiler)
UPDATE: Kain R. Heinlein has given Rock Howard two (2) headpats.
UPDATE: Kain R. Heinlein has given Rock Howard two (2) headpats.
I Apologize For Every Unkind Thing I Have Said About My Nephew. I Love Him Very Much And If Anything Happened To Him I Would Raise Hell Until It Was Corrected.
April 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I Apologize For Every Unkind Thing I Have Said About My Nephew. I Love Him Very Much And If Anything Happened To Him I Would Raise Hell Until It Was Corrected.
Rock Keeps Stealing My Makeup. He Could Just Ask And I Would Buy Him His Own. But He Doesn't. Rock Howard if You Are Reading This Give Me Back My Eyeliner You Rotten Boy
April 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Rock Keeps Stealing My Makeup. He Could Just Ask And I Would Buy Him His Own. But He Doesn't. Rock Howard if You Are Reading This Give Me Back My Eyeliner You Rotten Boy
UPDATE: Kain R. Heinlein has the stomach flu.
April 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
UPDATE: Kain R. Heinlein has the stomach flu.
I Did This To Him Last Month. This City Is Full Of Copycat Kidnappers. I Will Crush Them All. They Will Learn That I Am The Only One Allowed To Hit Terry Bogard Over The Head With A Bat And Then Drive Him To My Home.
mobile game ads are doing anything. what do you mean the mafia got him
April 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I Did This To Him Last Month. This City Is Full Of Copycat Kidnappers. I Will Crush Them All. They Will Learn That I Am The Only One Allowed To Hit Terry Bogard Over The Head With A Bat And Then Drive Him To My Home.
Reposted by Kain R. Heinlein Official
thank you for doing your part against the nefarious deadly alliance
April 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
thank you for doing your part against the nefarious deadly alliance
It Was One Of My Classic Kain Pranks. You Fell For It. It's A Classic.
just encountered an incredibly strange glitch where i clicked on my profile button and i was instead immediately transported to kain r heinlien official instead. hi?
April 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It Was One Of My Classic Kain Pranks. You Fell For It. It's A Classic.
If Any Of You Fuckers Post Spoilers For Fatal Fury: City Of The Wolves Without Proper Tags And Post Flagging I Will Come To Your House And Kill You With My Bare Hands
April 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If Any Of You Fuckers Post Spoilers For Fatal Fury: City Of The Wolves Without Proper Tags And Post Flagging I Will Come To Your House And Kill You With My Bare Hands
You Need Not Understand Me. How Could You? Even So, Deep In My Heart I Find Myself Longing To Be Understood...
April 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You Need Not Understand Me. How Could You? Even So, Deep In My Heart I Find Myself Longing To Be Understood...
My Ruffian Nephew Has Angered Me, So I Will Be Spending Tonight Pestering Vox For My Own Amusement Instead Of Him. I Hope You Are Happy Rock Howard.
April 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My Ruffian Nephew Has Angered Me, So I Will Be Spending Tonight Pestering Vox For My Own Amusement Instead Of Him. I Hope You Are Happy Rock Howard.
I Am So Mad. Let Go Of My Coat You Imprudent Boy. You Are Going To Wrinkle It. My Coat Is Going To Get Wrinkled And It Will Be Your Fault. Unhand Me
April 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I Am So Mad. Let Go Of My Coat You Imprudent Boy. You Are Going To Wrinkle It. My Coat Is Going To Get Wrinkled And It Will Be Your Fault. Unhand Me
It Seems My Nephew Has Been Getting Into Internet "Memes" Lately. He Has Shown Me Some Of His Favorite "Rage Comics" And Characters Like "Troll Face" And "Pepay The Frog." Vox Seems Amused By Them As Well. I'm Afraid I Do Not Understand Them.
April 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It Seems My Nephew Has Been Getting Into Internet "Memes" Lately. He Has Shown Me Some Of His Favorite "Rage Comics" And Characters Like "Troll Face" And "Pepay The Frog." Vox Seems Amused By Them As Well. I'm Afraid I Do Not Understand Them.
TAke A Look, Y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
April 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
TAke A Look, Y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
Does This In Front Of You
April 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Does This In Front Of You
I Had A Lovely Afternoon And Enjoyed Some Tea And Fresh Apple Pie With My Family Today. It Has Been A While Since I've Gotten To Relax Like This. I'm So Happy!
April 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I Had A Lovely Afternoon And Enjoyed Some Tea And Fresh Apple Pie With My Family Today. It Has Been A While Since I've Gotten To Relax Like This. I'm So Happy!
I Think I Will Prepare A Charcuterie Board Today.
April 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I Think I Will Prepare A Charcuterie Board Today.
Google Dot Com
April 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Google Dot Com
UPDATE: Kain R. Heinlein has woken up with a tummy ache, but he's being very brave about it.
April 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
UPDATE: Kain R. Heinlein has woken up with a tummy ache, but he's being very brave about it.
I Noticed Rock Listening To Some Music On His New "I-Pod." I Think The Title Was, "Animal I Have Become." I Couldn't Hear It. I Do Wonder What Kind Of Music He Likes... I Hope It's Nothing Too Rowdy. I Should Show Him My Classical Music Collection...
April 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I Noticed Rock Listening To Some Music On His New "I-Pod." I Think The Title Was, "Animal I Have Become." I Couldn't Hear It. I Do Wonder What Kind Of Music He Likes... I Hope It's Nothing Too Rowdy. I Should Show Him My Classical Music Collection...
No Matter What I Do To Prove To Rock I Can Be A "Fun Uncle," He Always Seems Disappointed And Mutters Something About How Much He Misses Terry. What Do Boys His Age Like To Do For Fun? What Am I Doing Wrong? I Am Becoming Quite Disheartened.
April 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
No Matter What I Do To Prove To Rock I Can Be A "Fun Uncle," He Always Seems Disappointed And Mutters Something About How Much He Misses Terry. What Do Boys His Age Like To Do For Fun? What Am I Doing Wrong? I Am Becoming Quite Disheartened.
I Will Not Allow Myself To Be Bested By A Child. The Youth Today Is Too Talented. I Must Improve My Skills.
April 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I Will Not Allow Myself To Be Bested By A Child. The Youth Today Is Too Talented. I Must Improve My Skills.