Christopher Burnett
@kailsar.com
From North-East Scotland, here for politics and laughing at funny things.
I remember playing the first and second levels of it a lot!
November 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I remember playing the first and second levels of it a lot!
The beard suits you! Glad to hear Merinne's doing well. Wouldn't be doing my due diligence if I didn't tell you to get off social media and watch Twin Peaks the Return. Got degree, working remotely for company in London, looking at moving back to Norfolk next year - you still there?
September 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The beard suits you! Glad to hear Merinne's doing well. Wouldn't be doing my due diligence if I didn't tell you to get off social media and watch Twin Peaks the Return. Got degree, working remotely for company in London, looking at moving back to Norfolk next year - you still there?
I did, the Fat Cat. How have you been?
September 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I did, the Fat Cat. How have you been?
'Paint me like one of your French girls'
September 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
'Paint me like one of your French girls'
I reckon you probably misheard and she spent it on her toads
September 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I reckon you probably misheard and she spent it on her toads
If you poll young people they're selflessly in favour of the triple lock and WFP, but poll the retired about the young and the miserable bastards want to send them all on national service. We need to stop pandering to the ungrateful twats.
June 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If you poll young people they're selflessly in favour of the triple lock and WFP, but poll the retired about the young and the miserable bastards want to send them all on national service. We need to stop pandering to the ungrateful twats.
My pleasure, best of luck with the silence!
May 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My pleasure, best of luck with the silence!
Honestly I don't know how you put up with it, even on regular polls, it's all people who are upset that the poll was taken at all, people with baseless claims of bias, and people noisily dealing with their own cognitive dissonance with the figures in public
February 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Honestly I don't know how you put up with it, even on regular polls, it's all people who are upset that the poll was taken at all, people with baseless claims of bias, and people noisily dealing with their own cognitive dissonance with the figures in public
You just need a team of people to push the ingredients about with sticks like they're directing the Battle of Britain
January 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
You just need a team of people to push the ingredients about with sticks like they're directing the Battle of Britain
As everyone knows, women's self-esteem is stored mainly in the hats.
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
As everyone knows, women's self-esteem is stored mainly in the hats.
Just have a quiet ceremony, followed by multiple receptions, unaware of each other, that you dash between with costume changes like a 70s sitcom.
January 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just have a quiet ceremony, followed by multiple receptions, unaware of each other, that you dash between with costume changes like a 70s sitcom.
Pretty tired of hearing the word 'scrimp' applied to £20k private school fees by people who haven't done a day's scrimping in their lives too.
January 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Pretty tired of hearing the word 'scrimp' applied to £20k private school fees by people who haven't done a day's scrimping in their lives too.
What does 2025 have in store for left-wing populists? Will they be able to take advantage of the current mood of discontent and make some progress, and if so in which party, or new party?
December 27, 2024 at 12:54 PM
What does 2025 have in store for left-wing populists? Will they be able to take advantage of the current mood of discontent and make some progress, and if so in which party, or new party?
*Solemnly folds plastic pot of nightshade compote in to my yoghurt*
December 14, 2024 at 3:53 PM
*Solemnly folds plastic pot of nightshade compote in to my yoghurt*
"Stop moaning you're not even dead." Amazing stuff!
December 9, 2024 at 4:16 PM
"Stop moaning you're not even dead." Amazing stuff!
Congratulations Grace Power MSc!
December 9, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Congratulations Grace Power MSc!
I made this recently and it was so good
November 24, 2024 at 12:15 PM
I made this recently and it was so good
I didn't know, but it says on the note next to the OPD!
November 17, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I didn't know, but it says on the note next to the OPD!
Was struggling for ages to think of who Elsie reminded me of then
November 16, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Was struggling for ages to think of who Elsie reminded me of then