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Kaiju Sommelier
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Doug Hardy 2nd gen Tattooist, Sofubi collector and maker, lover of cats (and all animals), ☭ He/they 🚫NFT/AI/Crypto🚫 From the River to The Sea 🇵🇸

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I'm really happy with these two paintings I did recently. I hadn't been painting frankly in years and suddenly got the bug a couple of months back. The Smile Now, Cry Later Satan and Jesus is a design my old mentor made in the early 90s. The cat and mask is my favorite of late that I made.
Weeping Jesus and Laughing Satan as comedy and tragedy masks painted with watercolor on paper A smiling black cat holding a red devil mask that is partially covering his face
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I forgot to report the big drama that happened earlier here
My mother's cat Mister Kitty sitting on the floor with an angry expression on his face, chittering. Shot of our balcony with Mister Kitty on it, standing on his hind legs and craning his neck looking at a crow which is on a small outcropping near the balcony.
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I was thinking of changing my banner image to the robot jail pic and then remembered it's one of my favorite photos I've ever taken and I don't think I'll ever change it. Yes that was my cat Rokit in front of my TV. He often was there because it was a plasma screen and emitted a shit ton of heat.
A widescreen photo of the colorful 1960s "TOHO SCOPE" screen with the silhouette of a black cat sitting centered in the image.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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LOGGING ON
Exterior of a Japanese prison with armed guards around it and a sign in Japanese. Subtitles read "I was then arrested as a robot criminal and sent to Robot Prison"
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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news is awful
post a godzilla
tattoo of a cartoony Godzilla in a maid cafe outfit wearing cat ears and putting their hands in the "nyaa" position while winking. Godzilla is wearing pink panties.
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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GUESS WHO NOTICED FROM HIS DEEP SLUMBER THAT OYAKODON WAS MADE FOR DINNER
A photo from my viewpoint at the dinner table of our cat, Mister Kitty, putting his front paws on the backrest of the couch he was sleeping on looking with VERY SERIOUS INTEREST at what we are eating and sniffing furiously. We have bowls of oyakodon (chicken and egg over rice) in front of us.
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Do you play games and choose women characters all the time?
Here’s my Pokémon character from when I played and I felt her in my bones no
A female Pokémon character in a stylish outfit made for adventure. She has black hair, a souvenir jacket, Nike Jordan’s and is wearing a hat
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen: for your pleasure- Mister Kitty, naked
A grey tabby/bengal cat mix sitting on a placemat on a dining table. He is looking at the viewer with an annoyed look on his face and a curled lip slightly exposing a fang
October 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I couldn’t resist
A soft vinyl toy figure of Godzilla from the 1969 film “Destroy All Monsters” being held by some chopsticks at a restaurant dinner table. The figure is made by Sunguts
September 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Check THIS out
Large grey tabby/bengal mix cat, Mister Kitty, laying on a wood dining room table with 2 large squash in front of him. One squash is a pale yellow and shaped like a big pear and the other is bright orange and more round.
September 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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🫡
Cartoon by Tim Kreider of the Empire State Building in the foreground thinking "Well, well, well." as one of the Twin Towers collapses in a shower of debris and smoke in the background. Never forget.
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Sega Genesis game system with 2 stacked Sega 32X expansion systems slotted into it with a game genie, Sonic and Knuckles game expander, and Sonic 3D cartridge slotted into that, forming a giant tower.
September 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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RIP Maru
Maru the cat wearing a box like a cape
September 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Your yard soon:
Many, many cats from the Neko Atsume game each in their own bucket or pot
August 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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AGAIN, dems can eat shit. "We need a LITTLE fascism or else we can't defeat the guys who want a LOT of fascism". These people are unserious collaborators who won't blink when people they don't consider important enough to bother with in a non-performative manner.
August 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Liberals can go fuck themselves. Eat shit you craven cowards. Fuck you. Anyone who is willing to throw marginalized people under the bus is nothing more than a fucking fascist themselves. And there is only one kind of good fascist.
August 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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@catsofyore.bsky.social I was going through a box and found a bunch of old postcards I bought in London years ago. I had forgotten about this one that I thought was up your alley
Old postcard of a black and white photo of a white Manx cat standing on a decorative table. The cat looks nonplussed and under its rear legs are the words “MANX CAT” Reverse of the postcard. No date but it seems to be from the 1900s
August 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Wild that Disney is putting out a Jordan Peterson Halloween costume to market
A terrible inflatable Red Hulk costume that looks like Jordan Peterson
August 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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LOGGING ON
A line up of small cat toys including a tiny cowboy cat from Neko Atsume, a one eyed maneki Neko by Realhead, the cat that lived 1,000,000 times, and a chunky calico cat sitting like a person holding a gold coin under it’s left arm and holding his right paw out as if to tell you to come here. Behind these are three larger soft vinyl cats in outfits with haircuts such as pompadour and Mohawk so they look like Japanese tough guys
July 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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This is where I post from
An indoor pool with large windows at an angle going towards the ceiling. This pool is located in Japan.
July 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Photograph of Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the Soviet sniper that killed 309 nazis.
July 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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“… Hello, chief? Yeah I got another one”
Shin Kamen Rider talking on an old fashioned push button telephone
June 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I hadn’t seen that one before- it was fun that they did a whole series like the originals
Kumo (spider) Aug from Shin Kamen Rider sitting on the ground with his legs splayed talking on an old style push-button home telephone. He is clad all in leather with black legs and arms and a vest with a red and black jagged stripe pattern. His head is clad in a full cyber spider helmet in red and black with 8 “dreadlocks” resembling a spider’s legs. Hachi-Aug (wasp augment) from Shin Kamen Rider sitting on the ground in a feminine manner on her left hip and thigh talking on an old fashioned orange push-button home telephone. She wears a stylish yellow and black summer kimono that has a wasp’s stripe pattern to it. The outfit is accented by a deep orange and black obi waist sash. Her head is completely covered in a menacing cyber wasp head mask that has glowing green eyes. Kuomori-Augment (bat augment) from Shin Kamen Rider sitting in an old wood and leather executive chair talking on an old fashioned orange push button home telephone. He is wearing a white suit with matching gloves and a slightly wide brimmed rounded top summer hat. Behind him is a table that the telephone rests upon that is covered with scientific glassware such as beakers, vials, etc. His face is a a fusion of human and bat, with a large flat nose that splays outwards to the sides. His giant bat ears sweep upwards and to the back, which requires the brim of his hat to have cut-outs to accommodate them. Shocker (the enemy organization) foot soldiers from Shin Kamen Rider sitting on an older style couch while both talk on old fashioned style push button home telephones. The male Soldier on the left wears an all black suit, gloves, and beret while you can see yellow and black striped socks peeking from his ankles. The female soldier on the right wears a suit jacket with large yellow lapels, a short skirt that exposes her thighs, a black beret and black gloves. They both sport masks covering their faces that have a jagged white pattern coming to a slight point in the center while being rimmed in black. The masks have a small Shocker logo of a stylized eagle on the forehead. The black and yellow coloring of their suits designates that they are under the command of Wasp-Aug. the male’s telephone is orange colored and the female soldier’s telephone is a light sage green.
June 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Yes. Hello. Hi.
Bugs Bunny on a poolside lounge chair wearing sunglasses and red and yellow swimming trunks relaxing in a sassy pose while talking on the telephone. My avatar (Mr. Titan from Kamen Rider Stronger), a man in a black suit with a white cravat, wearing a nice watch talking on the telephone. Mr. Titan's head is a black thumb-shaped blank with a singular, giant eye in the center of his non-existent face.
June 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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lol I have a tattoo of a cat stealing ramen on my leg I got almost 13 years ago. Excellent painting and subject matter!
June 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM