Sorry, I didn't understand the assignment

Well, if actual billionaires are any indication, it's a luxury off world country club space habitat built exclusively for billionaires to spare them from awkward feelings like compassion, empathy, or guilt brought on by their perfectly legal plundering of the only planet known to harbor life

I won't pretend that the America I grew up in has ever fulfilled the promises codified in our founding documents. That would be a patently revisionist history, but minimally, there was a period when we had a collective sense of decency, a modicum of shame about our worst instincts.

That's the first live performance I've seen that hasn't been lip synced or autotuned in recent memory. Thank you 😊

Well if you're a sis male minor league baseball fan living in Chesapeake you no longer have any credible excuse for being ilcliterate

Legitimately fair according to capitalism and also 💯 approved by the lord of the flies

Will this work on Republicans?

Yes, but what are we going to do about it? It's time for us all to act in a real way