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Fistful of Cobras
@kaijubaru.bsky.social
No Musk. No Bezos. No Zuck.
Not left vs right. It’s down vs up.
I am not this online persona.
June 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Vacationing in Salem, Mass with witch history nerd wife, goth teen daughter, and crystal-loving moon witch tween.
June 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
June 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
About time to repost this classic
(Originator unknown)

Signs of an undercover bystander
June 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
100% percent of people who show up to the protests should dress the same. Keep a black neck gaiter and a hat with you folded up somewhere at all times.
June 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Anyone who ever followed skateboarding in the 90's onward is about to be absolutely horrified.
June 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Found on Reddit and I just want to talk to the person on the e-scooter that totaled this $200K trapezoid and buy them a drink.

A scooter.

🛴
May 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I don’t want a left-wing Rogan.

No podcaster or show entertainer will save us.

If we (must), then I pick John Stewart / John Oliver - no notes, no changes.

What I (want) is the raiders of the lost ark scene to happen when the Nazis badge in for at Fox News.

Even the work-from-home ones.
May 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Sometimes dad guilt is looking at your young sleeping girls and wonder if you’re preparing them enough for the post-Trump, post-US, warming world.
May 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This is the only entertainment I needed from the very bottom of Google News today. (Daily Beast)
May 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
There's a strange friend out there for everyone - this person is mine.
May 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I like to collage my dog into fictional scenarios
May 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Maybe he’ll ride in a truly American-made Lincoln Continental convertible with RFK. Make Detroit proud again.
May 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
May 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Spaciba, Easter Bunny! Slava Ukraini!
April 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Use reliable sources, grandpa.

Gallup polls
Joey never went below 36 at his worst.
April 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Trump on his about-face on tariffs as a flexibility. "You have to have flexibility. I could say, 'Here's a wall, and I'm going to go through that wall. I'm going to go through it no matter what,'""Sometimes you have to be able to go under the wall, around the wall or over the wall."

Unrelated pic
April 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
April 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
April 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
After the tariffs hit.
April 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Washington, come visit my children as you dismantle the Department of Education.

One of my girls is in emo-rage puberty. The other is a competitive saber fencer.

Ten men enter. Two girls leave.
March 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
New Batman trailer just dropped.
Looks like garbage.
March 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
March 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Audrey Hepburn 😍 Straight to jail.
March 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
March 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM