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Mist.
It's the 16 year anniversary of when the depressed anthropomorphic bread loaf from German kids TV was abducted by vagrant anarchists who were battling the city over squatting rights! Anarchists posted vid of the loaf expressing solidarity w them. Some feared the bread already had Stockholm syndrome
![Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly[3] pullman loaf, speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone.[1] He is small, rectangular and golden brown[3] with hands directly attached to his body,[5] rings around his eyes and a thin-lipped mouth.[7] According to himself, he belongs to the species homo brotus depressivus.[5] His favourite activities include staring at the south wall of his home,[3] memorising the pattern of his woodchip wallpaper, reading his favourite magazine The Desert and You, expanding his video collection of the most boring railway tracks, and eating lukewarm gruel. Bernd sympathizes firstly with himself,[4] and is bad-tempered[8] and fatalistic.[9]
His favorite expression is Mist!, used in much the same way as the English "crap".[9][7] His other catchphrases are: "I would like to be left alone," "I would like to leave this show," and "My life is hell."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigjzaayx2oj22v7hdjyyy4r2nhtaxhf7rcs2dwob3ubixomkhpmqe@jpeg)
January 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Mist.