Kahzgul
@kahzgul.bsky.social
TV Editor, Actor, Video Game player, Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes "content" creator, aspiring writer. The three words that best describe me are: Smart, Funny, Stupid, in reverse order.
Check out my substack! Shockingly, it’s Kahzgul.substack.com
Check out my substack! Shockingly, it’s Kahzgul.substack.com
Bought a cookbook titled “Mexico: the cookbook.” Of the 6 quesadilla recipes, ONLY ONE LISTS CHEESE AS AN INGREDIENT. it’s a fucking cheese-a-dilla, motherfucker. I get that Mexico City is weird and calls any folded tortilla a quesadilla, but that should be a *noted variant* recipe, not 5/6 of em!
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Bought a cookbook titled “Mexico: the cookbook.” Of the 6 quesadilla recipes, ONLY ONE LISTS CHEESE AS AN INGREDIENT. it’s a fucking cheese-a-dilla, motherfucker. I get that Mexico City is weird and calls any folded tortilla a quesadilla, but that should be a *noted variant* recipe, not 5/6 of em!
My wife asked me, “does the dick shit in the Ford,” and now I’m deeply concerned that she has no idea how dicks work.
October 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My wife asked me, “does the dick shit in the Ford,” and now I’m deeply concerned that she has no idea how dicks work.
My new neighbor, who owns four Porsches, is wearing a Volkswagen shirt.
August 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My new neighbor, who owns four Porsches, is wearing a Volkswagen shirt.
Just had dinner at Masa in Barcelona and… wow. So good I had to mention it here. From the generous Stilton to the incredible hot dog they custom made for my kid, not to mention the affable wait staff spinning vinyl (!) and making outstanding wine recs… this place was great.
July 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just had dinner at Masa in Barcelona and… wow. So good I had to mention it here. From the generous Stilton to the incredible hot dog they custom made for my kid, not to mention the affable wait staff spinning vinyl (!) and making outstanding wine recs… this place was great.
I love a thunderstorm. The petrichor in the air… the rolling booms shaking the house… the howling of my husky when she realizes the entire outdoors is a shower now…
June 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I love a thunderstorm. The petrichor in the air… the rolling booms shaking the house… the howling of my husky when she realizes the entire outdoors is a shower now…
I’m sad but have to move. I’m going to locomope.
June 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m sad but have to move. I’m going to locomope.
The man sitting next to me smells like he just smoked a pack of cologne-flavored cigarettes.
May 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The man sitting next to me smells like he just smoked a pack of cologne-flavored cigarettes.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore is fine and all, but Irish wristwatch is the GOAT.
April 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
She sells sea shells by the sea shore is fine and all, but Irish wristwatch is the GOAT.
The Weimar Republic's Senate did the right thing for it's people, right? Asking for @schumer.senate.gov
March 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The Weimar Republic's Senate did the right thing for it's people, right? Asking for @schumer.senate.gov
Breaking news: The Washington Post has changed its slogan from “Democracy Dies in Darkness” to the more succinct “Democracy Dies.”
Ps: yes I know they actually ditched the famous slogan weeks ago but for the sake of the joke get over yourself.
Ps: yes I know they actually ditched the famous slogan weeks ago but for the sake of the joke get over yourself.
February 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Breaking news: The Washington Post has changed its slogan from “Democracy Dies in Darkness” to the more succinct “Democracy Dies.”
Ps: yes I know they actually ditched the famous slogan weeks ago but for the sake of the joke get over yourself.
Ps: yes I know they actually ditched the famous slogan weeks ago but for the sake of the joke get over yourself.
Trump has declared himself king.
In America, we overthrow monarchs. STAND UP.
In America, we overthrow monarchs. STAND UP.
February 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump has declared himself king.
In America, we overthrow monarchs. STAND UP.
In America, we overthrow monarchs. STAND UP.
Internet Protip: when filling out random “give us your email” forms to get access to stuff, give them a different name. Then make a filter in your email app that moves anything sent to that name directly to the spam folder (or trash). I use “Jesus” but it would make sense to use the company name too
January 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Internet Protip: when filling out random “give us your email” forms to get access to stuff, give them a different name. Then make a filter in your email app that moves anything sent to that name directly to the spam folder (or trash). I use “Jesus” but it would make sense to use the company name too
I always thought it was bullshit in school, but it turns out a shocking amount of professional business work is actually just arts and crafts.
January 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I always thought it was bullshit in school, but it turns out a shocking amount of professional business work is actually just arts and crafts.
Hey #SWGoH Bluesky people! My friend @egnards.bsky.social is hosting the first ever Gungies awards show, celebrating the game we all love (or love to hate). I'll be giving out an award! Come watch!
www.youtube.com/live/8xmEGnL...
www.youtube.com/live/8xmEGnL...
The Gungies SWGOH Awards 2025!
YouTube video by Egnards
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January 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hey #SWGoH Bluesky people! My friend @egnards.bsky.social is hosting the first ever Gungies awards show, celebrating the game we all love (or love to hate). I'll be giving out an award! Come watch!
www.youtube.com/live/8xmEGnL...
www.youtube.com/live/8xmEGnL...
