Nope, I haven’t — mince pies taste like someone spiced the crumbs of a Victorian carpet, rolled it in Christmas spirit, potpourri, regret and chimney soot and then served it in pastry

Before we talk about paying more council tax, maybe fix the bands first — they stop at Band H, meaning some homeowners pay the same as Buckingham Palace. Until I’ve got a throne room, I’ll pass 👑

50-year mortgages? Bold move — now you can pass your house and your debt down through generations. The American Dream just got a sequel: The American Lease. 🏚️💀

Well handled, he is a rude, arrogant arsehole!

Tim Martin, the Brexit oracle himself — the man who thought leaving the EU would make your pint cheaper. Now he’s handing out economic advice like it’s happy hour. Cheers, professor — how’s that ‘sovereignty’ tasting with inflation?

Happy Birthday! 🥳😸

I often read my late mothers, she had no issue leaving negative feedback! 😂

Glitch in the matrix or gremlins in the system? This is from 1 March 2025 😂

Oh my god, reminds me of Pascal Savage from Johnny English!

Ah, 55%! Because if there’s one thing history’s taught us, it’s that narrow majorities always lead to smooth sailing and zero regrets. Just ask Brexit 🤦‍♂️

I’m extremely grateful for District Nurses… They caught my very naughty diabetic Nan secretly hoarding paffiter rolls in her fridge 😂

Awww bless you…. Have you tried intermittent fasting?

I do the most basic one which is 12hrs overnight—E.G No food between 7pm-7am or 8pm—8am etc and it’s made a big difference for me.

It’s not for everyone but always worth a try x

He could give Princess Anne a run for her money with those legs!