I'm wildly upset that this doesn't exist.

How many under age boys has it been near. We know what you're like.

What we're you singing? Bit of Gary Glitter? Rolf Harris? I bet your rendition of 2 little boys goes a bit off script. But then Rolf was a dirty nonce too, just like you, so maybe it is closer to what he had in mind.

Its probably dicks