Thomas Jancis
@kafkin.bsky.social
15 years since that challenge was offered and I am still not able to perform inside of a whale.
I can't help but feel every single issue I have would be resolved with a whale performance.
I can't help but feel every single issue I have would be resolved with a whale performance.
August 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
15 years since that challenge was offered and I am still not able to perform inside of a whale.
I can't help but feel every single issue I have would be resolved with a whale performance.
I can't help but feel every single issue I have would be resolved with a whale performance.
Yeah maybe we should worry about corrupting our river spirits?
Maybe?
SEA IS FINE THOUGH. SOMETIMES SHE JUST OOZES SLUDGE.
Maybe?
SEA IS FINE THOUGH. SOMETIMES SHE JUST OOZES SLUDGE.
May 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Yeah maybe we should worry about corrupting our river spirits?
Maybe?
SEA IS FINE THOUGH. SOMETIMES SHE JUST OOZES SLUDGE.
Maybe?
SEA IS FINE THOUGH. SOMETIMES SHE JUST OOZES SLUDGE.
You know how it goes. Nice Spring day and a young man's thoughts turn to flags.
April 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You know how it goes. Nice Spring day and a young man's thoughts turn to flags.
Mr Suitcase was delighted to offer both curses and shiny rocks as part of @colabtheatre's venue launch.
There were boons, there were measurements of my legs, there was WHAT’S THE TIME MR OWL.
And also there were folks who literally were just there for the wings.
There were boons, there were measurements of my legs, there was WHAT’S THE TIME MR OWL.
And also there were folks who literally were just there for the wings.
April 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Mr Suitcase was delighted to offer both curses and shiny rocks as part of @colabtheatre's venue launch.
There were boons, there were measurements of my legs, there was WHAT’S THE TIME MR OWL.
And also there were folks who literally were just there for the wings.
There were boons, there were measurements of my legs, there was WHAT’S THE TIME MR OWL.
And also there were folks who literally were just there for the wings.
Even Great Princes of the Hells have to take the train.
(Many thanks to those who came to S(t)OLAS. ALSO many curses and rocks.)
@_voidspace_zine
(Many thanks to those who came to S(t)OLAS. ALSO many curses and rocks.)
@_voidspace_zine
February 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Even Great Princes of the Hells have to take the train.
(Many thanks to those who came to S(t)OLAS. ALSO many curses and rocks.)
@_voidspace_zine
(Many thanks to those who came to S(t)OLAS. ALSO many curses and rocks.)
@_voidspace_zine
Pictured: my legs.
Most recently seen dancing with Natalie Palamides in "the cluuuub' in 'WEER' at @sohotheatre.bsky.social
Go if you can!
Most recently seen dancing with Natalie Palamides in "the cluuuub' in 'WEER' at @sohotheatre.bsky.social
Go if you can!
November 20, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Pictured: my legs.
Most recently seen dancing with Natalie Palamides in "the cluuuub' in 'WEER' at @sohotheatre.bsky.social
Go if you can!
Most recently seen dancing with Natalie Palamides in "the cluuuub' in 'WEER' at @sohotheatre.bsky.social
Go if you can!
I am single, ready to mingle AND to then have to go to Paris to start the Surrealism movement.
October 28, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I am single, ready to mingle AND to then have to go to Paris to start the Surrealism movement.
10 years since I started at Central doing my MA.
YOU CAN PUT ME ON THE STAIRS AT ANY TIME.
(I might have added myself as performance art one time. Might have.)
YOU CAN PUT ME ON THE STAIRS AT ANY TIME.
(I might have added myself as performance art one time. Might have.)
September 24, 2024 at 2:04 PM
10 years since I started at Central doing my MA.
YOU CAN PUT ME ON THE STAIRS AT ANY TIME.
(I might have added myself as performance art one time. Might have.)
YOU CAN PUT ME ON THE STAIRS AT ANY TIME.
(I might have added myself as performance art one time. Might have.)
I am saving this moment to flash back to in 2094.
Me in my armchair slowly whispering "Too. Old. To. Tweedy."
And a single tear trickles down my wrinkled cheek.
Me in my armchair slowly whispering "Too. Old. To. Tweedy."
And a single tear trickles down my wrinkled cheek.
September 3, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I am saving this moment to flash back to in 2094.
Me in my armchair slowly whispering "Too. Old. To. Tweedy."
And a single tear trickles down my wrinkled cheek.
Me in my armchair slowly whispering "Too. Old. To. Tweedy."
And a single tear trickles down my wrinkled cheek.
7 years ago I waved Matt Fletcher off as he walked out of Edinburgh.
Today I saw him return with a new spade.
Today I saw him return with a new spade.
August 14, 2024 at 2:23 PM
7 years ago I waved Matt Fletcher off as he walked out of Edinburgh.
Today I saw him return with a new spade.
Today I saw him return with a new spade.
A SHOCKING self awareness from the boys at MI5.
@mincemeatlive @spitlip
@mincemeatlive @spitlip
April 15, 2024 at 8:43 PM
A SHOCKING self awareness from the boys at MI5.
@mincemeatlive @spitlip
@mincemeatlive @spitlip
A beautiful gift from Andre.
And yes indeed, the Tamám Shud is ripped from the end.
Day 2!
And yes indeed, the Tamám Shud is ripped from the end.
Day 2!
April 2, 2024 at 10:39 AM
A beautiful gift from Andre.
And yes indeed, the Tamám Shud is ripped from the end.
Day 2!
And yes indeed, the Tamám Shud is ripped from the end.
Day 2!
Happy #WorldTheatreDay.
Am in Glasgow to see my tale of Spies and Lies (with Pies) being given a World Premiere next week.
Looking forward to lurking in the back like the looming Forest Cryptid I am and going "ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS? IS THIS FUNNY? ARE YOU GOING TO CRY?"
Am in Glasgow to see my tale of Spies and Lies (with Pies) being given a World Premiere next week.
Looking forward to lurking in the back like the looming Forest Cryptid I am and going "ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS? IS THIS FUNNY? ARE YOU GOING TO CRY?"
March 27, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Happy #WorldTheatreDay.
Am in Glasgow to see my tale of Spies and Lies (with Pies) being given a World Premiere next week.
Looking forward to lurking in the back like the looming Forest Cryptid I am and going "ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS? IS THIS FUNNY? ARE YOU GOING TO CRY?"
Am in Glasgow to see my tale of Spies and Lies (with Pies) being given a World Premiere next week.
Looking forward to lurking in the back like the looming Forest Cryptid I am and going "ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS? IS THIS FUNNY? ARE YOU GOING TO CRY?"
Tick Tock It’s Tunnock's O'Clock.
March 27, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Tick Tock It’s Tunnock's O'Clock.
The "Thomas Married the Sea" Lore gets more convoluted with each telling.
Tom: And then she removed her skin.
Listener: To reveal her human form? Removed the seal pelt to show her human form
*Dark Sea Brine trickles from Tom's eye*
Tom: And then she removed her skin.
Listener: To reveal her human form? Removed the seal pelt to show her human form
*Dark Sea Brine trickles from Tom's eye*
March 10, 2024 at 5:13 PM
The "Thomas Married the Sea" Lore gets more convoluted with each telling.
Tom: And then she removed her skin.
Listener: To reveal her human form? Removed the seal pelt to show her human form
*Dark Sea Brine trickles from Tom's eye*
Tom: And then she removed her skin.
Listener: To reveal her human form? Removed the seal pelt to show her human form
*Dark Sea Brine trickles from Tom's eye*
And that’s how you become the Best Damn Police Cop.
It's mostly about having cigarettes thrown at you.
It's mostly about having cigarettes thrown at you.
March 7, 2024 at 4:51 PM
And that’s how you become the Best Damn Police Cop.
It's mostly about having cigarettes thrown at you.
It's mostly about having cigarettes thrown at you.
It was suggested I get a temporary tattoo reading "HAVE WE CONSIDERED MAKING IT SAD?"
Like how nature curves towards the crab, my nature curves towards Dawning Horror and wide eyed shock.
"Oh Poppet."
Like how nature curves towards the crab, my nature curves towards Dawning Horror and wide eyed shock.
"Oh Poppet."
March 7, 2024 at 1:31 PM
It was suggested I get a temporary tattoo reading "HAVE WE CONSIDERED MAKING IT SAD?"
Like how nature curves towards the crab, my nature curves towards Dawning Horror and wide eyed shock.
"Oh Poppet."
Like how nature curves towards the crab, my nature curves towards Dawning Horror and wide eyed shock.
"Oh Poppet."
I am delighted to see I won’t miss a connection because I can wait 2024 years.
March 4, 2024 at 9:11 AM
I am delighted to see I won’t miss a connection because I can wait 2024 years.
Happy Leap Day.
Ladies, if your Significant Other refuses your proposal, they owe you 12 pairs of gloves.
Ladies, if your Significant Other refuses your proposal, they owe you 12 pairs of gloves.
February 29, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Happy Leap Day.
Ladies, if your Significant Other refuses your proposal, they owe you 12 pairs of gloves.
Ladies, if your Significant Other refuses your proposal, they owe you 12 pairs of gloves.
Had a nice little dance with FIZZ.
February 29, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Had a nice little dance with FIZZ.
God Save Us All (because no one else will). Last episode of Duronni's Echo. @rolltogetherrpg
February 26, 2024 at 6:10 PM
God Save Us All (because no one else will). Last episode of Duronni's Echo. @rolltogetherrpg
Sure it's going to work out this time #hadestown
February 24, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Sure it's going to work out this time #hadestown
Big.
HMS Prince of Wales finally going off.
HMS Prince of Wales finally going off.
February 12, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Big.
HMS Prince of Wales finally going off.
HMS Prince of Wales finally going off.
TASK 2: NO ONE WHO IS WITHOUT FAULT (MATHS TASK)
Fibonacci has some rabbits in a box.
He hopes they will breed on time and stay in their pairs.
And none will die.
288 rabbits by the new year.
1 word line.
1 word
2 words
3
5
7
13
So on
#29PlaysLater (@TheLitChallenge)
Fibonacci has some rabbits in a box.
He hopes they will breed on time and stay in their pairs.
And none will die.
288 rabbits by the new year.
1 word line.
1 word
2 words
3
5
7
13
So on
#29PlaysLater (@TheLitChallenge)
February 2, 2024 at 12:26 PM
TASK 2: NO ONE WHO IS WITHOUT FAULT (MATHS TASK)
Fibonacci has some rabbits in a box.
He hopes they will breed on time and stay in their pairs.
And none will die.
288 rabbits by the new year.
1 word line.
1 word
2 words
3
5
7
13
So on
#29PlaysLater (@TheLitChallenge)
Fibonacci has some rabbits in a box.
He hopes they will breed on time and stay in their pairs.
And none will die.
288 rabbits by the new year.
1 word line.
1 word
2 words
3
5
7
13
So on
#29PlaysLater (@TheLitChallenge)
It's a silly thing I have done since I was small but I just like to go "There. One day. There. Near the start of the J"
One day.
One day.
January 25, 2024 at 1:54 PM
It's a silly thing I have done since I was small but I just like to go "There. One day. There. Near the start of the J"
One day.
One day.