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american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
October 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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There are many guilty parties in the rise of political violence. But to our minds, among the biggest culprits are the universities. In the same way that madrassas radicalize jihadis, America’s campuses are among the places in the U.S. most hostile to disagreement and debate. Where they preach “inclusion,” they actually practice exclusion—shouting down speakers they disagree with, for instance. Where they promote “diversity,” they actually enforce a uniformity of thought, denying tenure to dissenters. Astronaut meme where one astronaut says "It was the universities?" and the other, pointing a gun at him, says "Always has been."
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Gibbs?
September 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Photo of a toy named Milow
September 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Me, rhetorically: Can you bury the lede in a headline?
Strib: Yes.
Star Tribune Headline that reads: "Man who forgot hat in Twin Cities hotel room where he murdered sex worker is sentenced"
August 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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13 year old me was made for 8/8
Magic The Gathering card "Force of Nature" - 8/8 creature with trample for 4 green and 2 colorless casting cost with upkeep cost of 4 green or force of nature deals 8 damage to you.
August 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Obviously my favorite sketch on the show.
Tattoo of the metaloid maniac
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Idiot America
Excerpt from the book Idiot America: The rise of Idiot America, though, is essentially a war on expertise. It's not so much antimodernism or the distrust of the intellectual elites that Richard Hofstadter teased out of the national DNA, although both of those things are part of it. The rise of Idiot America today reflects-for profit, mainly, but also, and more cynically, for political advantage and in the pursuit of power— the breakdown of the consensus that the pursuit of knowledge is a good. It also represents the ascendancy of the notion that the people we should trust the least are the people who know best what they're talking about. In the new media age, everybody is a historian, or a scientist, or a preacher, or a sage. And if everyone is an expert, then nobody is, and the worst thing you can be in a society where everybody is an expert is, well, an actual expert. This is how Idiot America engages itself. It decides, en masse, with a million keystrokes and clicks of the remote control, that because there are two sides to every question, they both must be right, or at least not wrong.
June 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Fascists can't rise to power if you become the fascists first. Brilliant.
As fears of mass immigration have lifted the fortunes of right-wing populists around the Western world, one place that’s not happening is Denmark. There, it is Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s Social Democrat party that has implemented one of the strictest immigration systems in Europe in one of its most socially liberal countries. In so doing, Denmark has become an example for other nations seeking to strengthen immigration laws—not least the United States, where the perceived softness of the Democratic Party in this area was a key factor in the return of President Donald Trump last year. It also contrasts with much of Western Europe.
June 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Ok - who is this psychopath and why is he in my seat?
AMC seat selection screen for a 10pm showing of How to Train Your Dragon with the only a single seat in the back row unavailable as it has been reserved by someone else.
June 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Donkey Kong Country 3 Murky Mills ass beat
Donkey Kong Country 3 screenshot from Murky Mills level
June 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Not sure what I've been doing on the internet to receive this targeted ad, but I assume it must be good.
Pink earthworm figurine with two legs and a photorealistic head of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson available to purchase for 8 dollars.
June 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Well this is it. Malcolm Gladwell’s 10,000 rule is now truly and thoroughly dead.
Elon Musk post using a trading meme with this instance showing a trade with a person and the federal government. The federal government gets 1/3 of your paycheck on one side of the trade. The other side of the trade reads that you will receive “roads - jk lmao, nothing fuck you I hate you”
April 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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So you're telling me there's a chance!
Stock chart showing how far stocks have dropped thus far into Trump's first 100 days, but we're not to day 100 yet, so a line has been inserted to show what getting to other presidents would take. Note the line is not realistic in any way shape or form and stocks will not possibly rally in this way.
April 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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It’s happening.
March 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Not sure we’re aligned on what constitutes an important update.
March 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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March 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Never occurred to me until Google suggested otherwise, but now I gotta know. Is preworkout made out of worms?
Google suggestions to finish the sentence “is preworkout made” are “made out of worms” and “of worms”
March 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Every bit of news these days is worse than the last.
February 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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So I click the Meta AI button on someone’s post. It offered to fact check it for me and then told me it never offered to fact check it for me. What a wonderful product.
February 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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My personal favorite that I've received. They go to my junk now finally, but every once in a while I take a peek in there to see what HR professionals are up to these days.
Screenshot of an email from HR Professionals. The webinar the email is inviting the person to is titled, "Employees from Hell: How to Work with People Who Suck the Life Out of your Organization."
February 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM