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Kafkaesque-Meat
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Anuses are basically butt mouths🪳 I like cats and beer 🐈 ko-fi.com/kafkaesque_meat 🦇
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People following me over on tumblr might be aware but I’m deleting my tumblr blog tomorrow but I do want to take a second to show off my handful of side blogs. Truly the end of an era.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Oh and how could I forget him!
Celebrity chef Guy Fieri
October 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Also these guys
Peter Falk as Columbo Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls Gomez Addams from The Addams Family Dave Strider from Homestuck
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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First day at New York Comic Con. Today was honestly kinda a shit show but at least I got to go to the Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal panel that was cool.
October 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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This feels very memeable I think
A panel from the cozy horror comic Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees, featuring Cherry Gherkins (an anthropomorphic blonde pig wearing a white top, a short sleeved mint green cardigan, pearls, and bright red lipstick) yelling “You Furry Bitch say another word and I’ll sue you for Harassment and Defamation!” at Samantha Strong (an anthropomorphic brown bear wearing a flannel button up shirt with a multicolored tartan print). Cherry is absolutely livid while Sam is calm and even a touch smug.
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Look at my pretty boy!
An adorable cat sleeping on his side. He is a grey mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting.
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I should get into the habit of taking more food pics. Last night I made a salad with burrata and heirloom tomatoes and this morning I made a nice breakfast. Also I got these lovely roses just look at them!
A plate with salad greens, two kinds of tomatoes (one yellow and one red) cut into wedges, a half of a ball of burrata, some fresh basil, some fresh cracked black pepper, a sprinkling of red pepper flakes, a splash of balsamic vinegar, and a light drizzle of olive oil. A slightly messy table on which there is a plate with a breakfast of over easy eggs, bacon, breakfast sausage, broiled cherry tomatoes, whole grain buttered toast, and under the eggs and barely visible a hash brown. Besides the plate is a glass of cold brewed coffee over ice taken black, and behind those is a coffin shaped board on top of which are two piles of coasters, two tall candles, an empty can repurposed as a pencil holder, and a vase with roses. Also on the table, one can see a black iron lantern, an unopened cuisinart slap chopper, and heavy duty shears. A close up of the roses seen in the previous picture, and these roses are in full bloom with yellow petals with pinkish orange edges.
August 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Reddit can, in fact, be good sometimes
A reddit screenshot featuring a photo of the seminal pop star Cher accompanied with the text ‘Cher has peacefully passed gas in her sleep’
July 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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It’s the smootchable loaf’s birthday today! He’s now 11 years old!
An extremely adorable cat sitting in a loaf position on a brown ottoman. The cat’s coat is white with brown tabby patches.
March 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Once more, the loaf is smootchable
March 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Smootchable Loaf
An adorable little cat sitting on a brown ottoman in a loaf position, sometimes also known as a sphinx position, where his legs are tucked under himself. The cat is white with grey tabby splotches and he has green eyes and a cute little nose.
February 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I was originally going to stream tonight but by the time I was back from the library and done cooking, it was getting late and I wanted to just relax with the book I took out. I’ve been dying to read this one!
A copy of “I’m Glad My Mom Died” by Jennette McCurdy. The book’s cover is soft yellow and pink with a retro look, and features a photo of McCurdy in a baby pink suit dress holding a hot pink earn with playful body language and an expression that seems to convey a sort of performative impishness.
February 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Slow day at work, doodled my favorite #outergod

#thekinginyellow #hastur #malevolentpodcast #cthulhumythos
A sketchbook opened up to a pencil drawing of The King in Yellow. The King is shown with a broken Venetian mask revealing half his true face which appears to leak out into space. His true eye is large and stylized, his true mouth’s teeth exposed. His crown floats above his head, made of a series of star-like shapes. In the lower right corner there is a size comparison showing that The King is twice the height of an average human. Tendrils unfurl from under his cloak, twisting upwards.
December 24, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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Tonight’s vibe: Braised beef neck bones, cheesy polenta, roasted carrots and parsnips, red wine, and Fritz the Cat.
A plate with polenta topped with beef neck bones and a rich brown sauce and parsnips and carrots on the side. To the top left of the plate is a stemless glass of wine, and to the plate’s right is a plastic skeleton hand. The plate has a green and tan design with an ancient Egyptian theme. An entertainment center with a TV playing Fritz the Cat. The scene on the TV features a close up of two animated pigs (both literally and figurative) with a greenish city background.
December 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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Frodo *loves* stealing our water!
December 14, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Pim Noodles
December 12, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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A Simpsons screenshot featuring the titular family sitting in a movie theater behind Sideshow Bob, who is smoking a cigar and laughing. Homer is laughing hysterically while Marge looks irritated with her arms crossed.
November 26, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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Current WIP though I might scrap it idk
An art program's main screen with an image of a young lady wearing 19th century clothing. She is holding onto her hat as the wind blows and she is looking up and to the right.
November 18, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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My antibiotics are fucking me up rn so I couldn’t go to this oddities market I wanted to go to but at least my cat is here with me.
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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Dug up these old posts from my tumblr, hopefully they’re appreciated more here
November 8, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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There, I did my civic duty. (Also i desperately need a haircut)
November 5, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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November 4, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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King in Yellow print take 2! I did 3 colors, so no matter if I decide to print on white, yellow, or some other color I can make a finished piece! I think it turned out alright, what do you guys think?
October 25, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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First attempt at making a stamp since high school. It’s supposed to be the king in yellow a la the #malevolentpodcast where he’s ‘broken’. I have some more rubber pads, so I might make another pass at this to fix some of the mistakes.
A pink rubber pad on top of a sketchbook. The pink stamp has an image of the king in yellow carved onto it and the sketch pad shows the image stamped onto it’s page.
October 20, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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Got the fabric and pattern! Vote for what percentage of people you think will recognize this costume here if you have a tumblr www.tumblr.com/kafkaesque-m...
A trio of fabrics one yellow broadcloth one black organza with a gold star pattern and one black and charcoal broadcloth with gold flecks. On top of the fabric is a sewing pattern with 4 options in using a long hooded cloak a hooded cloak with a caplet a tunic with a waist cloth and a simple tunic.
October 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM