Elongated Muskrat
@kaenssss.bsky.social
I put the -ism in this-is-all-just-a-defense-mechanism
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The Department of Ed has a form to snitch on DEI policies in schools.
I’d be a shame if we broke it with thousands of responses… enddei.ed.gov
I’d be a shame if we broke it with thousands of responses… enddei.ed.gov
Department of Education FormLock
enddei.ed.gov
February 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The Department of Ed has a form to snitch on DEI policies in schools.
I’d be a shame if we broke it with thousands of responses… enddei.ed.gov
I’d be a shame if we broke it with thousands of responses… enddei.ed.gov
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Idk I think I need to release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin or something
February 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Idk I think I need to release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin or something
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He’s right again.
February 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
He’s right again.
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Captures it perfectly.
February 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Captures it perfectly.
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I made egg this morning like I’m some sort of millionaire…
February 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I made egg this morning like I’m some sort of millionaire…
Voluntolding my boyfriend to do stuff I don’t wanna do 😌
February 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Voluntolding my boyfriend to do stuff I don’t wanna do 😌
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Missouri’s current AG, Andrew Bailey, is the worst in recent memory and that’s saying a lot because Josh Hawley was also a Missouri AG…
February 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Missouri’s current AG, Andrew Bailey, is the worst in recent memory and that’s saying a lot because Josh Hawley was also a Missouri AG…
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My AG is suing Starbucks for hiring women and people of color.
February 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My AG is suing Starbucks for hiring women and people of color.
My friend said “if you have a baby after 40 you’re more likely to live past 90” like bitch what makes u think I wanna do either of those things????
February 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My friend said “if you have a baby after 40 you’re more likely to live past 90” like bitch what makes u think I wanna do either of those things????
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big stretch but horizontal
February 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
big stretch but horizontal
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Missouri Republicans are planning to overturn the will of the voters. We passed a constitutional amendment to legalize abortion — they plan to pass restrictions effectively re-banning it.
I will be in Jeff City this Tuesday to testify against HJR 54. Join me.
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I will be in Jeff City this Tuesday to testify against HJR 54. Join me.
secure.everyaction.com/zW_Z_RTOL0Ci...
Testify Against HJR 54, Sham Anti-Abortion Amendment 3 Replacement
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February 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Missouri Republicans are planning to overturn the will of the voters. We passed a constitutional amendment to legalize abortion — they plan to pass restrictions effectively re-banning it.
I will be in Jeff City this Tuesday to testify against HJR 54. Join me.
secure.everyaction.com/zW_Z_RTOL0Ci...
I will be in Jeff City this Tuesday to testify against HJR 54. Join me.
secure.everyaction.com/zW_Z_RTOL0Ci...
It’s almost comical the amount of ppl I see posting shit abt deporting immigrants and supporting the n*zi salute and the very next post being abt God and following Jesus like…HELLO??
February 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s almost comical the amount of ppl I see posting shit abt deporting immigrants and supporting the n*zi salute and the very next post being abt God and following Jesus like…HELLO??
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So… Who got the job because of the way she looks or who she knows, and not her qualifications?
January 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So… Who got the job because of the way she looks or who she knows, and not her qualifications?
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This: "It’s not enough to be silently non-racist.
It’s time to be vocally anti-racist." Speak out!
It’s time to be vocally anti-racist." Speak out!
January 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This: "It’s not enough to be silently non-racist.
It’s time to be vocally anti-racist." Speak out!
It’s time to be vocally anti-racist." Speak out!
Did anyone else know the show is called Suits bc it’s lawsuits and not bc they wear suits??? LMFAO
January 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Did anyone else know the show is called Suits bc it’s lawsuits and not bc they wear suits??? LMFAO
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I always knew the working poor would be the first to take it on the chin…
January 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I always knew the working poor would be the first to take it on the chin…
All hate but I hope my racist ex BIL gets hit HARD by trumps policies lmfao
January 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
All hate but I hope my racist ex BIL gets hit HARD by trumps policies lmfao
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It’s find out time for so many of his supporters.
January 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It’s find out time for so many of his supporters.
Legislators be like “we need to stop worrying about pronouns and get to the meat of the real issues” and then propose a bill that says a child’s sex designation has to match their genitalia and then vote against a bill that ends child marriage. OKAY.
January 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Legislators be like “we need to stop worrying about pronouns and get to the meat of the real issues” and then propose a bill that says a child’s sex designation has to match their genitalia and then vote against a bill that ends child marriage. OKAY.
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They really are.
January 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They really are.
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FDR set a minimum wage because capitalists would never…
January 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
FDR set a minimum wage because capitalists would never…
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This is @kaenssss.bsky.social as fuck
all i need is a sweet treat and a fat nap
January 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is @kaenssss.bsky.social as fuck
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What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.
January 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.
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sorry boss I can't come into work today because I just remembered my cat has a tiny little heart and now I must hold him and cry. no I cannot explain myself better than this
January 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
sorry boss I can't come into work today because I just remembered my cat has a tiny little heart and now I must hold him and cry. no I cannot explain myself better than this
Every time my job pisses me off I immediately hop on Indeed
January 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Every time my job pisses me off I immediately hop on Indeed