Kaelahn
@kaelahn.bsky.social
Writer, stand up, constant work in progress. 29/MI
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Need a partner I can get matching grillz with.
December 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Need a partner I can get matching grillz with.
Having hoes is too expensive
July 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Having hoes is too expensive
I personally don’t think you should be allowed to travel until you’re 21
July 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I personally don’t think you should be allowed to travel until you’re 21
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It’s too much drama for it to be the 1st……..
July 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s too much drama for it to be the 1st……..
Got choked back this weekend and uh…new kink unlocked
June 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Got choked back this weekend and uh…new kink unlocked
Remembering you have free will is so powerful
June 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Remembering you have free will is so powerful
No I don’t have snap chat. IM 29
June 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
No I don’t have snap chat. IM 29
Had a bit of depressive episode but slowly coming out of it
June 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Had a bit of depressive episode but slowly coming out of it
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First post on Substack is up! Talking about the Oscar winning documentary No Other Land!
First post on Substack is up! Talking about the Oscar winning documentary No Other Land!
No Other Land
The Oscar-winning documentary that's almost impossible to see
open.substack.com
June 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
open.substack.com/pub/kaelahn/...
First post on Substack is up! Talking about the Oscar winning documentary No Other Land!
First post on Substack is up! Talking about the Oscar winning documentary No Other Land!
The face Vs The playlist
May 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The face Vs The playlist
I don’t stop until the bed is wet
May 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I don’t stop until the bed is wet
People will have their parents funding their entire lives and look down on your for having less than them doing it completely on your own
May 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
People will have their parents funding their entire lives and look down on your for having less than them doing it completely on your own
Man I wanna leave the hoe life behind but it DOES NOT wanna leave me
May 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Man I wanna leave the hoe life behind but it DOES NOT wanna leave me
It’s big and I’ll talk you through it
April 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
It’s big and I’ll talk you through it
Nothings going right and I’ve got nothing left
April 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Nothings going right and I’ve got nothing left
Just fell to my knees, one of my prospects just got drafted
April 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Just fell to my knees, one of my prospects just got drafted
About to break up with my therapist, nobody do anything mean to me until after
April 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
About to break up with my therapist, nobody do anything mean to me until after
Hate clean girl aesthetic sm
March 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hate clean girl aesthetic sm
That ‘05-‘10 era of hip hop was truly the worst. There were some great albums but vast majority of shit released/on the radio was diabolically bad #hiphop
March 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
That ‘05-‘10 era of hip hop was truly the worst. There were some great albums but vast majority of shit released/on the radio was diabolically bad #hiphop
Papa needs some validation
March 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Papa needs some validation
It’s getting warm out, I’m back to whoring
March 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s getting warm out, I’m back to whoring