Kae Burdo
@kaeburdo.bsky.social
✒ Freelance writer covering feminism, sex(uality) & relationships, startups, finance, and the environment
📱 Copy | Content | UX
📍 BTV -> Tulsa
📱 Copy | Content | UX
📍 BTV -> Tulsa
Plz
anyways show me a cool butterfly or moth
September 25, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Plz
Me: ugh dating apps are awful, I just want to meet people IRL
Also me: *gets hit on in a bar by a man* ew why did you think you could talk to me
Also me: *gets hit on in a bar by a man* ew why did you think you could talk to me
September 25, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Me: ugh dating apps are awful, I just want to meet people IRL
Also me: *gets hit on in a bar by a man* ew why did you think you could talk to me
Also me: *gets hit on in a bar by a man* ew why did you think you could talk to me
Reposted by Kae Burdo
Im just glad it's safe to be so vulnerable with all 1 million of you
September 19, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Im just glad it's safe to be so vulnerable with all 1 million of you
[Context: I bartend and my wife & I have been poly our entire 15 year relationship]
Customer: You're not married, are you?
Me: Why do you ask?
Customer: Well, I wouldn't want to hit on someone unavailable.
Me: My wife appreciates the sentiment.
*laughs hysterically internally*
Customer: You're not married, are you?
Me: Why do you ask?
Customer: Well, I wouldn't want to hit on someone unavailable.
Me: My wife appreciates the sentiment.
*laughs hysterically internally*
September 16, 2023 at 6:47 PM
[Context: I bartend and my wife & I have been poly our entire 15 year relationship]
Customer: You're not married, are you?
Me: Why do you ask?
Customer: Well, I wouldn't want to hit on someone unavailable.
Me: My wife appreciates the sentiment.
*laughs hysterically internally*
Customer: You're not married, are you?
Me: Why do you ask?
Customer: Well, I wouldn't want to hit on someone unavailable.
Me: My wife appreciates the sentiment.
*laughs hysterically internally*
I went on a first date a few days ago and briefly considered my old go-to of wearing my shirt that says "Feelings are Boring, Kissing is Awesome" but decided against it. I think that's called growth.
September 14, 2023 at 3:21 PM
I went on a first date a few days ago and briefly considered my old go-to of wearing my shirt that says "Feelings are Boring, Kissing is Awesome" but decided against it. I think that's called growth.
I just realized that working at a bar allows people to do the modern equivalent of "calling on" people and I think that's neat.
Unfortunately, you'll have to do without enjoying a nice mint julep under the watchful eye of my granny in the parlor.
Unfortunately, you'll have to do without enjoying a nice mint julep under the watchful eye of my granny in the parlor.
September 10, 2023 at 7:25 PM
I just realized that working at a bar allows people to do the modern equivalent of "calling on" people and I think that's neat.
Unfortunately, you'll have to do without enjoying a nice mint julep under the watchful eye of my granny in the parlor.
Unfortunately, you'll have to do without enjoying a nice mint julep under the watchful eye of my granny in the parlor.
Get tattoos that make people regret asking about them.
September 9, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Get tattoos that make people regret asking about them.
Hey friends! This is my more public/profesh account. Looking for shitposts, pure communist nonsense, and the occasional thirst trap? Follow me at @fadedlyric.bsky.social
August 21, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Hey friends! This is my more public/profesh account. Looking for shitposts, pure communist nonsense, and the occasional thirst trap? Follow me at @fadedlyric.bsky.social