My quick-lube job has inspired me to write a sequel to "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" titled "These Gloves Are Fucking Disgusting"

Regrettably I had to exclude "Yellow Submarine" from the work playlist because I assume I'm literally the only one of us who wants to listen to that while working 😞

Was just listening to this song... forgot about that line....

When the first trailer for Sinners came out, I thought it made the film look really intriguing. It didn't spell out the plot or premise much at all, which I appreciated. If something looks interesting, I don't see what more you need. When you watch the movie, you'll see what it's about. But later—

Quote with a:
Picture of your pet
Vs
The character they're named after

Pollyanna - from Pollyanna

Just as a fair warning, this soapbox will inevitably lead me to begin proselytizing about any number of things I believe myself to be righteously indignant about.

*Bob Ross voice* and we'll just take that to our graves

Thank you iPhone

My lizard monkey brain that likes when things that have become ordinary turn shiny and new appreciates the new IOS update

Taking a good swig of one of the drinks at the Starbucks order counter, saying "this isn't my drink", and walking out

Riding the bus and clapping at every stop

Been an ok run

Having hot chocolate in my favorite mug

Updated my pfp because I'm baby

I saw someone repeating the whole "the Star Wars sequels were clearly just being made up as they went along" thing and I thought like... isn't that just how stories work?

Every time I go to the dentist and get a cleaning I picture a guy who's super rich and instead of brushing his teeth he just goes to the dentist every morning

We're off to a good start!

Might as well post something