I'm actually goddamn sorry /tuna?!/

My first job was at a Braum's

While I agree, I could also destroy a bag of White Castle burgers in one sitting, so I might have bias.

Glad to know I'm not alone.

Of course, it's nowhere near as simple and reductive as I just described it, I'm simply unsurprised that nothing's even been done, not to mention out representatives can't stand up for shit. Considering the odds, the fact any sort of policies protecting any marginalized group existed is a miracle.

It's broken down to like... five fronts, now. Without getting into it, you have the extreme right and left as two, traditional moderates, 'progressives', and a small subset that doesn't give a shit. Considering anyone wanting progress is outnumbered, they really haven't had any choice but to watch.

I grew up ✨️fascinated✨️ with the government. Not like in a pious, obsessive sense, but like how a scientist covets science. Seeing everything devolved to this point has been extra terrifying because I have studied these processes, and it's suddenly like they never mattered to begin with.

Imagine, someone with no political experience, assuming an office inside of one of the more prevalent political superpowers in the world, shitting on every desk and sending emails threatening people, then fucking off without fixing any of it.

Me, being a social studies major: -internal screaming-

I never could get into it, myself, but I'm happy that they're bringing it back for their audience!

The "Deer in the headlights" expression he has is my favorite